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daz2112 
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 Posted: May 17 2006 at 15:20 |
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In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole
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Drew
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Posted: April 05 2006 at 00:37 |
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dooshbaggins
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Posted: April 04 2006 at 19:43 |
Michael Jackson is in a meeting with his manager. His manager says to him, "Michael, this child molestation case is killing you. You really need to be dating older people, you know, like 28 year olds." MJ looks to him and says, "You want me to date 20 of them???"
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Pull My Finger!
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 04 2006 at 16:15 |
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"Is that true?" the man asked Jethro the pig. "I had no idea you pigs were into prog too! Why haven't you told me about this earlier?"
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daz2112
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Posted: April 04 2006 at 15:41 |
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"yes but this is progressive music! ask Jethro over there,the pig with a flute stuck in his trotter's & he'll tell you more!"...
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In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 04 2006 at 15:33 |
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...sing that song here, my other pigs can only stand country & western music in the pigsty."
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daz2112
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Posted: April 04 2006 at 14:22 |
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He said to the pig "Gabriel you can't...
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In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 01 2006 at 05:20 |
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...and when he got home the pig started singing "Supper's Ready"?
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daz2112
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Posted: March 31 2006 at 14:54 |
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Did you hear about the farmer who bought a pig....
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In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole
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Vompatti
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Posted: March 31 2006 at 04:06 |
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Then the man thought up a new joke, which went something like this:
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Zepology101
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Posted: March 30 2006 at 16:39 |
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then the pixie said, "Screw this, lets think up a new joke"
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Vompatti
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Posted: March 30 2006 at 04:15 |
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"If this conversation was a joke, it would be a really bad one" said the man.
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jesperz
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Posted: March 29 2006 at 23:13 |
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"No, I'm not, I'm in the band name Dixie Drags" said Pixies
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<<Dark side of Z' Drummination>>
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The Wizard
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Posted: March 29 2006 at 21:46 |
wow...this went nowhere 
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Vompatti
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Posted: March 24 2006 at 14:05 |
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And the man said to the pixie "Were you the one in the band called Pixies?"
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Bob Greece
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Posted: March 24 2006 at 11:03 |
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and she said "hang on hang on, the punchline's coming".
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daz2112
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Posted: March 24 2006 at 10:57 |
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but then a pixie appeared,
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In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole
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Vompatti
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Posted: March 24 2006 at 10:45 |
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Unfortunately the fairy had already left, so nobody heard him.
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Snow Dog
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Posted: March 23 2006 at 18:10 |
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So he said again "I can unlock the mysteries of the universe but when it comes to women..."
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Syzygy
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Posted: March 23 2006 at 17:20 |
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But unfortunately he wasn't that way inclined.
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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