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Originally posted by Sean Trane Sean Trane wrote:

 
 
UUUuuuuuhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!......... something fishy here.
 
Salmon farming is the thing 'round Aberdeen. drove by it in the early 90's
Shocked Dare to correct ME, wilt thou, base churlish knave?!
 (Though I believe you're right -- but I did read about some rock star recently with a trout farm....Embarrassed)
 
 
Forsooth, thou hast asked for this:
 
There once was a Belgian  named Hugues
Who would drink every day til he'd  spew
The Chimay he would guzzle
And pour down his muzzle
What else should a faux Frenchie do?
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Is this a dagger I see before me! Sorry, wrong play.Embarrassed
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[/QUOTE]
    
gosh



i'm afraid of this motherf**kin creature[/QUOTE]

AXOLOTL are Salamanders in larvae state that "choose" not to become full adults (that'll be a Salamander), and remain being a larvae for the rest of their lives, wich is quite strange, and was the inspiration for that incredible short story I was quoting before.
    
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Originally posted by Easy Livin Easy Livin wrote:

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Wonderful stuff Peter!
 
Can I just say though that I pronounce my name MacBethEmbarrassed


Aah... a dangerous one, that! Although you seem to be quite "full of the milk of human kindness" too...Wink
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Originally posted by Easy Livin Easy Livin wrote:

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Wonderful stuff Peter!
 
Can I just say though that I pronounce my name MacBethEmbarrassed
Aye, you wuid!
 
SmileAnyway, thankee, Bawb (or is that "Bobe?")Confused
 
Appropriately-rhyming limerick to follow!Big smile
 
 
 
Hmmmm.... MacBeth -> breath, death, crystal meth, waters of Lethe, give it a retht....Ermm 


Edited by Peter Rideout - September 13 2006 at 08:57
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Originally posted by cuncuna cuncuna wrote:

     Peter wasn't impressed by the Axolotl



the poem and the signature also didn't work...

Because my country is so long...

?uncuna = ?aterpillar.
    
    

    


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Wonderful stuff Peter!
 
Can I just say though that I pronounce my name MacBethEmbarrassed
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Points: 20250 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 13 2006 at 03:13
Originally posted by glass house glass house wrote:

Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

Can I be the first person to mention Dream Theater on this thread? Apparently they're a progressive metal band, and quite popular in some circles.
 
No0000000000, don't mention them. Just tell the old Klingon joke                Big smile
 
 
Yes, Chris, tell us that joke again
 
 
 
LOL
 
 
Originally posted by Peter Rideout Peter Rideout wrote:

 
I like the '"trout" one best, because trout is tasty on the BBQ, and because Ian Anderson used to own a trout farm.Big smile
(Now if only I could figure out what the anagrams derive from....Confused)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
UUUuuuuuhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!......... something fishy here.
 
Salmon farming is the thing 'round Aberdeen. drove by it in the early 90's


Edited by Sean Trane - September 13 2006 at 03:19
let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter
keep our sand-castle virtues
content to be a doer
as well as a thinker,
prefer lifting our pen
rather than un-sheath our sword
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Originally posted by Peter Rideout Peter Rideout wrote:

bread is always good, but I'm allergic to nuts (present company excepted), and this post was not even as interesting as my old "tree facts" thread.
 
Nice try, but no cigar. Thumbs Down (Try using more CHEESE, next time!)


Hey, you just asked for something 'remotely' interesting! Tongue
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Originally posted by cuncuna cuncuna wrote:


 I must recommend the short story "Axolotl" by Argentinian writter Julio CortАzar. Incredible, to say the least.
    
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Originally posted by Peter Rideout Peter Rideout wrote:

Originally posted by <strong><font color=#993399><font size=4>cun</font>cuna</font></strong> cuncuna wrote:

Axolotl is an interesting thing to regard. Check on them. Also, I would like to try on of my Random Suburban Contemporary Poems: His sponges trembled, languid on the apocalipse of green fundaments of the rice parrot, but he was sad, and his cat was desintegrating, and he sold backwards his friend's vroom, until the end.      Also, I think my signature is interesting. It took me a very good effort to create a showman Koala ASCII (notice the top hat).
  I like this post, because of the opening wacky Aztec word which I can't pronounce, and the moving, masterful poem.
 

In the end, though (and despite his somewhat exciting, suggestive name), this guy loses because his home country is just too darned long, thin and pointy -- like the pepper for which it is named.

 

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[IMG]height=17 alt=Shocked src="http://www.progarchives.com/forum/smileys/smiley3.gif" width=17 align=absMiddle> Jeez! their houses must be really narrow, eh? If you even raised your arm, you'd take out some poor Argentinian's eye![IMG]height=17 alt=Ouch src="smileys/smiley18.gif" width=17 align=absMiddle>


Since I wrotte about Axolotl and you ended up mentioning Argentina, I must recommend the short story "Axolotl" by Argentinian writter Julio Cortázar. Incredible, to say the least.
    
