Trumpisms

President Trump's best quotes:- The best Trump one-liners and why Trump is a master of the art of the put-down.

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On President Barack Obama:- "If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country - I will give him free lifetime golf at any of my courses!" 9/11/14

On Hillary Clinton:- "If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband, what makes her think she can satisfy America?" 04/16/15

On Bernie Sanders:- "Crazy Bernie, I tell you, I gotta hand it to Bernie. I saw him up there the other day. That hair is getting whiter and whiter, and he's getting crazier and crazier!" 08/02/2018

On Joe Biden:- "Watching Sleepy Joe Biden making a speech. Sooo Boring! The LameStream Media will die in the ratings and clicks with this guy. It will be over for them, not to mention the fact that our Country will do poorly with him. It will be one big crash, but at least China will be happy!" 08/07/2019

On Jeb Bush:- "Jeb said, 'We were safe with my brother. We were safe.' Well, the World Trade Center just fell down! Now, am I trying to blame him? I'm not blaming anybody. But the World Trade Center came down. So when he said, we were safe, that's not safe." 10/18/15

On Carly Fiorina:- "Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?" 09/09/15

On Arnold Schwarzenegger:- "Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't voluntarily leaving the Apprentice, he was fired for his bad (pathetic) ratings, not by me. Sad end to great show."

On Jesse Ventura:- "He was definitely the strongest governor in the history of the world, because he was able to lift 350 pound men over his shoulder and drop them into the fourth row, and very few people can do that." 10/08/99

On Rick Santorum:- "I have a big plane.... He doesn't." 04/08/15

On Rick Perry:- "He's doing very poorly in the polls. He put on glasses so people will think he's smart. And it just doesn't work! You know, people can see through the glasses." 07/21/15

On Mitt Romney:- "I have a Gucci store that's worth more than Romney." 06/02/15

On Condoleeza Rice:- "I see Condoleeza Rice - she gets on a plane, she gets off a plane, she waves, she goes there to meet some dictator.... They talk, she leaves, she waves, the plane takes off. Nothing happens, it's a joke, nothing ever happens. I think she's a very nice woman, but I don't want a nice woman. I want someone that's not necessarily nice." 2007

On Arianna Huffington:- "Ariana Huffington is unattractive bith inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man - he made a good decision." 08/28/12

On Katy Perry:- "Katy, what the hell were you thinking when you married loser Russell Brand? There is a guy who has got nothing going, a waste!" 10/17/14

On Bette Midler:- "While Bette Midler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct." 10/28/12

On Rosie O'Donnell:- "Well, Rosie O'Donnell's disgusting, both inside and out. You take a look at her, she's a slob. She talks like a truck driver." 12/21/06

On Jon Stewart:- "All the haters and losers must admit that, unlike others, I never attacked dopey Jon Stewart for his phony last name. Would never do that." 05/30/15

On Robert De Niro:- "He's a very Low IQ individual, has received too many shots to the head by real boxers in movies. I watched him last night and truly believe he may be ‘punch-drunk’".

On Meryl Streep:- "One of the most over-rated actresses in Hollywood, doesn’t know me but attacked me last night at the Golden Globes. She is a Hillary flunky who lost big."

On Winston Churchill:- "He was an unbelievable leader. Why? He was born with a speech impediment, he had all sorts of problems, he certainly wasn't a handsome man, and yet, he was a great leader. Why was he a great leader? Nobody knows." 10/08/99

On Colonel Gaddafi:- "I dealt with Gaddafi, I rented him a piece of land. He paid me more for one night than the land was worth for the whole year. or for two years, and then I didn't let him use the land. That's what we should be doing. I don't want to use the word 'screwed', but I screwed him." 04/21/11

On Saddam Hussein:- "If you look at Saddam Hussein, he killed terrorists. I'm not saying this guy was an angel, but he killed terrorists." 2006

On Osama Bin Laden:- "Tell me, how is it possible that we can't find a guy who's six foot six and supposedly needs a dialysis machine?" 2004

On ISIS:- "If you look at Syria, Russia wants to get rid of ISIS. We want to get rid of ISIS. Maybe let Russia do it. Let them get rid of ISIS. What the hell do we care?" 09/27/15

On Mexico:- "They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with them. They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people." 6/15/15

On Japan:- "Who is our chief negotiator? Essentially it is Caroline Kennedy. I mean, give me a break. She doesn't even know she's alive!" 09/03/15

On China:- "First of all, I love China. The people are great. They buy my apartments for $50 million a time. How could I dislike 'em, right?" 10/14/15

On Russia:- "Who was I on with on '60 Minutes', do you remember? Putin! He was my stablemate. We got great ratings!" 10/19/15

On North Korea:- "We have this mad guy [Kim Jong-Un]. I guess he's mad. Either he's mad or he's a genius, one or the other, but he's actually more unstable, even than his father, they say. They said the father was a pleasure by comparison to him in North Korea." 08/21/15

On Global Warming:- "This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullsh*t has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps, and our GW scientists are stuck in ice!" 01/01/14

Source: The Little Book of Trumpisms