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"Under A Glass Moon" by Dream Theater
Real Lyric: "By your hand I've awakened / Bear this honor in my name"
Misheard: "By your hand I've awakened / There is soda in my knee"
 
"Dust in the Wind" by Kansas
Real Lyric: "All we are is dust in the wind...."
Misheard: "All the orange dust in the wind...."
 
"Paranoid" by Black Sabbath
Real Lyric: "Can you help me? Occupy my brain...."
Misheard: "Can you help me?  I can't find my brain...."
 
"Tom Sawyer" by Rush
Real Lyric: "A modern day warrior, mean mean stride / Today's Tom Sawyer, mean mean pride"
Misheard: "A Monday warrior, meat means dry / Today's Tom Sawyer, meat means cry"
 
"One of These Days" by Pink Floyd
Real Lyric: "One of these days I'm going to cut you into little pieces"
Misheard: "One of these days I'm going to dance with the little people"
"I am the one who crossed through space...or stayed where I was...or didn't exist in the first place...."
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Originally posted by Blowin Free Blowin Free wrote:

Originally posted by chopper chopper wrote:

You need to be careful when listening to the Yes songs (e.g. Soundchaser) that feature the phrase "our souls".

Here's one from Genesis but whatever: "Can't you feel arseholes ignite?"
Original: Can't you feel our souls ignite?

Wasn't there a Flash song that said our souls and sounded like, you know?
 
Don't know about Flash but there's a line in Soundchases about "what touches arsehole slowly moves as touch rebounds"
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Points: 3144 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 09 2010 at 04:42
Originally posted by AtomicCrimsonRush AtomicCrimsonRush wrote:

Jumping Jack Flash - RollingStones
 
verse 1
i was shroooooooooooooooown ttooobit hheeaaaaggggggggggggggggggggg
i was crrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooood driiiiiving rain
i was doooooooooooooooooownn with a croooooooooooooss my back
i was hooooooooooooooownd with a tomwa toowa maayyyyyyyyyyyy
 
 
 

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Jumping Jack Flash - RollingStones
 
verse 1
i was shroooooooooooooooown ttooobit hheeaaaaggggggggggggggggggggg
i was crrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooood driiiiiving rain
i was doooooooooooooooooownn with a croooooooooooooss my back
i was hooooooooooooooownd with a tomwa toowa maayyyyyyyyyyyy
 
 
 
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"Swivenal tem sime, mecha wunal toh mah"  --Robert Plant
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Shes so Popular
 
the classic from Games Without Frontiers - Peter gabriel
 
its something else (Jeuz Sans Frontiers)
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Originally posted by manofmystery manofmystery wrote:

Thick as a Brick - "Soft penis, lonely me"
actual lyric - "Soft Venus (lonely maiden)"


Haaaa Big smile That's fantastik!
Stop me from dreaming?
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"Row the Boat" - Rush
"Roll the Bones"
 
"Gentle Touch of a whore" - Rush
"Gentle touch of the heart"
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Thick as a Brick - "Soft penis, lonely me"
actual lyric - "Soft Venus (lonely maiden)"
 
always enjoyed this:
 
god, i hate metal


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From Tom Sawyer...

"As the spacey invaders get by you"
WE ARE THE MUSIC MAKERS, AND WE ARE THE DREAMERS OF THE DREAM.
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"Pull down, your pants, for the future now!" - Interview, Gentle Giant
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Points: 65760 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 14 2010 at 15:40
Squarepusher's "Red Hot Car" has some lyrics that are purposely made to be misheard.
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Points: 89372 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 14 2010 at 15:33
Wolfmother's White Feather has misheard lyrics that sound like "dancing pizza".

Also, I forget what I heard the lyrics as but Magma's K.A. also had some.  And one mustn't forget Fall Out Boy's This Ain't a Scene, it's an Arms Race... it sounds like something a lot ruder. LOLEmbarrassed


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Originally posted by chopper chopper wrote:

You need to be careful when listening to the Yes songs (e.g. Soundchaser) that feature the phrase "our souls".

Here's one from Genesis but whatever: "Can't you feel arseholes ignite?"
Original: Can't you feel our souls ignite?

Wasn't there a Flash song that said our souls and sounded like, you know?
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Points: 89372 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 12 2010 at 07:16
Originally posted by SaltyJon SaltyJon wrote:

Every Magma song:
Anything you happen to hear during any listen. LOL


Yep.

Including hearing "you'll be showered" on Part II of Emehntehtt-Ré. LOL
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The Mars Volta - Drunkship of Lanters

”Cum puteți” (in Romanian)
(Carpel jets)
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Points: 20030 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 12 2010 at 06:56
You need to be careful when listening to the Yes songs (e.g. Soundchaser) that feature the phrase "our souls".
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