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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 06 2005 at 16:52
5 Per Cent For Nothing!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 06 2005 at 16:52

Mister Ten Percent (Bad Deal) from one of my favourite albums (TRIUMVIRAT - Illusions On A Double Dimple):

Hands off, mister ten percent!!!
We've got a gig tonight! Ha!!
Do you think we're gonna pay your rent?
Working for you 'til the end of our life!!

 

Your stories of success and fame
have turned the eyes quite wet, yeah!!
And striving for a better life...
We filled your money bag!!!!

 

A big mercedes
a house on a hill
a week in sweden
and we're paying the bill!

 

We paid your dinner
but not for long,
as we get thinner
taxis, hotels,
so on, and so on...

 

Hands off, mister ten percent!!!
We've got a gig tonight! Ha!!
Do you think we're gonna pay your rent?
Working for you 'til the end of our life!!

 

At first you took ten, tomorrow it's twenty!!
The more we give the more you want, ha!!
How could you think that you're still a friend??
It might be fifty in the end!!

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 06 2005 at 16:29

Great stuff so far!  I'm so glad there's so much of this out there!  Since I brought it up at the start, I thought it might be fun to re-read one of my all-time faves:

Death on Two Legs (Queen)

You suck my blood like a leach, You break the law and you breach
You screw my brain til it hurts -
You've taken all my money...you still want more...

Misguided old mule, with your pig-headed rules
With your narrow-minded cronies who are fools of the first vision

Death on two legs - you're tearing me apart
Death on two legs - you never had a heart of your own
Kill joy...bad guy...big-talking...small fry
You're just an old barrow boy
Have you found a new toy to replace me - can you face me?

But now you can kiss...my ass goodbye

Feel good...are you satisfied...do you feel like...suicide (I think you should)
Is your conscience all right?  Does it plague you at night?
Do you feel good? - Feel good!

Talk like a big business tycoon, you're just a hot-air balloon
So no one gives you a damn
You're just an overgrown schoolboy- let me tan your hide...

A dog with disease, you're the king of the sleaze
Put your money where your mouth is Mr. Know-all
Was the fin on your back part of the deal?  (Shark!)

Death on two legs - you're tearing me apart
Death on two legs - you never had a heart of your own (You never did, right from the start)
Insane...(you should be put) inside...(you're a) sewer rat decaying in a cesspool of pride
Should be made unemployed...then make yourself null and void
Make me feel good - I feel good!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 06 2005 at 16:09

Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers' song Joe:

My name's Joe, I'm the CEO
Yeah I'm the man makes the big wheels roll
I'm the hand on the green-light switch
You get to be famous, I get to be rich

Go get me a kid with a good lookin' face
Bring me a kid can remember his place
Some hungry poet son-of-a-bitch
He gets to be famous, I get to be rich

Or bring me a girl
They're always the best
You put 'em on stage and you have 'em undress
Some angel whore who can learn a guitar lick
Hey! Now that's what I call music!

Well they'll come lookin' for money when the public gets bored
But we'll fight 'em with lawyers they could never afford
Yeah I'll make her look like a spoiled little bitch
She gets to be famous, I get to be rich

Or bring me a girl
They're always the best
You put 'em on stage and you have 'em undress
Some angel whore who can learn a guitar lick
Hey! Now that's what I call music!

So burned out Johnny thinks the books are shifty
What good's that alchy to me when he's fifty?
Well we could move catalog if he'd only die quicker
Send my regards to the gig and a case of good liquor

He gets to be famous, I get to be rich
He gets to be famous, I get to be rich

My name's Joe, I'm the CEO
I'm the man makes the big wheels role

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 06 2005 at 15:04

Oh, and of course the title track of the album, predicting punk (in 1974).

Nadir's Big Chance

I've been hanging around, waiting for my chance
to tell you what I think about the music that's gone down
to which you madly danced - frankly, you know that it stinks.
I'm gonna scream, gonna shout, gonna play my guitar
until your body's rigid and you see stars.
        
Look at all the jerks in their tinsel glitter suits,
pansying around; look at all the nerks
in their leather platform boots, making with the heavy sound...
I'm gonna stamp on the stardust and scream till I'm ill -
if the guitar don't get ya, the drums will.
        
Now's my big break - let me up on the stage,
I'll show you what it's all about; enough of the fake,
bang your feet in a rage, tear down the walls and let us out!
We're more than mere morons, perpetually conned,
so come on everybody, smash the system with the song.
        
