Solder Theory's Debut Release Coming Soon!

Robert's next album should be a concept album about unusual encounters with hookers.

My God, man! You've had quite the adventurous life!

The closest I can come to matching that is when I broke up with an ex, I was so out of my head with grief that I walked many miles overnight into a town I was unfamiliar with, and slept in a plastic tunnel on an elementary school playground. Basically, I cracked.

I know, I know. No hookers were involved, but still!

Epignosis wrote: I have actually picked up two prostitutes in my life, both unwittingly so. The first time the woman seemed to have wanted a ride.  I thought I knew her from the neighborhood (I still think I know who she was- I believe I shared a fifth grade class with her younger sister).  She got in, asked if I was a cop and tried touching my crotch.  She was sweaty, had no bra, and had scabby knees.  I had $50 in my pocket because the previous day was my birthday, but I wanted a video game instead of a venereal disease.  I asked her to please find a "ride" elsewhere. The second time I was on my way home from church and pulled in to get gasoline.  As soon as I finished, a scrawny woman jumped in my car and urgently asked me to drive.  Flabbergasted, I did as she asked.  She was very scared.  I wound up dropping her off in my neighborhood (you can see what kind of kid-friendly place I grew up in).  She was grateful and fortunately no pimp came to kill me.

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BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!! Oh, boy, Robert! I've heard some dooseys in my day, but that one takes the cake! You had me going, there! *wipes tear from eye*






Wait . . . you WERE just making that stuff up, right?

Epignosis wrote: p0mt3 wrote: I should have known if I promised beer, you would follow me anywhere, Rob.  And what about the Epignosis street team? Can't I join that? Epignosis street team looks like this: I'm not sure you've got what it takes. I'm not sure you want to have what it takes.

Oh, I've been around the block a few times in my short life.

Although . . . the 'blocks' I speak of were legos when I was a toddler.

rushfan4 wrote: Ironically, joining the Epignosis street team has the same requirements.  Providing Rob with free music and beer.

 

I should have known if I promised beer, you would follow me anywhere, Rob. 





And what about the Epignosis street team? Can't I join that?

sleeper wrote: p0mt3 wrote: Windhawk wrote: Ah. Spiders. Thanks for the nightmares. I needed that.  A friend of mine at work has one of those for a pet!   Wonderful artwork and I like the demos.

Y'know . . . I think if I would either own one and/or eat one, my fear would go away. But as it stands now, I can;t stand the damned things.

Oh, and thank you. Glad to see more people are becoming aware of this project. Let's just hope people are still interested by the time it releases. *crosses fingers*


Edited by JLocke - October 08 2010 at 18:07

Windhawk wrote: Ah. Spiders.

Thanks for the nightmares. I needed that. 

Wow. Thank you, man. Coming from you, that means a lot! 

Yeah, the spider thing came to me one day, and I figured it would serve as a fairly provocative cover. Glad to see it's having that affect on folks.


Edited by p0mt3 - November 15 2009 at 19:39