The M00dy N00bs

The Whistler wrote: That reminds me...once, to emphasize how little I'd like to purchase a Yoko Ono album, I said, "I'd rather have a record with forty minutes of Ian Anderson and Martin Barre throwing up in a bucket, then dumping it on nuns!"

tardis wrote: Philéas wrote: inpraiseoffolly wrote:      Goddamnit, I paid money for that.      I can regurgitate it if you want. It didn't taste very nice anyway... Record the sound of you puking it up! Maybe you could throw it in the mix somewhere...

tardis wrote: Philéas wrote: inpraiseoffolly wrote:      Goddamnit, I paid money for that.      I can regurgitate it if you want. It didn't taste very nice anyway... Record the sound of you puking it up! Maybe you could throw it in the mix somewhere...

Yes indeed. We can record all your various retches and put them together like Pink Floyd did on money...
    

Atavachron wrote: The Whistler wrote: Hey! I double on uke! In fact, I compose all our stuff on uke, because I can't fit the guitar into this little room! There should be an album where we all play ukes! For forty minutes! It'll be a space rock opera! Absolutely-- or better yet, a Spock race opera. It's all about Vulcan history and the tragic consequences of their savage past, redeemed by logic and a profittable franchise. It's sure to be the project that puts the nails in the coffin of this band

    
We could call it:

The Lies and Balls of Lizzy Starlust and the Vulcans are Tarred (And Feathered)

Jean Slogan for a Profittable Business

Do you want to hear the hip rubbing sounds
that could deafen your only man
so he cannot hear you complain
swish swish swish
Do you want to hear the hip rubbing sounds
that could deafen your only man
and cause him great pain
swish swish swish

Do you have multiple men
Who you want to deafen
Do you like committing sin
Wish you swishy-washy attitude
Do you have anybody who
still has some hearing that you
could throw in the garbage bin
to prove you've got a tude

swish swish swish
swish swish swish
just put us on and swish about
swish swish swish
swish swish swish
so you will no longer pout

Oh shoot
I forgot
W00t
Swish Swish Swish
Like a fish in overalls
Do you covet all
your neighbor has
well draw your last breath
we've got to stone you to death
It says so in the book
But swish until you die
With your fat lady hips
And maybe you can right the ship
If we cannot hear the prosecutor
But before you think to cross the fence
Remember we also cannot hear the defense

The Whistler wrote: YEAH! We'll include some pompous liner notes (with over the top pictures) to explain how that ties in with Praise 'o Folly's lyrics! I'll sart figuring out chord progressions!

Tell me when you're finished, so that I can add satire..err... sitar parts! And maybe some psychedelic uke sounds aswell!

Atavachron wrote: The Whistler wrote: Hey! I double on uke! In fact, I compose all our stuff on uke, because I can't fit the guitar into this little room! There should be an album where we all play ukes! For forty minutes! It'll be a space rock opera! Absolutely-- or better yet, a Spock race opera. It's all about Vulcan history and the tragic consequences of their savage past, redeemed by logic and a profittable franchise. It's sure to be the project that puts the nails in the coffin of this band

Philéas wrote: inpraiseoffolly wrote: Also, what happened to the accordion? Oh, sorry. I was hungry, so I ate it.

    
Goddamnit, I paid money for that.
    

Edited by inpraiseoffolly - November 04 2006 at 23:58

inpraiseoffolly wrote: Also, what happened to the accordion?

Oh, sorry. I was hungry, so I ate it.

Preferably ent timber.  

on a side note, airheads are the new LSD. Get on 'em.