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Rivertree
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / Band Submissions Joined: March 22 2006 Location: Germany Status: Offline Points: 17645 |
Posted: November 01 2009 at 12:40 | ||
computer are as magic as women - take a look here
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stonebeard
Forum Senior Member Joined: May 27 2005 Location: NE Indiana Status: Offline Points: 28057 |
Posted: November 01 2009 at 12:38 | ||
If I were Australian, I'd be ranting pretty hard now about how your government treats you like babies regarding video games. Wait a few weeks and Modern Warfare 2 will be banned. |
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stonebeard
Forum Senior Member Joined: May 27 2005 Location: NE Indiana Status: Offline Points: 28057 |
Posted: November 01 2009 at 12:29 | ||
You mean computers aren't magic?
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Dean
Special Collaborator Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout Joined: May 13 2007 Location: Europe Status: Offline Points: 37575 |
Posted: November 01 2009 at 12:14 | ||
...it'll do for now.
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Padraic
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 16 2006 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31169 |
Posted: November 01 2009 at 09:28 | ||
http://unxutils.sourceforge.net/ Can't live without this. |
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Dean
Special Collaborator Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout Joined: May 13 2007 Location: Europe Status: Offline Points: 37575 |
Posted: November 01 2009 at 05:57 | ||
whenever I drop into the MS command line now I keep typing "ls" instead of "dir" - what Windoze needs is a nice UNIX shell. |
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el dingo
Forum Senior Member Joined: October 08 2008 Location: Norwich UK Status: Offline Points: 7053 |
Posted: November 01 2009 at 05:52 | ||
Are you absolutely, totally sure?
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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mystic fred
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: March 13 2006 Location: Londinium Status: Offline Points: 4252 |
Posted: November 01 2009 at 03:17 | ||
Surely the meteorically successful rise of information technology has been standardisation (or b*****disation ) of various codes and components?
Back in the early 90's through various contacts and associates i gained access to my store's hallowed computer nerve centre, where ordering stock could be made easier for me by not having to rely on aforesaid associates and colleagues within the system, and therefore me not having to pester them all day tweaking complicated orders and stock "variations" (people bringing the blooming thing back ).
My trusted colleagues taught me and left me to the intricacies of an MS-DOS based stock system, which i managed to get my head round a bit..... well, enough to do my "bits". It occurred to me that how such a system could be simplified, messing about with GOTO and other strange commands becoming very tedious and slow.....time travel to 1998, i take up a new post in my College, induction training in IT and bingo! a clever chap called Bill Gates from Silicone Valley had invented a spiffing new system called "Windows", where all my computer prayers had been answered!
I took to this like a duck to water, got my ECDL, designed my own web site, and fell in with all the College's systems, found some great sites to play on like Ebay and PA and never looked back, everything you wanted to know was there, up to date and groaning with information - out go all the books!
Now in 2009 you would have thought standardisation would be the norm, except for a few stubborn platforms such as Mackintosh and Linux, and Windows 7 keeps nagging us to "upgrade"... and with the various codes and programs Dean coloufully illustrates has any thing changed at all...?
bring back MS-DOS
Edited by mystic fred - November 01 2009 at 03:20 |
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Dean
Special Collaborator Retired Admin and Amateur Layabout Joined: May 13 2007 Location: Europe Status: Offline Points: 37575 |
Posted: October 31 2009 at 22:56 | ||
I'll freely admit I am not the world greatest programmer - if I was I would be a games programmer or some other high-flying software mechanic and not a lowly engineer... however, I have been programming since the late 70s in a variety of languages, from raw machine code (if the processor is simple enough) to rather misguided attempts at graphics based 4GLs... Languages such as FORTRAN, COBOL, coral, pascal, basic, Modula-2, HTML, css, java, asp.net, c, c++ and a variety of machine specific propriety languages hold no mystery to me. But here I am at 3:30 am on a Sunday morning after 12 solid hours of staring at a p*xy PC screen trying to figure out why the fk I cannot perform a simple task of using vb.net to suck an XML "database" into Excel and plot a few (well 167) crappy graphs. I mean - XML is supposed to make life simple, but for the love of all things precious, why the fk did the mrns at W3C invent such a ridiculously verbose syntax and then give it to fking muppets (who haven't quite grasped the concept of object oriented languages yet) at MicrSft to code! For example: objAdapter.SelectCommand = New System.Data.OleDb.OleDbCommand(strSQL, objConn) ... clear as sodding mud... at night... wearing a blindfold... in a coal-celler... while still under the affects of those drops the optician gives you that dilate the pupils so people afterwards think you're pissed or stoned or just plain mad.
I think to would have been quicker for me to print these 180MB XML files out on paper and use scissors and glue to organise them into a life-size papier-mâché model of an elephant on roller-skates juggling three hippopotomi.
At least I'd have something to show my boss and his customer on Monday.
Oh well, back to it... now where did I put that bottle of PVA glue?...
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The-Bullet
Forum Senior Member Joined: January 23 2005 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 401 |
Posted: October 31 2009 at 11:28 | ||
Piers f***ing Morgan. What a t t.
