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Bull penis, anyone?
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^ No thanks, I'm trying not to begin.

I don't know what string theory is, but if it weren't for Kafka & Bukowski & Céline & some other guys, I would probably not finish this sentence with the word "fudge."
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Intellegence is overrated, I mean, who needs String Theory and Literature anyway?

Cigars anyone?
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Any spare bull penis around?
 
I'm in dire need.
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There was a time
when I would find
the best minds of my generation
engaged in profound conversation
with partially chewed penises
hanging from their mouths -
oh, how I'd like to get my teeth on
     one of those penises, those fresh,
     succulent bull penises . . .
but now,
every time I post here
I get a few replies
and then:

S
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      E

why
is
it
so?

I
do
not
know.
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Originally posted by Neurotarkus Neurotarkus wrote:

only if you can eat an entire steer in five plus forty seconds without stopping for a drink!
I can do that. Easy.
Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp!

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Originally posted by Bucsdude Bucsdude wrote:

I'm  a graduate at MIT and I have an IQ of 160 can I join
 
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only if you can eat an entire steer in five plus forty seconds without stopping for a drink!
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I'm  a graduate at MIT and I have an IQ of 160 can I join
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To be honest I'm not a big fan of silly costumes and upbeat music. I want my penises ready on the plate.
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You might learn something at the YMCA
 
It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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But I know nothing about the Village People! Cry
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A load of guys on a Village People Appreciation website?
It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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I want to talk about penises. Who's with me?
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^ and ^^ together
 
 
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Where I come from we eat flatulists like you for breakfast.
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I fart in your general directions, you miscreant rodent.
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Jacques Derrida sucks.
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Originally posted by JJLehto JJLehto wrote:

It's getting awfully penisy in here, chaps

Got back from an intense game of monopoly. I won of course. My superior intellect was just too much for them and I ended up owning the whole board, and threw them on the streets! I later threw them in jail for being poor and unintelligent.


WHY? You should have lured them into one of your properties and offered them drinks, which of course are spiked. You then take the incapacitated fools to your ranch upstate, where you force them to farm turnips for the rest of their lives, making you even more money. I know how these things go down.
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It's getting awfully penisy in here, chaps

Got back from an intense game of monopoly. I won of course. My superior intellect was just too much for them and I ended up owning the whole board, and threw them on the streets! I later threw them in jail for being poor and unintelligent.
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