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Philéas ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() Joined: June 14 2006 Status: Offline Points: 6419 |
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Huge lie. Just in case anyone took that seriously. |
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patrickhassani ![]() Forum Newbie ![]() ![]() Joined: November 18 2008 Location: Los Angeles Status: Offline Points: 17 |
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It's true, there are tons of beautiful women in the US, but the amount of them compared to the amount of us ugly guys is not so great. In sweden, all the girls are gorgeous, and all the men are ugly, so there's a garauntee that you'll land a good looking one. Or at least that's what I'd like to believe. It makes me have hopes that when my prog band goes to sweden I'll find a wife for myself. Edited by patrickhassani - November 21 2008 at 01:18 |
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The T ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: October 16 2006 Location: FL, USA Status: Offline Points: 17493 |
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That;s actually the most intelligent answer ever....
The problem with this theory is that there are also many beautiful women in places like the US, but we still have a poor prog-per-capita ratio...
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patrickhassani ![]() Forum Newbie ![]() ![]() Joined: November 18 2008 Location: Los Angeles Status: Offline Points: 17 |
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I'm pretty sure it's because there are so many beautiful women in Sweden that the musician's don't have to play pop-rock in order to get a good looking girlfriend. So in turn, they actually learn to play good music. Either that, or it's because Swedish folk music rules.... |
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SouthSideoftheSky ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Symphonic Team Joined: June 29 2008 Location: Close To The... Status: Offline Points: 1960 |
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Well, I think that Sweden is a very socialist country. Not in the real sense, of course, but we have very high taxes and much government controll over the economy, extensive social welfare etc. etc.
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Philéas ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() Joined: June 14 2006 Status: Offline Points: 6419 |
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Sweden hasn't been a socialist country since the 60's....And even then, it wasn't a full-fledged one.
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The T ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: October 16 2006 Location: FL, USA Status: Offline Points: 17493 |
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^ False. Scandinavians have this weird association with metal music... Sweden has the melodic death metal scene, with the Gothemburg sound as the big alternative for Florida style death metal of the 90's (one of my home state's only contributions to the world of... anything.. oh wait, our oranges are the best!
![]() It may be the cold, the fog, the lakes, I don't know.
But as for prog music, it's obvious from reading Trademark's post where the reason lies:
THE GOVERNMENT!
SOCIALISM FOR THE MASSES, PROG FOR THEM ALL!!
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stonebeard ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: May 27 2005 Location: NE Indiana Status: Offline Points: 28057 |
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Because they're not grim and frostbitten enough to play trve kvlt black metal?
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Slartibartfast ![]() Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator / In Memoriam Joined: April 29 2006 Location: Atlantais Status: Offline Points: 29630 |
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I'm pretty sure it's some kind of Swedish conspiracy.
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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SouthSideoftheSky ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Symphonic Team Joined: June 29 2008 Location: Close To The... Status: Offline Points: 1960 |
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My theory is that it is soooo boring to live in Sweden, that starting a band and playing music is pretty much the only thing you can do there, especielly in the country side (from which I come).
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Frasse ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: November 22 2004 Location: Sweden Status: Offline Points: 758 |
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When I was young, my mother told me I could listen to any music I wanted except for Dansband.
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akiko ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() Joined: June 18 2005 Location: The Cinema Show Status: Offline Points: 169 |
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FYI, Roine Stolt played 12 string acoustic guitar, lead guitar and mellotron on that Blue Hawaii track.
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micky ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: October 02 2005 Location: . Status: Offline Points: 46838 |
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The Pedro and Micky Experience - When one no longer requires psychotropics to trip
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Trademark ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: November 21 2006 Location: oHIo Status: Offline Points: 1009 |
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I remember reading that TFK were started with a pretty sizable government grant that Roine Stolt received, so yes, in Sweden , at least, there appears to be a more broadly applied approach to public funding for music. In the US what little money that is left coming to the arts (sine the NEA has all but dried up and blown away) goes to classical music which has no chance whatsoever of making a dollar in this country. And believe me, as someone who has applied for a number of the remaining grants for my classical music endeavors, the odds of getting one of them is miniscule. The number of applicants for the few grants available is huge and they seem to be awarded to the friends (and nephews) of those holding the purse.
I teach music at a major university in the States and we can't even manage to offer some of the amenities that Jonas mentions in that interview. The practice rooms are cold, the windows in the building have duct tape holding them together, the pianos are in a horrible state of disrepair, and the level of academic expectation is lower than ever. How can anyone compete in the music world coming from the States where Iggy Pop and/or The Jonas Brothers are considered the epitome of great art and musicianship? It is truly embarrassing. A move to Sweden or Denmark (if you're willing to change citizenship) might not be a bad move for US musicians in any genre except when we get over there we find that those who came up in the "home system" are better than we are. Sad indeed.
