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Epignosis 
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 Posted: November 04 2009 at 14:59 |
My wife doesn't read.
I know this because she perpetually leaves the door open. 
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J-Man
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Joined: August 07 2008
Location: Philadelphia,PA
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Posted: November 04 2009 at 14:38 |
I'm getting some nasty images in my head right now.... 
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Negoba
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Joined: July 24 2008
Location: Big Muddy
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Posted: November 04 2009 at 14:36 |
 J-Man wrote:
Negoba wrote:
Henry Plainview wrote:
It takes less than 2 minutes to poop, why would reading be worth the trouble? That has never made sense to me. If you want to read for an hour, you should be reading with your pants up...
Next you guys are going to tell me that you pee in the shower! |
Surely you don't bother getting out of the shower to pee?
Besides, I'm hyper, I read while standing taking a leak. |
Wow that's sad.
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So much to read, so little time.
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You are quite a fine person, and I am very fond of you. But you are only quite a little fellow, in a wide world, after all.
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Vompatti
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Posted: November 04 2009 at 14:27 |
^ I usually pee before I get a shower. And if I take a bath, like I usually do, I don't pee in the water. But if I'm reading in the bathtub, I might get up and pee while still reading. (In fact I'm going to take a bath with William Burroughs right now.  )
Edited by Vompatti - November 04 2009 at 14:36
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J-Man
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Location: Philadelphia,PA
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Posted: November 04 2009 at 14:23 |
Negoba wrote:
Henry Plainview wrote:
It takes less than 2 minutes to poop, why would reading be worth the trouble? That has never made sense to me. If you want to read for an hour, you should be reading with your pants up...
Next you guys are going to tell me that you pee in the shower! |
Surely you don't bother getting out of the shower to pee?
Besides, I'm hyper, I read while standing taking a leak. |
Wow that's sad.
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Negoba
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Joined: July 24 2008
Location: Big Muddy
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Points: 5208
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Posted: November 04 2009 at 14:17 |
Henry Plainview wrote:
It takes less than 2 minutes to poop, why would reading be worth the trouble? That has never made sense to me. If you want to read for an hour, you should be reading with your pants up...
Next you guys are going to tell me that you pee in the shower! |
Surely you don't bother getting out of the shower to pee?
Besides, I'm hyper, I read while standing taking a leak.
Edited by Negoba - November 04 2009 at 14:18
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You are quite a fine person, and I am very fond of you. But you are only quite a little fellow, in a wide world, after all.
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: November 04 2009 at 14:15 |
I read the toilet paper. The perforations are very informative.
Henry Plainview wrote:
Next you guys are going to tell me that you pee in the shower! |
Hey, we only had one toilet fer cryin out loud. 
Edited by Slartibartfast - November 04 2009 at 14:17
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened... 
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Henry Plainview
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Posted: November 04 2009 at 14:06 |
It takes less than 2 minutes to poop, why would reading be worth the trouble? That has never made sense to me. If you want to read for an hour, you should be reading with your pants up...
Next you guys are going to tell me that you pee in the shower!
Edited by Henry Plainview - November 04 2009 at 14:15
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if you own a sodastream i hate you
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Green Shield Stamp
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Joined: February 17 2009
Location: Telford, UK
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Points: 933
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Posted: November 04 2009 at 12:23 |
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I always read music magazines whilst having a poo. Currently I am enjoying Classic Rock Presents Prog every morning between 7.35 and 7.45 (on work days).
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Haiku
Writing a poem
With seventeen syllables
Is very diffic....
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jampa17
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Location: Guatemala
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Points: 6802
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Posted: November 04 2009 at 10:53 |
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Occasionally... the newspaper is fine enough to a light reading, but sometimes in the night I take the novel I'm reading and do a copule of chapters... Is the magical space for me...
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Change the program inside... Stay in silence is a crime.
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Dean
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Posted: November 04 2009 at 06:25 |
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What?
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Dean
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Posted: November 04 2009 at 06:24 |
It depends on how neat the handwriting is... 
Of course, if it's too neat then I've gone through the wrong door again.  |
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What?
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npjnpj
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Location: Germany
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Posted: November 04 2009 at 04:48 |
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I never go. I find it very unladylike.
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Jozef
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Posted: November 03 2009 at 19:11 |
Sometimes, I'll bring a book in there once in awhile. The bathroom is the perfect distraction free environment. < id="gwProxy" ="">< ="jsCall;" id="jsProxy" ="">
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crimhead
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Posted: November 03 2009 at 14:01 |
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Seldom, I am lucky that I don't have to work or wait too long when that magic moment arrives.
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Moogtron III
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Location: Belgium
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Points: 10616
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Posted: November 02 2009 at 06:24 |
Yes, sometimes. Sometimes it feels like an absolute waste of time to go to the toilet and then I take a book with me. Heavy stuff also, no cartoons. Good for the digestion
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Jim Garten
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Posted: November 02 2009 at 05:14 |
Me? Usually - but only mind enhancing literature; current read of choice?
Can't beat a good giggle whilst having a great big
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Vibrationbaby
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Posted: November 01 2009 at 10:05 |
The Doctor wrote:
^ gotta agree with you. i go in...do my business...and get out. no time for reading. the bathroom is boring...why would i want to spend time in there reading.  |
Yeah me too I just sh*t & get the freak outa there.
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: November 01 2009 at 09:33 |
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Assuming the congregation don't object, yes.
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LinusW
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Posted: November 01 2009 at 09:19 |
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Absolutely!
Not always though, but certainly more often than not. Often history magazines.
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