Post-Rock Titles

I Wouldnt Mind That, Good Teeth Treatment and Other Fettishes by Vom-Pattey.

Have I Told You About My Cousin Kevin, The One Who's Living In Dublin, And Who's Got This Fantastic Collection of Horror B-Movies Posters?

One Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away, But The Daleks Never Grew Fruits On Their Planet.

Ars Longa, Vita Brevis, Alea Jacta Est, Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum, Dura Lex Sed Lex, But I Eventually Failed My Latin Exam.

One Cannot Tell How Fresh a Prepackaged Salmon Fillet Is by Examining the Colour of Its Eyes (Which It Does Not Have)

Number Of Naked People Spotted On My Recent Trip To San Francisco: One

We Ground Coffee Beans Under an Infrared Sun Outside in the Yard While Eating Hot Dogs in the Poconos

Eleven Years Later, And Gretchen Is Still Trying To Make 'Fetch' Happen

Humans Create Lies Like Bees Create Honey And They Are Just As Sweet

List of African-American Astronauts Who Have Not Travelled into Space

Arguing with Edward is Like Pooping Out of a Car Window on the Ohio Turnpike

The Life That We All Must Suffer Through Whilst Journeying Ever Closer To A Cold But Comforting Grave