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Philéas
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 00:32 |
The problem with the metal album is that it wouldn't be very progressive. So for the sake of progression, I say we add some psychedelic sitar soloing. One more thing, should it contain growling, or should we invent our own, highly progressive, singing style?
Edited by Philéas - November 05 2006 at 00:34
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Atavachron
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 00:32 |
heyitsthatguy wrote:
sorry for joining so late, but could I perchance have a guitar solo on one spot? whatever style, I'm fine with it
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You're most welcome heyitsthatguy to play a solo, I'm sure there's room though you may not be credited-- you know, like Eric Clapton on 'While My Guitar...' Just part of the deal. Also, technically you are neither moody nor a n00b, but that's o.k.
Also- you guys need a producer. I suggest Geck0. If he can't do it, try Steve Lillywhite or George Martin, I just spoke to their people and they're thrilled
Edited by Atavachron - November 05 2006 at 00:34
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The Whistler
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 00:30 |
Hey! You can't say w**ker? That's not very metal!
Guys, we're writing a metal album to protest that! Let's call it, "You've Heard This Solo Before."
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Philéas
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 00:28 |
^Great song title. Song features the sound of The Whistler shooting squirrels. Extremely progressive.
Edited by Philéas - November 05 2006 at 00:29
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The Whistler
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 00:27 |
Alright! Looks like those guns are gonna come in handy!
KIDS! WE'RE EATIN' SQUIRREL TO-NITE!
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Philéas
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 00:27 |
heyitsthatguy wrote:
sorry for joining so late, but could I perchance have a guitar solo on one spot? whatever style, I'm fine with it |
Only if it is excessively w**ky.
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Atavachron
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 00:24 |
The Whistler wrote:
MTV? Bah! I'm waiting for a behind the music-esque spot on VH1! |
I just booked us on a 'where are they now?' special they're doing on bands both forgotten about *and* hated in their time. Unfortunately it's on the Outdoor Life Network which isn't our target audience...but we'll work that out
Edited by Atavachron - November 05 2006 at 00:24
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heyitsthatguy
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 00:24 |
sorry for joining so late, but could I perchance have a guitar solo on one spot? whatever style, I'm fine with it
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Philéas
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 00:22 |
Then I guess he is prepared to pay. Do you think he can pay a hugely expensive custom made electric sitar with loads of unnecessary but costly functions aswell?
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 00:21 |
The Whistler wrote:
Okay, if InPraiseOf is out, so am I. I quit. |
You always complicate everything, The Whistler (though I'm glad you care for me).
By the way, our next album (and I'm working on the lyrics right now), a right wing lament over the liberal American northeast. We call it:
Selling New England by the Pound.
I'll be back for real in an hour or so.
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The Whistler
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 00:20 |
He's the one who keeps urging us to be overeager overture-ers.
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Philéas
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 00:19 |
inpraiseoffolly wrote:
Yes, but only if you play just the right notes so that it sounds like
the sitar is saying dirty words after each time one of the two throws
up. |
I'll need some very expensive custom made effect pedals for that to be possible. Will our roadie/tech/embezzler/press agent/pimp/manager pay those?
Edited by Philéas - November 05 2006 at 00:19
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The Whistler
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 00:18 |
Okay, if InPraiseOf is out, so am I. I quit.
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 00:17 |
I have to go, I hope to be right back, maybe I'll have some new lyrics when I am back.
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The Whistler
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 00:16 |
MTV? Bah! I'm waiting for a behind the music-esque spot on VH1!
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 00:16 |
Philéas wrote:
Can I record a 40 minute sitarsolo over the Anderson and Barre bit?
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Yes, but only if you play just the right notes so that it sounds like the sitar is saying dirty words after each time one of the two throws up.
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 00:15 |
Philéas wrote:
The Whistler wrote:
That reminds me...once, to emphasize how little I'd like to
purchase a Yoko Ono album, I said, "I'd rather have a record with forty
minutes of Ian Anderson and Martin Barre throwing up in a bucket, then
dumping it on nuns!" | Great idea for a video to one of our hits!
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We could put that video as the music vid to our second half of the doulbe LP, and hack into MTV and force them to show it.
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Philéas
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 00:14 |
Can I record a 40 minute sitarsolo over the Anderson and Barre bit?
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The Whistler
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 00:13 |
Well, we need to get more "just artsy" people in here! Like Pete Sinfeld and was-his-name Geiger!
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 00:13 |
The Whistler wrote:
That reminds me...once, to emphasize how little I'd like to purchase a Yoko Ono album, I said, "I'd rather have a record with forty minutes of Ian Anderson and Martin Barre throwing up in a bucket, then dumping it on nuns!" |
OK. We can release a double album, one with the ukes, and one with Anderson and Barre retching onto nuns.
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