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The T 
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Joined: October 16 2006
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 Posted: April 11 2007 at 10:53 |
IT seems we've forgoTTen here the main poinT of discussion, which is noT IF we need a spiriTual leader but WHEN will I be annoinTed as The One.
I'm really dissapointed. I'm serious when I say: your paThs are noT clear yeT... leT me help you bring some lighT...
And I don'T charge for my services! I'll do iT from The hearT...
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cuncuna
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Joined: March 29 2005
Location: Chile
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Points: 4318
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Posted: April 11 2007 at 10:46 |
 bhikkhu wrote:
You are living proof that those who wish to lead are usually the least qualified to to so. A person who truly understands spiritual principles knows it is best to lead by example. People don't respond to having things shoved down their throats.
True spirituality comes from within. Eliminate the distractions, and the right path will become clear. |
On the other hand, there's me. I can offer a very good deal: six months of spiritual leadership for free, exploding cheese, mineral water and penis shaped fake mountains (for you to take pictures of yourself walking around them and then have fun showing them to your friends). Call now.
The first 30 calls will receive a evry special edition of X-Men; "XXX-Men".
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ˇBeware of the Bee!
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Man Erg
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Joined: August 26 2004
Location: Isle of Lucy
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Points: 7456
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Posted: April 11 2007 at 08:15 |
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Do 'The Stanley' otherwise I'll thrash you with some rhubarb.
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Jim Garten
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Retired Admin & Razor Guru
Joined: February 02 2004
Location: South England
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Points: 14693
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Posted: April 11 2007 at 08:11 |
Tony R wrote:
... Jim is seen here in the Deleted Blackmail Threads Crypt...
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Oh dear - that is the model Hammond I've got, too... 
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Tony R
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Joined: July 16 2004
Location: UK
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Points: 11979
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Posted: April 11 2007 at 08:04 |
Jim Garten wrote:
Peter Rideout wrote:
Why are so many so easily hoodwinked into following an obviously deranged, paranoid psycho shyster with a messiah complex, like Jones or Koresh or Tony R? (I guess there's no shortage of damaged, weak gullible idiots who want to join the Admin team, with the express intention of taking over the thinking and decision-making for PA members). |
I do feel that's a little harsh, Peter, and as such I shall refer this post to the Admin's Inner Temple; after an appropriate sacrifice, and much burning of our 'special incense', we shall await guidance from Maani The Mighty - PA's once and future spiritual guide. |
Oi! I do read some of these bullsh*t threads and puerile posts occasionally you know!!! 
Now why dont you get back to playing your organ in the Admin Chapel???
... Jim is seen here in the Deleted Blackmail Threads Crypt...
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paolo.beenees
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Joined: March 30 2007
Location: Italy
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Points: 1136
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Posted: April 11 2007 at 08:02 |
"His Eminence Metropolitan Anthony, enterprising and PROGRESSIVE spiritual leader of the Greek Orthodox Metropolis of San Francisco"
Who better than he?????
Edited by paolo.beenees - April 11 2007 at 08:03
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laplace
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Joined: October 06 2005
Location: popupControl();
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Points: 7606
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Posted: April 11 2007 at 08:01 |
rileydog22 wrote:
Progarchives has become too nihilist. The spiritually enlightened ones should build a giant spaceship and fly to a faraway planet, to develop a highly advanced, spiritually guided civilization. When some Earth travelers find us, we may share our wisdom with Earthlings, but only to find ourselves oppressed. Blah blah blah, lots of marching, blah blah blah, eventually our wisdom will prevail over Earth too.
Or something like that.
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hhai! ima suri dondai!
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Trademark
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Joined: November 21 2006
Location: oHIo
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Points: 1009
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Posted: April 11 2007 at 07:54 |
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^^Amen Brotha Jim
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Jim Garten
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Retired Admin & Razor Guru
Joined: February 02 2004
Location: South England
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Points: 14693
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Posted: April 11 2007 at 07:34 |
How about a nice photo of Mr Anderson...
I'm sure he'd much rather be portrayed thus.
