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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 01 2019 at 06:41
Originally posted by Davesax1965 Davesax1965 wrote:


And as for Mr Lemming saying I don't think classical musicians can play: no, they CAN play, they can't improvise, as a rule. I've been one. But there's no correlation between them and my erstwhile former colleague, believe me. 




Nah, the little boy who lives down 'faulty memory' lane ain't to be trusted. This is a flimsy strawman: Vompatti asked that if orchestral players can only play if provided with a score would you consider them 'non-musicians?' (neither he or I were asking if you thought they could or couldn't play) Your previously stated position on Vompatti's question is provided below

http://www.progarchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=111431&PID=5472364#5472364

BTW Call me pedantic if you will but in the spirit of 'helping people to learn', I think it's erstwhile OR former (not both as they mean the same thang y'all...)Wink
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 01 2019 at 06:11
Originally posted by Mascodagama Mascodagama wrote:

Where I sympathise with Dave is that I'm a believer in the notion that if you know nothing about a subject you should shut the f**k up about it. Knowledge and expertise are actual things, and there are few people more tiresome than the loquacious man with an opinion about everything and a clue about nothing.


That man is head of our executive branch of government with millions of similar types around every corner that put him there. It would be a beautiful thing if they/he would just stick to being bad at music.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 01 2019 at 02:05
Ladies and gentlemen: I am an ex teacher and lecturer. I go out of my way to help people who want to learn. It's very important. I've also got no problems with people not having the same ability level as me in certain areas. After all, I'm not an expert in everything. 

The difference is that if I know very little about something, I tend to shut up about it and am very grateful for any help in the matter. 

The bloke was an ex chemist. I know absolutely nothing about chemistry. I didn't find out the most minor thing about chemistry, decide I was an expert, trumpet it to all around for ten years in order to "impress the ignorant" and then try and steer conversations about chemistry (which I'd started) to "I think you should titrate that with benzene in a glass tubey thing. " 

Similar thing, if I was sitting opposite John Coltrane, I wouldn't tell him how to play sax based on my ability level. I'd shut the f*ck up and listen. ;-)

Blues scale is incidentally a MUST starter for anyone learning to play guitar. And as for Mr Lemming saying I don't think classical musicians can play: no, they CAN play, they can't improvise, as a rule. I've been one. But there's no correlation between them and my erstwhile former colleague, believe me. 



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 01 2019 at 01:46
Oh come on! Don't we all get annoyed by blabbering fools every now and then? If this is elitist snobbery I'm a snobby elitist and proud of it!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 01 2019 at 01:26
Where I sympathise with Dave is that I'm a believer in the notion that if you know nothing about a subject you should shut the f**k up about it. Knowledge and expertise are actual things, and there are few people more tiresome than the loquacious man with an opinion about everything and a clue about nothing.

Then there is the irritation of enforced proximity to a co-worker who doesn't know when to to stop talking. Murder has been done over less.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 28 2019 at 16:31
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Yeah that does seem a bit elitistic. So what if you can't tune by ear, that's what digital tuners are for. And I think we all know what is meant by a wah wah kick box even though the proper term might be dunlope pedal. As for the blues scale, it's a thing of the past anyway, we've had all of the twelve tones at our disposal for over a hundred years now!

A lot of classically trained musicians can't play anything without sheet music, would you label them as "non-musicians" as well? Tongue


He does alas... (says they can't improvise, ditto most brilliant songwriters in the history of popular music) Still, the OP at least provides evidence that virtue signalling is in rude health on PA Ermm
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 28 2019 at 15:26
There are enough people completely inept at the most basic procedures of survival, that run about trying to pull as many people as they can into their Darwinian vortex, (many of them in charge of important things) that simply not being good at or effectively engaged in one of the arts seems a rather wasteful target of the energy required for such palpable outrage.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 28 2019 at 15:04
Yeah that does seem a bit elitistic. So what if you can't tune by ear, that's what digital tuners are for. And I think we all know what is meant by a wah wah kick box even though the proper term might be dunlope pedal. As for the blues scale, it's a thing of the past anyway, we've had all of the twelve tones at our disposal for over a hundred years now!

