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Poll Question: How do you want to go?
Poll Choice Votes Poll Statistics
15 [13.89%]
23 [21.30%]
2 [1.85%]
4 [3.70%]
16 [14.81%]
18 [16.67%]
30 [27.78%]
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I want to die sitting upright in a chair with a thumbs up and smile pinned onto my body (possibly in an elementary school?)

I'll probably donate my body to science / or they can take my organs if they find me in time, don't really care to be honest.

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"AND WHEN I DIE, AND WHEN I'm GONE!!! There will be one child born in this world on to carry on!"


Edited by OzzProg - July 31 2009 at 15:04
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Originally posted by Liimatta Liimatta wrote:

I want to be cremated.
Then some pothead can smoke me.



MMMMmmmm...yeah I cant believe I forgot the classic, "put my ashes in weed and have my friends smoke me" option.

Then of course you can come and give them the answers to their tests.
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Originally posted by Passionist Passionist wrote:

I just wish to be forgotten.
and to quote Mark Linkous
 
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Points: 1119 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 30 2009 at 05:36
I just wish to be forgotten.
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i want noone to care about my souless body... no funerals, no priests, no receptions... just dump me wherever i die and let the state care about the procedure.....

i couldn't care less about my human form...
-music is like pornography...

sometimes amateurs turn us on, even more...



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I want to be cremated.
Then some pothead can smoke me.
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I don't give a damn what they are going to do with me....maybe chop me and throw me in a rubbish bin.
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a viking funeral because it's f**king metal
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Points: 15141 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 19 2009 at 15:02
I'd love to be shot in space with a cool device that drops me off in the big red "everlasting" storm on Jupiter.
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I'd like to be eaten by a bear.
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I dreamed to be an astronaut when I was a child so I'd like to be shot in space...Big smile
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Good ol Bobby Knight 
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Originally posted by mr.cub mr.cub wrote:

I want them to bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass
 
damn straight


Time always wins.
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Hmmm, after quite some time it appears cremated currently is in the lead.
Except for "other" but thats just for sillyness really.
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... I'm the one who crossed true space
or stayed where I was
or didn't exist in the first pllaaaaaaaaacccceeeeeee....
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I want them to bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass

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I have specified that my brain be kept alive and full of oxygen untill a suitable replacement body is found.  I don't plan on asking my executor how this replacement is found.  If I eventually strike it super rich then I suppose I could just clone myself.


Time always wins.
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Originally posted by RoyFairbank RoyFairbank wrote:

Cremation!
Don't want no bugs eating at my brains!
Cremation!
Don't want no insects hatching in my dried veins!
Cremation!
Don't want no priest blessing me!
Cremation!
Don't wanna tombstone my parents come to see
Cremation!
Don't want the runoff sickening people down the valley
cremation!
Yeah like the Bronte family
Cremation!
I saw that from a video biography
Cremation!
With Ash you ain't gonna offer the future a glimpse into your past
Cremation!
See your last meal your bone density and all that
Cremation!
See the attachments to your bone that was fat
Cremation!
Measure those and really laugh!
Cremation!
Dissect you like a fossilized fruit bat!
Cremation!

Cre-Mat-a-a-tion!


I can only guess from your post that you'd like to be buried. Tongue

Can we at least dig you?


Edited by Slartibartfast - June 01 2009 at 08:57
Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Originally posted by GoldenSpiral GoldenSpiral wrote:

I used to think Viking Funeral, but my friend changed my mind when he rationalized why we need to be embalmed and buried.
See, if the Zombie apocalypse happens during our lifetime, we've seen enough movies and played enough video games that I think we're well prepared to survive such an event.  But if it happens after we die, there's no way we're missing out on the fun!  You can't be a zombie if your body is cremated!
 
I was going to pick viking funeral, but you sir have changed my mind LOL
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Points: 19643 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: June 01 2009 at 07:44
I'm 15 so ughh...

Hopefully I don't have to think about this for a while..
no vote for me.
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