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"Why say it cannot be done.....they'd be better doing pop songs?" |
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TODDLER
Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: August 28 2009 Location: Vineland, N.J. Status: Offline Points: 3126 |
Posted: October 31 2009 at 06:36 | ||
Wow! That is one H of a story.
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mystic fred
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: March 13 2006 Location: Londinium Status: Offline Points: 4252 |
Posted: October 31 2009 at 03:12 | ||
i know but my point was that wherever you live in the world you will end up bumping into someone that will want to make trouble for you...even in somewhere like Surrey, and they ain't all redneck gorillas... i found some of the world's worst people here in England...but our Policemen are wonderful
my little rant - recently somebody bashed into my car while it was parked while i was sitting in it......they were very sorry, took their address, a few weeks later they changed their story and they told their insurance that I had hit them..
i told my insurers they were lying but they said i must have a witness....WTF....
i won't bother following it up, i have their address.....i know from experience i could be arrested for "harrassment"
Edited by mystic fred - October 31 2009 at 03:22 |
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TODDLER
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Posted: October 30 2009 at 12:52 | ||
Thanks guys! I appreciate your response.
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Padraic
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 16 2006 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31169 |
Posted: October 30 2009 at 10:56 | ||
Easier to move across a river than an ocean, mate... |
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mystic fred
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Posted: October 30 2009 at 10:45 | ||
or Surrey...
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Padraic
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 16 2006 Location: Pennsylvania Status: Offline Points: 31169 |
Posted: October 30 2009 at 10:02 | ||
Hey Toddler: move to Pennsylvania!
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TODDLER
Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: August 28 2009 Location: Vineland, N.J. Status: Offline Points: 3126 |
Posted: October 30 2009 at 09:45 | ||
Football supporters? It's the same all over isn't it?...........This is the ranting room is it not? Here is another rant. In 2004, I was shopping for a second hand guitar in a music store located in Vineland, N.J. I had my daughter with me and at that time she was 2 years old. I carried her in my arms while shopping. Everyone on the staff was taking a break and they were seated next to where I did my browsing. A man approached me and said: You are John right? I said, yes can I help you? He said "I am going to kill you". I looked at him puzzled and asked what this was all about? He then said: You killed my dog. It happened 25 years ago. The staff watched the anger grow in my eyes and heard the pressured speech that this man conveyed.
For the life of me, I did not know this man. I thought in my head, Excuse me but I am holding a little girl in my arms. What the H is your problem? I said nothing and was confused. I rode over to an old friend's house and he said that the guys dog was killed on the day that me and my first wife had seperated. The dog was struck by a car and died on Rt. 40 in Buena N.J. He told me the guy's name and it took about an hour to remember the incident. My wife at the time, had taken the dog in and cared for it. She was friends with this guy who lived behind us. The day that my wife left, I packed my things and also left. This person has been blaming me for the death of his dog for 25 years and it wasn't my doing. I called a phone number listed with the guy's last name and spoke to a woman. I asked if she was related to this chap and she said yes but, would not reveal if she was the wife or mother. I stated that I did not appreciate his attitude and that I would like to clear up the issue. She hung up. Minutes later, a State Trooper called my house and asked if I had spoken vulgar to the woman? As it turns out, there was a guy living next door who I knew in my youth that painted a bad picture of me to the officer. He was friends with the guy who was feeling anger over the loss of his dog. The trooper then said that I would be getting a summons to court. I asked him: Doesn't my story matter to you? He repiled No! it does not! not after the way you have treated this woman. I said, don't you yell at me! Do you think just because you are a police officer, I'm scared of you? I simply told him that I wasn't going to back down regarding this particular incident. The police then drove to the music store to obtain information from the staff who at the time, witnessed the entire confrontation. Not only did they deny seeing such an incident happen but, they lied and said that I was not even in the store that day. Don't you love it? Such a lovely bunch aren't they? I hired a lawyer and it cost me three hundred dollars. I went to court and the lady dropped the charges. Excuse me but, did I just pay $300 dollars for this guy's anquish? Is that the concept? I have detached myself from the Vineland music store staff since then. This happened 25 years ago and come to find out, this guy was having a fling with my first wife. The dog was part of their means to an end. These types of people are dirt bag degenerates that are on a red neck mission. This guy is a school teacher. God help us! Everytime my butt is in a sling like this, I tend to get foul due to the territory it derives from. Listening to ZZ TOP and watching the super bowl, and beating the crap out of my wife, and hating black citizens because the color of their skin is different from mine, is not my cup of tea, if you know what I mean? I was minding my own business while shopping in their store. I will never forgive these people for what they did during a crucial time when I was raising and providing for my little girl. I will resent them naturally for the rest of my life. |
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mystic fred
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: March 13 2006 Location: Londinium Status: Offline Points: 4252 |
Posted: October 30 2009 at 07:18 | ||
i know some people in England just like that - they are called Football supporters
the ones over here are bald, tattooed, keep pit bulls and support the BNP, and will punch you if you look at them - and that's just the women...
Edited by mystic fred - October 30 2009 at 07:23 |
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TODDLER
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Posted: October 30 2009 at 07:12 | ||
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TODDLER
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Posted: October 30 2009 at 06:49 | ||
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