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Visitor13 ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() VIP Member Joined: February 02 2005 Location: Poland Status: Offline Points: 4702 |
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^ In communist Sweden prog funds you
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darkshade ![]() Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: November 19 2005 Location: New Jersey Status: Offline Points: 10964 |
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and yet even though the US is #1 in exporting of music, we have VH1 'save the music' ads on TV and music and art classes being cut from school programs. the American music situation is really embarrassing right now ![]() |
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zappaholic ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: March 24 2006 Location: flyover country Status: Offline Points: 2822 |
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Aren't the arts government-funded in Scandinavia? You know, since they're all communist dictatorships and what not.....
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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken
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RoidRageOnStage ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() Joined: October 27 2008 Status: Offline Points: 120 |
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So true.
But I almost puked reading these bandnames... I friggin hate them!
Per Gessle of Roxette is rich as hell and I would bet anything at saying that he gets more cash a year than all Änglagård, Anekdoten and Flower Kings members a year times 10!
It's the same everywhere I guess...
EDIT: The once I hate is ABBA, Ace Of Base and Roxette... Edited by RoidRageOnStage - November 16 2008 at 07:10 |
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CPicard ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: October 03 2008 Location: Là, sui monti. Status: Offline Points: 10841 |
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Since when being a musician can make a living??? Especially, a musician working in such a disliked genre as prog rock?! More seriously, I doubt it. I don't think that the musicians from Anglagard, Anekdoten, Flower Kings or others are on the poverty line, but I would be curious to see their monthly wages. Not as high as the ones of the ABBA, Ace of Base or Roxette members, I guess... |
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RoidRageOnStage ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() Joined: October 27 2008 Status: Offline Points: 120 |
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Hahahaha, I hope this topic wasn't anything to do with the genre Dansband... well it was Dansband
![]() This is the genre I hate the most of everything, I hate it more than anything... well there's war, poverty and all that... aside from stuff like that Dansband is the worst and if here was no law here in Sweden I'd be killing them all... though... it would take some time since the bands are many and the fans are nuts.
Hahahaha... just searched the net for dansband and found a link with the more famous bands with photos of them... some of the clothes is so ugly there ain't words to describe them... the ones in the bands (I'll never call these morons musicians... I'd rather eat pidgeon poo pizza).
So if you're VERY bored and want to check the ugliest clothes you never saw/seen... give it a try but don't blame me if you can't handle it mentally.
Here's the link: http://www.svenskadansband.se/database.php
Just saw there was about 3000 thousands of them... a disgusting sight.
The most that listen to this crap is the older folks since the lyrics are overly romantic though in some cases kids and youngsters listens to it... the main reason for the listeners is growing up to this music.
One more thing, if you see dansband clips on youtube or the like, follow the bass guitar notes: bum bum- bum-bum bum bum, bum bum- bum-bum bum bum etc. almost all bands since the beginning of this genre have used this line... in almost all songs.
This music style is the least progressive of all styles ever, they have great instruments that they can't play, the music sound the exact same today as it did for about 30 years ago, the only thing you can hear as a difference is that the studio equipments today is far superior , it's a shame for me being a swede... I have a nerd living under me and some times he blast the dansband... yes blast.
So when it comes to me thinking about how so many progressive bands came from my country, obviously they listened to different type of music and have not the same influences.
A dansband guy would mostly listen to swedish sixties pop, country, 50's soft rock... believe they listen to more but the swedish pop had the most impact, that's for sure.
The prog guys in the early 70's was listening to Zappa & Pink Floyd etc., plus the prog guys are masters at their instrument.
Bo Hansson on organ for example, when he was with Janne Loffe Karlsson (bandname: Hansson & Karlsson) they were smashing and they had a sound almost no other did, even Jimi Hendrix wanted to change his band mates after hearing H&K playing when Jimi was in Stockholm... he wanted to leave Mitch and Noel to get Hansson on his Hammond and Janne who then was the most underrated drummer I can think of...
Here's a photo of the band and the blond one is Bo Hansson:
Jimi had a jam with H&K in a club in Stockholm (after some live show earlier that day) and sometimes they played together at various clubs and pubs.
The song Tax Free that Jimi played was one of H&K's songs that he liked the most.
The most famous of the jams was recorded but the one (arse head) who own the tape refuse to release it.
There was some problem, H&K was stuck with their manager and record label and the band didn't go nowhere, they was booked somewhere in europe, guess it was in Belgium in the mid/late sixties, booked along with Zappa, Beatles, Jimi Hendrix and a bunch more bands, their manager was a moron and he ruined their career as H&K.
H&K was first with that sound that they had... not many knows that but then they didn't have an international career, with superstars like Jimi Hendrix and Frank Zappa as fans.
Here's a youtube clip with them, the music parts are from the sixties... listen to the music it's quite good:
Here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLpnaBCPJGs
Have a good day all.
/Jonny
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