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Points: 2078 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 16 2009 at 10:52
Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

A man walks into a bar. His family is torn apart by his alcohol dependence. 


That's a good one

What's brown and sticky?




















































































A stick hahahahahahahahahahahahaha



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I like this one from the Bush era:

Three Brazilian Soldiers

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
He say nothing is quite what it seems;
I say nothing is nothing
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Johnny is an eight year old kid. One day in class he writes a note and passes it to his friend.
But the teacher sees the note and takes it. She reads it.
The teacher is horrified! She says:

Johnny! This is most disturbing thing I have ever seen! The principal has to see this!
So she gives the note to the principal. The principal then said: OH MY GOD! This is the worst thing I have ever seen! The superintendent must see read this. So the principal then gave it to the superintendent.

The superintendent read the note and said: This is terrible! I have never read such a terrible thing before in my life! I can not believe this, the President has to see this! So he gave the note to the President. The President then read and note and said: Horrifying! I can't believe a young boy could write such a terrible thing! God has to read this...

So he gave the note to God. After God read the note he yelled out in disgust: WOW!  This is worst thing I have ever seen. I can not believe a little boy wrote this!  I have to give this to Satan.
So God gave the note to Satan. He read it, then cried out: I have never seen anything this terrible in my life!

So he threw the note in the fire.
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A man walks into a bar. His family is torn apart by his alcohol dependence. 
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Man, the only truly good joke was taken down.

And that's the saddest joke of all :(
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Originally posted by progkidjoel progkidjoel wrote:

Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

OK! I know this joke called the Aristocrats......


why aren't I laughing JJ?


WHY AREN'T I LAUGHING?!



Well...I might have to tell the joke first. Of course none of it is appropriate for this forum....LOL

Although I should make a youtube video of me telling it, I'll even make it up as I go like it should be done.


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Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

OK! I know this joke called the Aristocrats......


why aren't I laughing JJ?


WHY AREN'T I LAUGHING?!

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Points: 34550 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 15 2009 at 17:21
OK!
I know this joke called the Aristocrats......
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Originally posted by Blowin Free Blowin Free wrote:

Bree is not LotR


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Bree is a town in LotR...

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Bree is not LotR
Trendsetter win!

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Off topic: Blowin free, did you notice if you switch the letters in your name around you get Flowin Bree, which still relates to the Lord of the Rings?
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I ALREADY TOLD YOU ITS A DUCK
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Points: 65760 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 14 2009 at 15:52
From Monk:

Monk: You don't say funny things.
Natalie: Sure we do.
Monk: Say something funny.
Natalie: Well, I can't just say funny off the top of my head.
Monk: Cathy Cooper could.
Natalie: Well, she had writers. Okay, wait wait. I got one. "Knock knock."
Monk: That's not funny.
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 14 2009 at 15:49
What's the difference between a sparrow? Both of its legs are equally long, especially the left one.
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I don't remember whp, but someone said on page 2 of the bad jokes thread, that he needed a good jokes thread, which was yet to exist. And I will sue you if you don't tell me any good joel jokes.
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Points: 19643 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 14 2009 at 08:26
(Do we seriously need another one of your "same with slight changes" threads?)

NO GOOD JOEL JOKES FOR YOU!
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Points: 3144 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 14 2009 at 08:17
Cause there ain't no good jokes here, y'all....
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