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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The Whistler
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Joined: August 30 2006
Location: LA, CA
Status: Offline
Points: 7113
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Posted: April 11 2007 at 04:06 |
Jim Garten wrote:
The Whistler wrote:
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Y'know - I do believe there is actually more than one photograph of this gentleman available. |
I BELIEVE I'm ignoring those...
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Jim Garten
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Retired Admin & Razor Guru
Joined: February 02 2004
Location: South England
Status: Offline
Points: 14693
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Posted: April 11 2007 at 03:56 |
Peter Rideout wrote:
Why are so many so easily hoodwinked into following an obviously deranged, paranoid psycho shyster with a messiah complex, like Jones or Koresh or Tony R? (I guess there's no shortage of damaged, weak gullible idiots who want to join the Admin team, with the express intention of taking over the thinking and decision-making for PA members). |
I do feel that's a little harsh, Peter, and as such I shall refer this post to the Admin's Inner Temple; after an appropriate sacrifice, and much burning of our 'special incense', we shall await guidance from Maani The Mighty - PA's once and future spiritual guide.
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Jim Garten
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Retired Admin & Razor Guru
Joined: February 02 2004
Location: South England
Status: Offline
Points: 14693
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Posted: April 11 2007 at 03:48 |
The Whistler wrote:
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Y'know - I do believe there is actually more than one photograph of this gentleman available.
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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The Whistler
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Joined: August 30 2006
Location: LA, CA
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Points: 7113
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Posted: April 11 2007 at 01:40 |
How about this guy?
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Cygnus X-2
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Joined: December 24 2004
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Points: 21342
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Posted: April 11 2007 at 01:37 |
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JrKASperov
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Joined: July 07 2004
Status: Offline
Points: 904
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Posted: April 11 2007 at 01:25 |
Cygnus X-2 wrote:
^He's like the Jesus of PA. He "died" for our sins and we eagerly await for the second coming.
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Except that he wouldn't agree with such a statement. 
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Epic.
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JJLehto
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Joined: April 05 2006
Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Points: 34550
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Posted: April 10 2007 at 23:34 |
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I get all my spiritual advice from this talking racoon I see sometimes.
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bhikkhu
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Joined: April 06 2006
Location: A˛ Michigan
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Points: 5109
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Posted: April 10 2007 at 23:26 |
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You are living proof that those who wish to lead are usually the least qualified to to so. A person who truly understands spiritual principles knows it is best to lead by example. People don't respond to having things shoved down their throats.
True spirituality comes from within. Eliminate the distractions, and the right path will become clear.
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Peter
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Joined: January 31 2004
Location: Canada
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Points: 9669
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Posted: April 10 2007 at 23:19 |
Logan wrote:
If you're looking for any opossums, then I'm your marsupial.
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 Ha!
 That's almost enough to make me revive my wildlife thread!
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Peter
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Joined: January 31 2004
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Points: 9669
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Posted: April 10 2007 at 23:16 |
Burning tea? Just let it cool down a bit first, numbnuts! 
(Some folks pour it into a saucer.)
BTW, saw a good documentary on Jonestown last night. What a sick, sick situation that was! Why are so many so easily hoodwinked into following an obviously deranged, paranoid psycho shyster with a messiah complex, like Jones (or Koresh)? (I guess there's no shortage of damaged, weak gullible idiots out there, who prefer someone else to do all of their thinking and decision-making for them.) "Well, my people, me and some of the boys just murdered the congressman, so let's all drink cyanide now." Duhhhhh.... okie-dokey! 
Lemmings! 
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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The T
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Joined: October 16 2006
Location: FL, USA
Status: Offline
Points: 17493
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Posted: April 10 2007 at 23:04 |
Peter Rideout wrote:
PA also needs someone who knows the difference between "an" and "a," Tea-Bag. 
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Hey! I know! A goes before all words but those that start with a ...vowel? If so, use aN...
Did I qualify? Oh, having a teacher among my ranks would help me to reach even the less fortunate with more efficiency.... 
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