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dude 
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 Posted: April 30 2004 at 07:29 |
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ACTUALLY I THUOGHT RAY LIOTTAS PERFORMANCE IN "TURBULENCE" WAS A BIT ODD TO !!
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Jim Garten
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Posted: April 30 2004 at 06:57 |
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'No escape' - this was definitely a contractual obligation project by Ray Liotta; how did he manage to get into this pile of absolute poo?!? Throughout the film you can tell that even HE is embarrassed.
'No escape' - the absolute nadir of the action film over the last decade; watch it if you dare!
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Paco Fox
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Posted: April 30 2004 at 06:49 |
 Hibou wrote:
"Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" - where screaming housewives watch in horror as lowly tomatoes gang up on them on the kitchen floor... |
Ah, yes: this kind of bad movies 'so bad it is funny' that have a serious masochistic following on the web. Did you know George Clooney starred in the second sequel to this film? That makes it appear from time to time in some local channels here in Spain, just to punish the audience, I suppose. 
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Hibou
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Posted: April 29 2004 at 21:56 |
"Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" - where screaming housewives watch in horror as lowly tomatoes gang up on them on the kitchen floor...
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Gene Police: You!! Out of the pool!
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Paco Fox
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Posted: April 13 2004 at 03:30 |
richardh wrote:
I'm glad someone mentioned a Coen Brothers movie.Why oh why are they so revered? Their films just seem to be full if 'in-jokes' and if your not in on the joke then tough. |
I agree with you. Even though they are good filmakers, I'm usually not 'in the joke' of their comedies. I prefer when they make a drama like 'Miller's Crossing'.
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Stormcrow
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Posted: April 10 2004 at 00:07 |
All right.....
I had been repressing the memory of even ever seeing this train wreck of a horrible movie with no reason to exist.
From the plot, to the acting, to the script, to the junk yard production values, to the abysmal cinematography, to the disgusting acts depicted on the screen....
Without a doubt, brooking no arguement: "Pink Flamingos" is the worst piece of absolute crap ever inflicted upon a movie audience.
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Hambone
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Joined: April 07 2004
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Posted: April 08 2004 at 22:15 |
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'Squirm' a movie about worms that get electricuted and eat people. It's almost like they wanted you to know the worms were rubber. You can still watch Tom Survo, Crow and Mike make fun of it on Mystery Science Theater 3000.
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You've just had a heavy session of electro-shock theray and you're more relaxed then you've been in weeks. All those childhood tramas magically wiped away along with most of your personality.
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richardh
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Posted: April 08 2004 at 16:41 |
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I'm glad someone mentioned a Coen Brothers movie.Why oh why are they so revered? Their films just seem to be full if 'in-jokes' and if your not in on the joke then tough.
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elfangio
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Posted: April 08 2004 at 16:11 |
Scafell wrote:
This one's the easiest vote I've cast - "Raising Arizona" - complete and utter drivel - whoever thinks the Coens are quirky/funny must have had a lobotomy! |
I just love this movie (as every Coen movie I've seen so far).
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Great shredding is cheddar cheese on a taco (Ron Thal).
"Mr Neal Morse from Mars, by way of Las Vegas and Nashville"
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Scafell
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Posted: April 08 2004 at 14:43 |
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This one's the easiest vote I've cast - "Raising Arizona" - complete and utter drivel - whoever thinks the Coens are quirky/funny must have had a lobotomy!
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elfangio
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Posted: April 05 2004 at 17:02 |
Irreversible is one of the worst movies I ever saw 
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Great shredding is cheddar cheese on a taco (Ron Thal).
"Mr Neal Morse from Mars, by way of Las Vegas and Nashville"
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Paco Fox
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Location: Spain
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Posted: April 02 2004 at 05:48 |
Glass-Prison wrote:
The Matrix, eh? I'll have you know it is all a rip off of one of the greatest movies ever, Dark City, starring Rufus Sewell. The movie came out about a year before the matrix, and actually featured something moviegoers like to call a plot.
Definitely recommended over the Matrix
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I also recommend it. It's the quintaessential cult movie: it flopped more or less when it first was released, and, although it can't be said it's perfect, it's fairly good and, above all, it was really original, really above all tired cliches.
A prog connection: The director is Alex Proyas, who directed my all time favourite video clip: Mike Oldfield's 'Magic Touch'.
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Verisimilitude
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Posted: April 02 2004 at 00:42 |
I've heard a bit about Dark City...
Something that I'll have to make the effort to see...
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Glass-Prison
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Posted: April 01 2004 at 18:01 |
The Matrix, eh? I'll have you know it is all a rip off of one of the greatest movies ever, Dark City, starring Rufus Sewell. The movie came out about a year before the matrix, and actually featured something moviegoers like to call a plot.
Definitely recommended over the Matrix
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The Owl
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Joined: February 19 2004
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Posted: April 01 2004 at 11:50 |
Funny Bad: "Plan 9 From Outer Space", "Robot Monster", "Frankenstein vs The Space Monster", "Kingdom of The Spiders" (William Shatner turns in another great hammy performance), "Catwomen On The Moon", some movie where the Three Stooges go to Venus 
Just Plain Nauseatingly Bad:
ALL the Matrix movies (just a bunch of overhyped convoluted nonsense with the absolute WORST acting in history )
ALL REMAKES, PERIOD!! Geez, what's wrong, didn't they do it right the first time?????  
Mariah Scarey's "Glitter"
Anything involving Reese Witherspoon ("Importance Of Being Earnest" excepted), how much mileage can you get out of that "ditzy blonde" thing anyway?
ANY Broadway musical translated to film (that stuff is just WAAAYYY too corny for me)
Have to admit, I've lost my taste for just about any sci-fi made after the late 80's, seems it's all just effects and explosions but no substance.
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People are puzzled why I don't dig the Stones, well, I listened to the Stones, I tried, and I tried, and I tried, and--I Can't Get No Satisfaction!
www.myspace.com/theowlsmusic
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dude
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Posted: April 01 2004 at 08:48 |
YES"'DIRECTED" BY JONATHEN FRAKES from "Star Trek" with apparently no input from Gerry and Sylvia Anderson(and they are not happy)...........not good!!....still,we will have to wait and see  ..set for july release in the States!
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Jim Garten
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Posted: April 01 2004 at 06:13 |
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It could be worse, and it is - there is a live action film being made at this very moment, of 'Thunderbirds'
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Paco Fox
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Posted: April 01 2004 at 02:51 |
dude wrote:
I heard there is to be ANOTHER REMAKE of "The Fly".as if we need one!! |
Well, I is worse: not only they are developing a new remake of 'The fly': they are also re-imagining( God, how I hate this new hollywood euphemism) 'Invasion of the body snatchers' AGAIN: that would be the FOURTH time!
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dude
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Posted: March 31 2004 at 21:54 |
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I heard there is to be ANOTHER REMAKE of "The Fly".as if we need one!!
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Glass-Prison
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Posted: March 31 2004 at 21:27 |
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The first one is scary, but Jeff Goldblum alone makes the new one truly horrifying.
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