A lot of classically trained musicians can't play anything without sheet music, would you label them as "non-musicians" as well? Tongue
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 28 2019 at 10:03
So what? Not everyone has the same skills, motivation, knowledge, practice, and time to become proficient, let alone master, an instrument -- or any subject for that matter. If jingle-jangling some chords and blabbing technical nonsense is his speed, let him! I'm sure he's happy.

Your post sounds awfully judgemental and snobby, calling someone a moron, idiot and imbecile just because they're not as good as you.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 28 2019 at 05:38
I might actually put a link up to one of his songs. 

I've played it to three people. All of them ripped their headphones off within two bars. 

The frustration wasn't that he couldn't learn, but just wouldn't listen. He drove me crackers for nearly ten years. Eventually, he just sat there blabbering away to anyone who would listen, which wasn't actually anyone, come to think of it, I'd just sit there and say "No." without looking up from the monitor. Yet still he bulldozed on. And on. And on. 

Lord above, on tour with metal nuggets who can't even tune up ? Hope it paid well. ;-)


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 28 2019 at 05:30
More observation than rant. ;-)

I wish I hadn't observed it. 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 28 2019 at 04:14
^Lol... I'm not a musician nor do I pretend that I am, but I really enjoyed your rant.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 28 2019 at 04:07
I've had worse - I've actually PAID INTO being parts of signed/touring metal bands only to found out nobody could tune by ear, call pitch, or count time signatures without the computer program showing them how.

Needless to say, I don't play with metal "musicians" anymore.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 28 2019 at 03:50
I don't know if other people here have had this problem - "working with idiots who think they're musicians". 

For nearly ten years, I worked opposite someone I can only describe as a functional moron. He'd had a guitar since the early  60's - changed his strings once (after they'd been on 25 years) - had to get a shop to do it. He could jingle - jangle a few chords, so this naturally made him a musician. 

As such, he used to delight in telling everyone else he worked with that "he and his mate were doing some "Jamaican ska" (q.v) version of Money Can't Buy Me Love".... he rattled on for hours and hours and hours, "impressing" everyone, until I asked him what key he was in. "I don't know" he said. 

The man was frankly an imbecile. Every day, he'd be talking about how all electric guitars sounded the same, barre chords (and bending strings) were unnecessary, a 5 watt tranny practice amp was at least as good as a valve amp... basically, he wasn't interested in learning, but appearing to be able to play to impress people with zero knowledge at all. He'd try and strike up a conversation about music, steer it around to the little he knew and sit there with Wikipedia in front of him, reading from the page to try and make it look like he knew what he was talking about. 

After several years of listening to him talking about "wah wah kick boxes" and how he should record something in 7/4 (he tried doing a version of Black Magic Woman once, it took him seven months) I turned around and said, "Do you remember in the first few weeks of meeting you, I said you should perhaps try learning the blues scale ? "

"Oh yes, but I don't want to learn blues. "
"Yes, well, you were going on about having a jam in a minor pentatonic scale last week."
"Yes...."
"That's the blues scale.So. You've basically ignored me and wasted seven years. "

And so on and so on and so forth. 

I eventually said, look. You've had a guitar for nearly 50 years, lying under a bed, gathering dust. I can guarantee I can show you something in two minutes which will take you further than occasionally playing scales up and down ad infinitum. But. You won't listen, you won't do it. So there's no point. 

I spent ten years wanting to bang his head on the desk and then strangle him. You'd go in every day and he'd be going on about "how he'd had a question and answer session with his mate" or they'd "been playing through a new red kick box".

Anyone else come across people like this ? Because, at the end of the day, most guitar janglers and tab followers have no idea of how to actually play an instrument. They fail to learn because they are all about ego... and fail to listen. If you actually want to learn, you'll learn. If you want to pose about, you'll do that as well. I'd rather learn. 

Sitting opposite a musician for ten years and learning nothing..... says it all. 

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