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   Mmmm ale. Personally, I sport a cheeky (though admittedly work in progress) handlebar moustache and wear fedoras and top hats whenever the weather permits. But some people (like my coworker who, in an unfortunate display of tactlessness referred to my stache as "creepy") Just don't understand. My pocket wacth is starting to die on me and I need a new one. Any recommendations?

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thellama73 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: May 29 2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 8368	Posted: July 14 2007 at 21:10
	Mmmm ale. Personally, I sport a cheeky (though admittedly work in progress) handlebar moustache and wear fedoras and top hats whenever the weather permits. But some people (like my coworker who, in an unfortunate display of tactlessness referred to my stache as "creepy") Just don't understand. My pocket wacth is starting to die on me and I need a new one. Any recommendations?


1800iareyay Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: November 18 2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 2492	Posted: July 14 2007 at 21:03
	Judging from his avatar, Man Overboard beat me to it . I can imagine it now, the runways of Milan and Paris lined with tattered clothing and limitless ale. It'll look like Oktoberfest gone awry (as if it ever went smoothly).

thellama73 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: May 29 2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 8368	Posted: July 14 2007 at 20:55
	That would be tremendously stylish. I expect you'd start a trend.


1800iareyay Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: November 18 2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 2492	Posted: July 14 2007 at 20:53
	I can't imagine having him as a president. As much as I hate Bush, at least he's fun. Al Gore sounds like an intelligent Forrest Gump. He has that same slow Southern speech. I would have impaled my eye on a spike by now if he was given constant TV time (which he is now getting. I may be sporting an eye patch soon)

thellama73 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: May 29 2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 8368	Posted: July 14 2007 at 20:49
	Hooray for Dr. Strangelove and hooray for you, sir! Global Warming in general is a joke, but I think there is hope. Lately people seem to be losing initerest in Al Gore's relentless beating of his dead, dead horse. Hopefully it will all blow over like the Global Cooling scare of the 70's.


1800iareyay Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Prog Reviewer Joined: November 18 2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 2492	Posted: July 14 2007 at 20:44
	You are an officer and a gentleman, llama. The political threads were locked because a cur named yargh took all of them off topic by debasing teen members (like myself) who routinely left him unable to say anything intelligent. If you'd like a rant... Why is is that when a child is abducted in this country they interrupt the sound of every cable channel to broadcast an alert. When I was a kid, I was told not to talk to strangers. I followed the rules, I was safe. Why should I pity some little twit who was all too eager to accept some Skittles from a man in a van? Not good enough? How about... Live Earth is a joke. "Let's raise awarness about global warming" they said. They did this by organizing concerts where attendees would wait in traffic for two hours in their SUVs, buy bottles of water which they would discard on the ground, and let's not forget that the equipment needs electricity that comes from the burning of fossil fuels. For a little extra irony, this was conceived by the man whose wife put stickers on albums in the 80s. Why is all of America in a drought? I thought global warming meant floods were coming.

thellama73 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Reviewer page Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: May 29 2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 8368	Posted: July 14 2007 at 20:34
	I bought a bottle of my favorite wine, but alas, I have no one to drink with, so I will pretend I am drinking with you, my prog loving friends! Entertain me with your witty replies! I am also dismayed to see that all the political threads have been locked by the scared-of-a-good-fight admins. It's a pity, I was looking forward to a nice confrontational rant. Begin.