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Posted: July 31 2011 at 16:45

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

"We are both lawyers."

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Posted: July 31 2011 at 16:25

Sheavy wrote:

Falx wrote:

Spotted on Miss Cellania's blog today...

Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Similar one: "Let's eat, Gramma!" and "Let's eat Gramma!"

Grammer. It saves Lives.

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Posted: July 31 2011 at 16:23

Here's one:

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Posted: July 31 2011 at 16:12

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Posted: July 31 2011 at 16:10

What did the big buffalo say to the little buffalo when he left for work?

Bison.

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Posted: July 31 2011 at 11:37

"I saw a hitchhiker holding a sign that said "heaven", so I hit him."

-Steven Wright

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Posted: July 31 2011 at 03:25

2 elephants fall off a cliff...

BOOM BOOM!

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Posted: July 28 2011 at 03:13

Corduroy pillows: they're making headlines!

HA! ha.. yeah.

Did You See Those Bats? (a few songs from my band's live radio show)

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Posted: July 27 2011 at 20:14

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

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Posted: July 27 2011 at 19:40

How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?
100. One to change the bulb and 99 to stand there and say "I could have done that."

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in Oregon?
One to change the bulb, and 50,000 hippies to come up from California to "share the experience".

If Pro is the opposite of Con, what's the opposite of the Constitution?

"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken

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Posted: July 27 2011 at 19:22

"Last night, I got Chinese food and the fortune cookie said, 'Where's my money?'" –Craig Ferguson

Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...

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Posted: February 06 2011 at 03:07

refugee wrote:

What happens when you play a blues backwards?

They let you out of jail, your girlfriend comes back to you and your dog gets alive again.

What's written on blues musician's gravestone?

I didn't wake up this morning.

Percussion, sir!

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Posted: February 05 2011 at 23:44

CPicard wrote:

I wonder: how many teenage blonde Irish girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: If the lightbulb won't change itself to be more like them they will get drunk, ridicule it and get tricked by it into unprotected sex.

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Posted: February 05 2011 at 12:46

What happens when you play a blues backwards?

They let you out of jail, your girlfriend comes back to you and your dog gets alive again.

He say nothing is quite what it seems;
I say nothing is nothing
(Peter Hammill)

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Posted: February 05 2011 at 07:47

CPicard wrote:

I wonder: how many teenage blonde Irish girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

One but she really need to want to change into a psychiatrist.

Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...

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Posted: February 05 2011 at 05:38

I wonder: how many teenage blonde Irish girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Posted: February 04 2011 at 23:39

How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb and then they can expect the world to revolve around them.

How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

100. One to hold the light bulb and 99 to revolve the room.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

What's a lightbulb?

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Posted: January 28 2011 at 12:10

antilol

Language is a virus from outer space.

-William S. Burroughs

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Posted: January 28 2011 at 09:41

Is it a quick joke thread or an anti-joke thread?

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Posted: January 28 2011 at 09:32

2 elephants fall off a cliff...

BOOM BOOM

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