Smash the system with the song!



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 06 2005 at 14:49

Peter Hammill, "Two or Three Spectres", from his album "Nadir's Big Chance".

Two or Three Spectres

"Sod the music," said the man in the suit,
"I understand profit and without that, it's no use.
Why don't you go away and write commercial songs;
come back in three years, that shouldn't be too long..."
He's a joker and an acrobat,
a record exec. in a Mayfair flat
with Altec speakers wall to wall,
a Radford and a Revox and through it all he plays
strictly nowhere Muzak.
        
"Hey, listen, baby, this band's got a lot of soul...
if we can beat that out of them I see a disc of gold!
Give them an image, maybe glitter, maybe sex,
maybe outrage, maybe elegance -
how about as nervous wrecks?"
Signs up the product at two percent,
justified by vinyl shortage and the increased rent
on the yacht he has to hire to make his pitch at Midem
and all the press receptions for his business friends
who spill their Taittinger upon the floor
while the band sip English lager just outside the door.
        
Treble, alto, bass clefs on the page,
crotchets, quavers, minims all the rage
but you'll never find a pound note in the score -
it's there when it's strictly merchandise,
through all the propagated lies about what the whole thing's for.
He'll make you a star, he'll make you so famous
that all you desire is to be left nameless,
drained of all you felt you had to offer at the start.
        
Not without blame, either, are the gentlemen of the press:
you can talk about the state of music,
they will write about your dress.
Play them the new album, they will say it's great (or not) -
when the articles come out, they're all about
how many dogs you've got.
God to keep the human interest high,
and the hacks are only too willing to comply,
pander to the ego, build up frail men as gods -
but somewhere in the process, the prime purpose is forgotten.
        
Groupies offer their bodies, the hangers-on their coke;
it's all very jolly - what a joke!
Fellini creatures cluster round the dressing-room,
the heavenly bodies all got to have their moons.
In the cult of the superman the music plays a supporting role
and far more important is the shape of his nose,
the size of his codpiece and the cut of his clothes...
soul and feeling always take second place
to the bump and grind of a Fender bass.
Frankly, most musicians bore me - but not as much as those
who chase the glory to bask in reflected light,
making the man much more important
than his arpeggios and mordants,
when it's the other way that's right.
        
On the values by which this world makes its heroes
then the best violinist ever was Nero,
because he had the most Press
and his fire gimmick was simply the best.
        
We got the live thing too,
the Human Zoo:
Ten thousand arms are raised, just like the Hitler Youth -
ten thousand peace signs mark the entry of the sax.
Ten thousand peace signs,
but they're different from the back.



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 06 2005 at 14:17

Kevin Gilbert - The Shaming of the True - Suit Fugue (The A&R Men)

Hi, John it’s Mel from Meglaphone
I’ve been listening to your tape for the 19th time
Oh that’s another call - can I call you
Back when I was in a band we used to sound like this
And I loved your songs, they reminded me of myself
You sound like Air Supply meets Guar
In a good way; Here’s my other number
Can you wait for just a sec -
That’s another call coming in, I’ll get back to you
Have my girl take your information

Hi, John it’s Guy from Groan-o-phone
Heard some talk about the band and the way you sing
I really think it’s great - can we make a
Deal with me, call me a friend, we’ll be a family
You’re a talented individual
If you sign here on the dotted line… that’s good
And my nephew will be your producer

Yo, John it’s Bill from Biddybum
Word is traveling around that you’ve got some tunes
We will not be outbid -
Radio is in the bag, we own the chart
They will not add your song
Without checking with our promotion staff, now we

 

Hi, John it’s Shep from Shinola
We should really do a lunch
Quite a tape indeed - my secretary flipped
Your a genius


My name is Johnny Virgil (hammer hammer hammer hammer)
I play this here guitar (schmooze schmooze schmooze schmooze)
I play it for myself  (patronize, patronize, pass the buck, pass the buck)
(weadle weadle weadle weadle, sell sell sell sell)
CAN WE SPEAK CANDIDLY?!

Got hands that move like clockwork  (hammer hammer hammer hammer)
A voice that carries far  (schmooze schmooze schmooze schmooze)
Got a love for nothing else (patronize, patronize, pass the buck, pass the buck)
(weadle weadle weadle weadle, sell sell sell sell)
LET’S BE SPONTANEOUS!


