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sigod 
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 Posted: November 11 2004 at 04:32 |
Well if we can mourn the passing of ANYONE without them actually BEING dead then:
RIP - John Kerry 
RIP - Wylie Coyote 
RIP - Elvis 
RIP - Velvetclown 
Any other suggestions?
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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: November 10 2004 at 23:06 |
Over by the other guy with the greasy hair and an ugly coat. 
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gdub411
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Posted: November 10 2004 at 22:08 |
 Peter Rideout wrote:
danbo wrote:
Peter Rideout wrote:
^  Oops! I thought he had died recently -- sorry!
Who was it that died, then, smartguy?
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You're probably thinking of Rodney ("somebody step on a duck?") Dangerfield. |
No, not Dangerfield....
 I'm thinking of ol' what's 'is name, you know, the guy with the arms and legs!
Be a pal and check the obits for me, will ya, Danbo? 
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I know that guy. He's that guy who lived in that one house.. with the windows...right?
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: November 10 2004 at 21:07 |
The guy with the limp, right?
Leg, not wrist. Feeb.
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Peter
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Posted: November 10 2004 at 19:46 |
danbo wrote:
Peter Rideout wrote:
^ Oops! I thought he had died recently -- sorry!
Who was it that died, then, smartguy?
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You're probably thinking of Rodney ("somebody step on a duck?") Dangerfield. |
No, not Dangerfield....
I'm thinking of ol' what's 'is name, you know, the guy with the arms and legs!
Be a pal and check the obits for me, will ya, Danbo?
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: November 10 2004 at 16:00 |
Peter Rideout wrote:
^ Oops! I thought he had died recently -- sorry!
Who was it that died, then, smartguy?
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You're probably thinking of Rodney ("somebody step on a duck?") Dangerfield.
BTW, I don't wear chaps, Professor Pecker Assout. I prefer a leather cod piece and thigh high calf skin boots.
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Reed Lover
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Posted: November 10 2004 at 15:04 |
Easy Livin wrote:
Anyway, this guy goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, sometimes I think I'm a wigwam, and sometimes I think I'm a teepee. What's wrong with me?".
The doctor replies "You're two tents".
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LOL  
Let that be an amen to this thread !
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Easy Livin
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Posted: November 10 2004 at 14:54 |
He was very much alive and in good form on "Parkinson" on Saturday night! I think he has a stage show starting in the West End of London around now ("The producers"?)
Anyway, this guy goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, sometimes I think I'm a wigwam, and sometimes I think I'm a teepee. What's wrong with me?".
The doctor replies "You're two tents".
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Peter
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Posted: November 10 2004 at 14:36 |
^ Oops! I thought he had died recently -- sorry!
Who was it that died, then, smartguy?
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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James Lee
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Posted: November 10 2004 at 14:29 |
Peter Rideout wrote:
RIP, Mel Brooks. |
either R.I.P. stands for something different than I always thought, or I missed a big news story.
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Peter
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Posted: November 10 2004 at 14:22 |
gdub411 wrote:
When I am at the gay bar and I order Mike's Hard Lemonade I say "Give me a hard one" |
"Gay bar," eh? Sounds like a cheery sort of place -- is it always happy hour there, then?
Wait Danbo! Don't go in there! (And especially not in those chaps!)
Uh oh! Too late! Yikes -- just look at him: Hands on his hips, sticks out his wrist -- gives it a twist -- whoops! He's doin' the French mistake!
Or is that the Garten?
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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gdub411
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Posted: November 10 2004 at 13:34 |
threefates wrote:
I thought here we call it "Hard Lemonade"... and specifically the brand of Mike's Hard Lemonade.
However, Smirnoff and a few others now package vodka and lemonade in a beer sized bottle which is a lot more tasty...
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When I am at the gay bar and I order Mike's Hard Lemonade I say "Give me a hard one"
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Peter
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Posted: November 10 2004 at 13:14 |
James Lee wrote:
^ absolutely! I nominate The Specials' cover of "Enjoy Yourself (it's Later than You Think)" |
Also, their "Pressure Drop"  -- CRANK IT, King James!
Early Madness is also great, & what do you think of ska-punkers Reel Big Fish? Fun stuff!
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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James Lee
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Posted: November 10 2004 at 11:31 |
LOL, Danbo could get work creating new Marvel Comics characters....
"Blacksword was originally a normal, everyday scientist, billionaire, and fencing grandmaster until he came into possession of the legendary, mystical Sword of Blackness...dedicating his life to fighting crime, he joined forces with The Fantastic Four to repel yet another Galactus threat...unfortunately the mystical sword overcame his good personality and he became the malevolent Ochrefoil and had to be defeated in a seven-issue multi-hero crossover spectacular. Exclesior!"
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: November 10 2004 at 10:35 |
Blacksword wrote:
danbo wrote:
Blacksword wrote:
Looks like a girlie shandy to me!!! |
Excuse my Americanism, but WHAT IS a girlie shandy, Ochrefoil?
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Shandy is a drink. Half beer half lemonade. Girls drink it!
Now, excuse my limey ignorance, but WTF is Ochrefoil??
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Ochrefoil = Blacksword.... that freakin' Rideouts got me playing his silly game. Bollocks!
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threefates
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Posted: November 10 2004 at 10:29 |
I thought here we call it "Hard Lemonade"... and specifically the brand of Mike's Hard Lemonade.
However, Smirnoff and a few others now package vodka and lemonade in a beer sized bottle which is a lot more tasty...
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THIS IS ELP
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sigod
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Posted: November 10 2004 at 10:08 |
Blacksword & James
Good one.
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I must remind the right honourable gentleman that a monologue is not a decision.
- Clement Atlee, on Winston Churchill
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James Lee
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Posted: November 10 2004 at 10:02 |
Beer and lemonade? Why would anyone invent that, let alone have it catch on?
I'd prefer a nice glass of plastic-jug vodka and bongwater. 
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Blacksword
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Posted: November 10 2004 at 08:30 |
sigod wrote:
Blacksword wrote:
[QUOTE=sigod][QUOTE=Peter Rideout]
You sure thats a beer sigod? Looks like a girlie shandy to me!!!
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Hey, shandy can be a man's drink if you take the little umberella out 
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Fair enough. Thats what I do 
Not drinking it through a pink swirly straw also helps, I find.
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Ultimately bored by endless ecstasy!
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Jim Garten
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Posted: November 10 2004 at 07:31 |
James Lee wrote:
...but milk makes me highly flatulent. That won't help anyone else's mood |
Oh yes it will - flatulence is nature's way of reminding you you're a true man, and it's time to have a damned good belly-laugh (or trouser-cough), just like all us true men do!
+++hides Marc Almond CDs behind crusty copy of 'Men Only'+++
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