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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 11 2007 at 15:30
Blowies post count would go down dramatically if the review rule regarding minimal amount of words was applied to forum posts.

Originally posted by Bj-1 Bj-1 wrote:


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Edited by Angelo - March 11 2007 at 16:20
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 10 2007 at 18:36
Originally posted by martinn martinn wrote:

Progtologist's Tool fanboyism is so high it only can be compared with his score at the "Extreme Sex Test"
 
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 10 2007 at 17:13
Originally posted by Chus Chus wrote:

salmacis' first word was mama (imho)
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 10 2007 at 15:28
salmacis' first word was mama (imho)
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 10 2007 at 15:05
When The T was born he was disappointed to find that he wasn't the only person in the world. He soon realized that this was a good thing, because now there were others to pay attention to him.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 10 2007 at 14:59
Originally posted by Angelo Angelo wrote:

A certain member named Zappa88 thought it was necessary to refer to some of his married co-members as 'married n00bs'. Those members use their wifes to warm the bed while they hang out in the VR to take note of such remarks. Zappa had better keep an eye out if he doesn't want to get burned rather than warmed up... Evil%20Smile
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 10 2007 at 14:54
Sean Trane's first gift as a child was a prototype of an "auto-reviewer".
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 10 2007 at 14:38
Originally posted by Trickster F. Trickster F. wrote:

Originally posted by martinn martinn wrote:

Originally posted by Trickster F. Trickster F. wrote:

Phew, no mention of me here.


Sick to be a Metal-fanboy, one day Trickster F left his home without telling anything to anybody. 12 days later he was found unconscious In The Woods...

ErmmDamn..LOL
 
That's actually not too far from the truth. In reality, I was found maudlin near the wall with my kayo stuck in my dot. Ouch


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 10 2007 at 14:30
A certain member named Zappa88 thought it was necessary to refer to some of his married co-members as 'married n00bs'. Those members use their wifes to warm the bed while they hang out in the VR to take note of such remarks. Zappa had better keep an eye out if he doesn't want to get burned rather than warmed up... Evil%20Smile

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 10 2007 at 13:58
Originally posted by martinn martinn wrote:

Originally posted by Trickster F. Trickster F. wrote:

Phew, no mention of me here.


Sick to be a Metal-fanboy, one day Trickster F left his home without telling anything to anybody. 12 days later he was found unconscious In The Woods...

ErmmDamn..LOL
 
That's actually not too far from the truth. In reality, I was found maudlin near the wall with my kayo stuck in my dot. Ouch


Edited by Trickster F. - March 10 2007 at 14:31
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 10 2007 at 13:22
Originally posted by martinn martinn wrote:

The day James Mother, in the Hospital,went to the room and was about to give birth, the nurses, astonished, said that the kid was refusing to be born. The problem was that James thought of the procedure done by nurses to mainstream!
 After long negotiation, James mother had to hire an Undercover Man named Astrid Proll, who was very Taal (like 1.98 meters!), and had a Rock attached to his BottomWacko! Convinced that now the procedure would be obscure enough, James finally came out...
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 10 2007 at 11:21
The day James Mother, in the Hospital,went to the room and was about to give birth, the nurses, astonished, said that the kid was refusing to be born. The problem was that James thought of the procedure done by nurses to mainstream!
 After long negotiation, James mother had to hire an Undercover Man named Astrid Proll, who was very Taal (like 1.98 meters!), and had a Rock attached to his BottomWacko! Convinced that now the procedure would be obscure enough, James finally came out...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 10 2007 at 10:59
Originally posted by Trickster F. Trickster F. wrote:

Phew, no mention of me here.


Sick to be a Metal-fanboy, one day Trickster F left his home without telling anything to anybody. 12 days later he was found unconscious In The Woods...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 10 2007 at 10:55
Progtologist's Tool fanboyism is so high it only can be compared with his score at the "Extreme Sex Test"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 10 2007 at 09:03
Originally posted by Angelo Angelo wrote:

Blowie is working on a new concept album: "Digesting Pizza by the Pound".  It will feature Ben McMasters on a few slices of bass.
 
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 09 2007 at 23:00
oooooh, do me, do me!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 09 2007 at 09:52
Originally posted by andu andu wrote:

Originally posted by prog-chick prog-chick wrote:

Sorry, I was reading the most recent topics headlines and I saw this thread, I read it wrongly and (as I am on the phone at the same time) told my friend there is a thread here about "Joke Members" ...........
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 09 2007 at 06:58
Originally posted by prog-chick prog-chick wrote:

Sorry, I was reading the most recent topics headlines and I saw this thread, I read it wrongly and (as I am on the phone at the same time) told my friend there is a thread here about "Joke Members" ...........
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 09 2007 at 06:53
The movements in Ben's sig (the Geddy pic) are representative of his ability to focus on a single issue. Wink
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2007 at 22:16
Originally posted by moreitsythanyou moreitsythanyou wrote:

Originally posted by progismylife progismylife wrote:

Originally posted by magnus magnus wrote:

Originally posted by progismylife progismylife wrote:

Originally posted by Zappa88 Zappa88 wrote:

Ben's favorite lunch meat is Spam.


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