Hi, Jack it’s Al from A&R
You don’t really need the band they are in the way
We only wanted you any way so
Dump the band, you are the face
You better wise up fast
This is not a game - we’re professionals
Did I mention that you won’t be out this year
Cannot be helped - go take a vacation
One more thing that you should know
We’re all counting on you to be
Our new golden boy
Lot’s of lives and jobs in the balance
Virgil it’s Pete your president
Calling to congratulate you on your fine choice
You must be very proud, so are we
I’m sure your music is terrif although I must admit
I don’t listen to much of any thing
Did I mention that I used to have a band?
I have to run, been great talking to you
Hi, Joe about publicity
Thought about the photo op with the cripple
No, we need a sharper hook - like a scandal
Maybe you could rape a nun
Or better still a priest
Some androgyny could be interesting, shall we
Hi, Jim it’s Val from video
Who decided on your hair?
Can we cut it off?
We’d like to see a buzz bin rotation


My name is Johnny Virgil (weasel weasel weasel weasel, lie lie lie lie)
I play this here guitar… (pacify, pacify, jack you off, jack you off)
Ah f**k it   (shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle, yawn yawn yawn yawn)
ARE YOU A PRIORITY!

My name is Johnny Virgil  (weasel weasel weasel weasel, lie lie lie lie)
I’m gonna be a star  (pacify, pacify, jack you off, jack you off)
And this is how it’s done  (shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle, yawn yawn yawn yawn)
DO YOU WANT A HIT OF THIS?


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 06 2005 at 14:13

Golden Earring - Ce Soir

Remember that song called "Kill me"
From Vick Timm's last LP
Too much of a risk
for a golden disc
The price he paid for money

Ce soir, Ce soir
Assassination d'un rock 'n roll star

Sing your song, you can't go wrong
Attempted his business adviser
No need for alarm
you'll come to no harm
He didn't mention the sniper

Ce soir, Ce soir
Assassination d'un rock 'n roll star

The news is read, the meaning spread
One yawn, two yawn, and back to bed
Turn off the light and hold me tight
Come on maman, bend down your head
And just sing on, immortal song
Fini belle vie, bonne nuit

Remember that song called "Kill Me"
A lecture on political chicanery
of people's rape
recorded on tape
Bought shame to the presidency

Tonight, tonight
One more point for human right

Remember that song "Kill Me"
once used by a man from Galilee
He had nothin' to lose
He was king of the Jews
Secured his place in history

Ce soir, Ce soir
assassination d'un provocateur

The news is read, the voice is spread
One yawn, two yawn, and back to bed
Turn off the light and hold me tight
Come on maman, bend down your head
And just sing on, immortal song
Fini belle vie

Vick played the part, with all his heart
He wasn't prepared for the shock
When howling lead
bit into his head
A new martyr for the book of rock

Ce soir, Ce soir
Assassination d'un rock 'n roll star

 

this is the first one to spring to mind, together indeed with the ones you already mentioned.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 06 2005 at 12:48

Thought that might grab your attention, especially coming from me...

Many bands - both prog and non - have written songs critical of the music industry and/or the music it tends to support.  Some of the ones that come to mind are PF's "Have a Cigar," GG's "Interview," Queen's "Flick of the Wrist" (about their first manager) and especially their ultra-biting "Death on Two Legs."  Among my other favorites are XTC's hysterical "I Bought Myself a Liarbird," and their super-incisive "Funk Pop A Roll," which I share the lyrics for below.  Can anyone come up with others?  Prog is best, but all examples are equally fun!

Funk Pop a Roll (by XTC)

Funk pop a roll beats up my soul
Oozing like napalm from the speakers and grills of your radio
Into the mouths of babes
And across the backs of its willing slaves...

Funk pop a roll consumes you whole
Gulping from your opium so copiously from a disco
Everything you eat is waste
But swallowing is easy when it has no taste...

They can fix you rabbits up...with your musical feed
They can fix you rabbits up...big money selling you stuff that you really do not need...

Funk pop a roll for fish in shoals
Music by the yard for the children they keep like poseable dolls
The young to them are mistakes
Who only want bread but are force-fed cake...

Funk pop a roll the only goal
The music business is a hammer to keep you pegs in your holes
But please don't listen to me -
I've already been poisoned by this industry!...

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