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progaardvark 
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 Posted: May 19 2024 at 14:47 |
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Let's update the big box that has the farts in it.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 16 2024 at 13:38 |
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I didn't realize that the interview for the role of an asteroid would be so grueling.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 16 2024 at 13:38 |
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Saturdays always feel like an episode of Frasier.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 15 2024 at 08:32 |
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I'm bumfuzzled about all the gardyloo in this town.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 15 2024 at 08:30 |
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Mayonnaise in one chelidon, ketchup in the other chelidon.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 14 2024 at 08:40 |
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Another baffling day bouncing gerunds around.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 14 2024 at 08:37 |
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Thanks for the fused participle!
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 13 2024 at 06:11 |
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Saturn is covered in pubic hairs. That's why it floats in a pool.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Posted: May 13 2024 at 06:08 |
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Barking at recliners.
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 12 2024 at 15:30 |
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I picked up a poop off the ground, climbed onto the roof, placed it gently onto a shingle, and then watched it for four straight hours before going inside to watch an episode of WKRP in Cincinnati.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Posted: May 11 2024 at 20:03 |
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Celery Generals.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Posted: May 10 2024 at 06:49 |
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I see that you have arrived at your nose.
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Posted: May 10 2024 at 06:48 |
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My cochlea is feeling a bit more hydroarchaeological this morning.
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Posted: May 09 2024 at 07:34 |
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You always smell like sh*t and pancakes.
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Posted: May 09 2024 at 07:33 |
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I hear the squeaks of a triceratops in the laundry room.
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Posted: May 08 2024 at 08:31 |
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I should have taped a pack of 1989 Donruss to my door.
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Posted: May 08 2024 at 08:28 |
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I'm using my rear legs to count the new pajamas.
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Posted: May 07 2024 at 05:02 |
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If it wasn't meant to be, that why do I keep thinking about it?
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Posted: May 07 2024 at 05:00 |
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I was lucky to be there when Nolan Ryan passed out K-Mart bags.
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Posted: May 06 2024 at 08:44 |
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Snorkeling around Pittsburgh.
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