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Points: 4215 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 28 2004 at 12:02

Well I prefer Trent Reznor's "Closer" in intimate moments that will take you from boring to exciting in less than 60 seconds......
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Points: 12818 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 28 2004 at 10:43
Originally posted by James Lee James Lee wrote:

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The line from from that song I most often remember is that wonderful refrain: "Ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up the poop chute"

but that album also has the winsome love sonnet:



 corn hole.....................( but I'll avoid the next two words)

but ( with the faux Bob Dylan singing) lines like: ' When  we  tried to flush a tampooooooooooooon' or 'The toilet blow up the very next day' - just don't write them like that anymore....
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Points: 3525 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 28 2004 at 10:30
Originally posted by Dick Heath Dick Heath wrote:

Originally posted by James Lee James Lee wrote:

Whatever you do, don't put Zappa on. For a man whose discography is chock full of sex, he makes an uncomfortable environment in which to actually have it.



Zappa for killing passion on many a night if you are not careful!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Sex = explicitness" here, i.e. deliberate rudeness and the music is sometimes the better for it (some times not) - especially to shock the mothers of the revolution. My favourite Zappa is Broken Hearts Is For A******es (ex. Shiek Yerbouti) because it was the catalyst that  got me out the doldrums of a major  broken heart - that specific line was smack on in my circumstances.

The line from from that song I most often remember is that wonderful refrain: "Ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up the poop chute"

but that album also has the winsome love sonnet:

"And while
I was inside
I mighta been
Undignified
And that is maybe
Why you cried
I don't know
Maybe so,
But what's the difference now?

I have been in you, baby
You have been in me
Aw' little girl, there ain't no time
To wash yer stinky hand
Go 'head 'n roll over
I'm goin' in you again
In you again
In you again
In you again . . . "

Just perfect for occasions of tender intimacy!
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Points: 12818 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 28 2004 at 09:43
Originally posted by James Lee James Lee wrote:

Whatever you do, don't put Zappa on. For a man whose discography is chock full of sex, he makes an uncomfortable environment in which to actually have it.



Zappa for killing passion on many a night if you are not careful!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Sex = explicitness" here, i.e. deliberate rudeness and the music is sometimes the better for it (some times not) - especially to shock the mothers of the revolution. My favourite Zappa is Broken Hearts Is For A******es (ex. Shiek Yerbouti) because it was the catalyst that  got me out the doldrums of a major  broken heart - that specific line was smack on in my circumstances.
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Points: 12818 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 28 2004 at 09:36
Originally posted by threefates threefates wrote:

Play Tarkus a little more, and you will start to get the better end of the stick...



Shall we dance?
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Points: 4215 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 27 2004 at 23:29
I'm so glad you can read between my lines, Land...
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Points: 1492 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 27 2004 at 23:28
Originally posted by threefates threefates wrote:

Well Dude, if you've got something to offer... by all means.. intrude...

Naughty, naughty, naughty...  

 
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Well Dude, if you've got something to offer... by all means.. intrude...

 
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Points: 1338 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 27 2004 at 22:54

will you two stop with the innuendo stuff!!!

 

good greif, i feel like im intruding

where are my binoculars?
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Points: 4215 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 27 2004 at 21:40
ah but you know that crazy armadillo tank doesn't get even a mention in the song lyrics of that entire album... so you don't even remember he's around..
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my only objection to "Tarkus" is that robot armadillo tanks rarely help arouse me...but that's just me. Now, fem-bots, that's another story

Whatever you do, don't put Zappa on. For a man whose discography is chock full of sex, he makes an uncomfortable environment in which to actually have it.

I'm gonna have to try it with Anglagard's "Epilog"- instrumental albums seem to work best.

I heartily recommend anything by Segovia...you have no idea what flamenco can do to a woman (or do you?). If you really want the full duende, go to an actual flamenco performance (not the stuffy recitals, but the dances for which the music was intended). I can almost guarantee anyone you take to a flamenco party will get in the mood. Conversely, Mezquita doesn't seem to work as well- the vocals are a little distracting.

 
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Originally posted by Dick Heath Dick Heath wrote:

Originally posted by threefates threefates wrote:

Oh Dick.. you know me better than that.... of course I was...


 I was getting the wrong end of the stick then...............Embarrassed


Play Tarkus a little more, and you will start to get the better end of the stick...
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Points: 4215 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 27 2004 at 21:00
Yes, that is my last name...and my fathers... my 2 brothers....and now my son...
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Points: 12818 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 27 2004 at 20:47
Originally posted by threefates threefates wrote:

Oh Dick.. you know me better than that.... of course I was...


 I was getting the wrong end of the stick then...............Embarrassed


[BTW you did once say you were a Heath, didn't you????////////////]
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Points: 4215 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 27 2004 at 20:39
Oh Dick.. you know me better than that.... of course I was...
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Points: 12818 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 27 2004 at 20:32
Originally posted by threefates threefates wrote:

I'm generally wishing I was on my knees....


That thought had me thinking - but I assume you are not talking the bonking threadEmbarrassed here..........................
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Points: 12818 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 27 2004 at 20:29
Originally posted by James Lee James Lee wrote:

[QUOTE=richardh][QUOTE=James Lee][QUOTE=richardh]

wait, how do we know that "richardh" and "Dick Heath" aren't the same person- Dick being a nickname for richard, and H could stand for Heath...I'm on to you!

 


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Tarkus is a sexy album !!!... OMG...by the time Greg comes in with "Clear the battlefield..and let me see" ... I'm generally wishing I was on my knees....
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Points: 1338 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 27 2004 at 07:53

ELP=SEX??

CANT SEE IT MYSELF

BUT AS I THINK I MENTIONED SOME MONTHS AGO IN ANOTHER THRAED I HAD AN EXGIRLFREIND WHO THOUGHT "TARKUS" WAS A SEXY ALBUM

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Points: 3525 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 27 2004 at 03:10
Originally posted by richardh richardh wrote:

Originally posted by James Lee James Lee wrote:

Originally posted by richardh richardh wrote:

Anybody else care to confess what music they bonk to.............................(but please no photographs)?

Now that's a fine idea for a thread!

I'll start the ball rolling (er...we can expect many more of these double entendres if the topic takes off...) with the 2nd side of King Crimson's "Starless and Bible Black"; I'll always remember an extremely sweaty, nasty, and almost transcendental experience that accompanied "Fracture". Just don't mention it to my wife- it was slightly before her time

I never wrote that!

 

Whoops, that was Dick Heath

and the moral is: never edit your quotes

wait, how do we know that "richardh" and "Dick Heath" aren't the same person- Dick being a nickname for richard, and H could stand for Heath...I'm on to you!

 
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