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HemispheresOfXanadu
Forum Senior Member Joined: June 28 2012 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 4339 |
Posted: May 29 2014 at 12:29 |
Might just get a tall latte instead.
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Polymorphia
Forum Senior Member Joined: November 06 2012 Location: here Status: Offline Points: 8856 |
Posted: May 29 2014 at 12:18 |
Just pick he who am the only one.
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HemispheresOfXanadu
Forum Senior Member Joined: June 28 2012 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 4339 |
Posted: May 29 2014 at 12:12 |
I'm getting mixed signals here and I don't know who to fix my heart on.
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irrelevant
Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: March 07 2010 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 13382 |
Posted: May 29 2014 at 12:06 |
I khan't do it.
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The Pessimist
Prog Reviewer Joined: June 13 2007 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 3834 |
Posted: May 29 2014 at 12:05 |
I'm up for selling them by the pound
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"Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value."
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HemispheresOfXanadu
Forum Senior Member Joined: June 28 2012 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 4339 |
Posted: May 29 2014 at 11:56 |
Deal! I've only got 46 bucks and 2 cents though.
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irrelevant
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Posted: May 29 2014 at 11:49 |
^ Jethro the money to me and I can tull you all the answers.
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HemispheresOfXanadu
Forum Senior Member Joined: June 28 2012 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 4339 |
Posted: May 29 2014 at 11:44 |
I hate to trespass, but can you tell me where my best bet lies if I were cruisin' for burgers?
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The Pessimist
Prog Reviewer Joined: June 13 2007 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 3834 |
Posted: May 29 2014 at 06:48 |
You can twseel. For the love of god, bluff your way through it if you have to.
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"Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value."
Arnold Schoenberg |
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twseel
Forum Senior Member Joined: December 15 2012 Location: abroad Status: Offline Points: 22767 |
Posted: May 29 2014 at 06:19 |
I Can't
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irrelevant
Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: March 07 2010 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 13382 |
Posted: May 29 2014 at 06:01 |
Phideaux'nt you do something about it then?
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twseel
Forum Senior Member Joined: December 15 2012 Location: abroad Status: Offline Points: 22767 |
Posted: May 29 2014 at 05:58 |
This thread lacks Focus
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Meltdowner
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: June 25 2013 Location: Portugal Status: Offline Points: 10273 |
Posted: May 29 2014 at 04:01 |
A red lizard and a pink camel go to a bar. What do they order?
A tangerine juice and an expresso in a flying teapot. |
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Icarium
Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: March 21 2008 Location: Tigerstaden Status: Offline Points: 34076 |
Posted: May 29 2014 at 03:16 |
Gniiii dro log your fermented Dog make that right You Generator of Graaf
Edited by Icarium - May 29 2014 at 03:17 |
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Polymorphia
Forum Senior Member Joined: November 06 2012 Location: here Status: Offline Points: 8856 |
Posted: May 29 2014 at 00:05 |
Paul Pink. He sent out a note saying he would appear at the wake, but he doesn't seem to be here. He must be wearing a disguise. Which one's Pink?
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rushfan4
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: May 22 2007 Location: Michigan, U.S. Status: Offline Points: 66555 |
Posted: May 29 2014 at 00:02 |
Whodunnit?
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Polymorphia
Forum Senior Member Joined: November 06 2012 Location: here Status: Offline Points: 8856 |
Posted: May 29 2014 at 00:00 |
^yes it is. The deceased was drowned by paul over there. He was immersed in lake and paul murdered him.
Edited by Polymorphia - May 29 2014 at 00:01 |
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rushfan4
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: May 22 2007 Location: Michigan, U.S. Status: Offline Points: 66555 |
Posted: May 28 2014 at 23:57 |
Why are these puns so somber? Is this a wake, man?
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ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member Joined: October 19 2007 Location: Penal Colony Status: Offline Points: 11420 |
Posted: May 28 2014 at 23:55 |
Yes, the nice camel swans about tess
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Polymorphia
Forum Senior Member Joined: November 06 2012 Location: here Status: Offline Points: 8856 |
Posted: May 28 2014 at 23:53 |
ture <---- Leftover ture from the Shred
When bonding with U2, I really felt close to the Edge. I wish he was here.
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