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Points: 891 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 13 2006 at 00:10
Here you go:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq71FmCo2Fg&mode=related&search=


that amused me today LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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Points: 89372 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 12 2006 at 23:12
Originally posted by <font color=#0000ff>Peter Piddleout</font> Peter Piddleout wrote:

Originally posted by Geck0 Geck0 wrote:

No mention of my piddling little effort then, Peter?
 
Hey, I showered golden accolades upon you last night, Greek0il!
 
Waddaya want -- jam on it?


I don't want to know about your showers, or what colours they are... Wink

Jam would be lovely, thanks. Wink  Don't forget to cover the whole of the surface, close to the edge.


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Well, good night, all! Sleepy
 
You've somehow managed to redeem yourselves again, and retain my services for another day...
 
fools! Tongue
 
 
 
Thanks to all who took part in the silliness!Hug
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Except that Cucuracha guy who posted his frilly pink trouser tadpole -- that's just WRONG! There are women and miners here, ya know! Shocked


Edited by Peter Rideout - September 12 2006 at 23:15
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Points: 9669 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 12 2006 at 23:02
Originally posted by little Geck0, starved for attention as usual little Geck0, starved for attention as usual wrote:

No mention of my piddling little effort then, Peter?
 
Hey, I showered golden accolades upon you last night, Greek0il!
 
Waddaya want -- jam on it?


Edited by Peter Rideout - September 12 2006 at 23:12
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
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Originally posted by Peter Rideout Peter Rideout wrote:

Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

I was in English class today and the teacher asked if there were any preferences that made you write BETTER.
 
The girl next to me obviously misheard because she said..what    uh yea   deff with someone in bed
 
it was funnier in person...
I like this post, because it has an English class in it -- but that new band Cream Treacle that Syzygy mentioned just sounds more exciting (and he didn't use the word "deff" -- whatever that means....
 
So, they're prog, eh Sausages? I like prog! Are they more like old Genesis, Yes or ELP, would you say?
 
wat?  u makin fun of how I write? I write good if nothowc ould I place outta freshman english?
 
just cuz i sed deff instead of definatley......honestly now
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No mention of my effort then, Peter?
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Points: 9669 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 12 2006 at 22:50
Originally posted by Easy Livin Easy Livin wrote:

Here's something interesting. Guess what these are all anagrams of:

True toe pride

Tired out peer

I Pee red trout

 
Big smileEasy wins! (Tony doesn't even rate.)
 
He wins because despite being Scottish, he knows what an anagram is! Clap 
 
I like the '"trout" one best, because trout is tasty on the BBQ, and because Ian Anderson used to own a trout farm.
(Now if only I could figure out what the anagrams derive from....Confused)
 
Here is your grand prize, Easy -- some limericks I painstakingly composed during my bike ride, and jotted down on a napkin in the local donut shop:
 
There once was a limey named Tony
Who was quite an incredible phony
He blustered and puffed
And acted quite tough
But all knew he was chock full of baloney
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There once was a mincer named Garten
Who was always and forever a fartin'
When he'd let loose in a room
Those near him would swoon
While the rest fled with eyes red and smartin'
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There once was an old man named McBeath
Who oft' wandered alone 'cross the heath
'Twas there he'd be found
Long leagues from the town
A-foaming and gnashing his teeth
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There once was a sicko, McBeath
Who vowed: "tis far better beneath"
As Tony climbed on
He burst into song
(The threepenny one, 'bout Mack Heath)
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There once was a Scotsman named Bob
With a shy and retiring nob
When lassies lifted his kilt
His thistle would wilt
Sighed they:  "he's nay up for the job"
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Congrats, & hope you liked 'em, Bobber!
 
 
 
 
 
 


Edited by Peter Rideout - September 12 2006 at 23:33
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Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
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    Peter wasn't impressed by the Axolotl



the poem and the signature also didn't work...

Because my country is so long...

Čuncuna = Čaterpillar.
    
    

Edited by cuncuna - September 12 2006 at 22:26
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Originally posted by <strong><FONT color=#993399><FONT size=4>cun</FONT>cuna</FONT></strong> cuncuna wrote:

Axolotl is an interesting thing to regard. Check on them. Also, I would like to try on of my Random Suburban Contemporary Poems:

His sponges trembled,
languid on the apocalipse of green fundaments of the rice parrot,
but he was sad, and his cat was desintegrating,
and he sold backwards his friend's vroom,
until the end.
    
Also, I think my signature is interesting. It took me a very good effort to create a showman Koala ASCII (notice the top hat).
  I like this post, because of the opening wacky Aztec word which I can't pronounce, and the moving, masterful poem.
 
In the end, though (and despite his somewhat exciting, suggestive name), this guy loses because his home country is just too darned long, thin and pointy -- like the pepper for which it is named.
 
 -->  -->
 
Shocked Jeez! their houses must be really narrow, eh? If you even raised your arm, you'd take out some poor Argentinian's eye!Ouch


Edited by Peter Rideout - September 12 2006 at 22:56
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
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