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Neurotarkus
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Posted: July 21 2009 at 19:28 |
are hot dogs good sources of gold, which I use to pay the elves under my bed to do my laundry and keep the black knight away from my salad bar, which he has recently been ransacking due to his constant exercise lifestyle requiring a lot of good old fashioned pillaging, and while that may be illegal, the black knight is simply a personification of all our deepest, most desperate fears, and thus he is above the law, much like every celebrity to ever commit a crime, such assault and battery, which is definitely illegal here in the States, which were founded when the British taxed us too much, so, unlike today, the colonists got up out of their not-yet-invented recliners and decided to DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!?!?!?!
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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Silly
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Joined: July 21 2009
Location: Paisley
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Posted: July 21 2009 at 19:25 |
By hot dog do you mean that stain on my couch?
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CPicard
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Posted: July 21 2009 at 19:00 |
Is your plastic cup collection worth a hot-dog?
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horsewithteeth11
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Posted: July 21 2009 at 15:02 |
Can I trade my plastic cup collection on the stock market?
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crimhead
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Posted: July 21 2009 at 12:49 |
Doesn't "Risk" have to do with stock and commodity trading?
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progkidjoel
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Posted: July 21 2009 at 03:14 |
Is "risque" similar to the board game "Risk"?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: July 20 2009 at 20:32 |
Is that risque?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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crimhead
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Posted: July 20 2009 at 18:23 |
Does my couch look like a hot dog?
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horsewithteeth11
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Posted: July 20 2009 at 13:37 |
Wasn't it smeared all over your couch?
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CPicard
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Posted: July 20 2009 at 12:24 |
Where did you see it for the last time?
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crimhead
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Posted: July 20 2009 at 12:02 |
Where's the mustard?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: July 20 2009 at 11:13 |
How can I be sure of anything, seeing as I do not know all about the universe, thus I cannot technically be sure this whole life isn't just a crappy sitcom on FOX?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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St.Cleve Chronicle
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Joined: June 02 2008
Location: Finland
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Points: 1131
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Posted: July 20 2009 at 10:10 |
Aren't you sure?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: July 20 2009 at 10:05 |
Pick out a designer lampshade for the party?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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St.Cleve Chronicle
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Posted: July 20 2009 at 05:34 |
What do you usually do before the parties?
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Neurotarkus
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Posted: July 19 2009 at 22:02 |
Why do I always come late to parties and wearing a lampshade?
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"I cannot grasp the concept of love, for I am a pickle!"
-Neurotarkus
I create musics. Good Ones. Contact me if you desire it.
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LandofLein
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Joined: May 02 2009
Location: Temecula, CA
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Points: 214
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Posted: July 19 2009 at 19:32 |
I thought you were supposed to post to get toward 99 posts and the prestigious title of senior member?
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horsewithteeth11
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Posted: July 19 2009 at 14:25 |
Isn't that what you're supposed to want to do with a new thread?
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 19 2009 at 14:08 |
Did I write this just to make it to the first page?
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horsewithteeth11
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Posted: July 19 2009 at 14:05 |
Wouldn't he buy it from the supermarket run by hyenas?
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