The Ranting Room

prog-chick wrote: Yeah, my son Charles is gutted about that..........he was looking forward to being king!

Your Majesty?



+++sound of man falling over whilst trying to simultaneously curtsie, drink coffee & type+++

That should have been choose...

Ah, I didn't know you had a son Charles, fair enough!

I think Harry's cool, but he's not the son of old Charlie!  He's definitely the son of James Hewitt and Diana.  It's been speculated but never proven.  People keep trying to get a lock of his hair, so they can get DNA, but they've yet to do so.  I am sure he knows he's not the son of Charlie, I hope so!

Oh and of Charles does become King, he won't be called King Charles, he'll probably choice another name.


Edited by Geck0 - May 24 2006 at 07:01

It's lucky Harry isn't an only child... because he'd be a b*****d King!

Edited by Geck0 - May 24 2006 at 06:26

I don't know how this particular rant of mine will go down, but hey, I don't care...

The Prince Of Wales -

Heir to the ancient throne of England -

Defender Of The Faith in waiting (and waiting, and waiting...) -

Expert on all things environmental, architectural, ecological, homeopathic, alternative, organic and countryside related (to the extent that he even married a horse recently) -

An open letter -

Sir,

With all due respect to your position and title:

Will you please, just for once shut the ++++ up until you know what the bloody hell you're talking about!

Thank you -

Yours sincerely,

All those who are fed up of you popping up in every vaguely "right-on" forum you can get to in order to regale us with your vast wealth of knowledge (ie half-truths, unsubstantiated semi-facts, rumour, conjecture and plain old fashioned twaddle) in the sure and certain knowledge that your mother is only holding grimly onto the throne to prevent our being "ruled" by a man with his head so far up his own bottom he cannot see that his second born son looks nothing like his "parents" but increasingly like his late wife's (Gawd bless the late blue-blooded Sloan brood-mare) close friend, James Hewitt...

Blacksword wrote: but any advert where someone is shouting at me to buy something really gets me seething. The wost is the advert for 'Safestyle UK' Windows. Now I can't remember the name of this loathsome, bearded northern d!ckhead, but he shouts, repeatedly 'You buy one, you get one free, I SAID YOU BUY ONE YOU GET ONE FREE!!!' This is repeated at great volume, maybe three times, perhaps for the benefit of the elderly or anyone with a short term memory problem. As for me, I find myself shouting back at the TV 'You shout at me you b&stard, you get my boot in your nuts. I SAID, YOU SHOUT AT ME YOU B&STARD, YOU GET MY BOOT IN YOUR NUTS!!

Would this be the gentleman to whom you refer...?

    

I really tried to find a picture of him in that fetching white tuxedo he used to wear occasionally.

...so we agree, then:

Abstrakt wrote: What is this about?

Were ranting about things that generally anoy us, but it just seems its us brits that enjoy a good rant

Sunday drivers!

Hooray for them... (tongue firmly in cheek)

Yes, you are correct.  I've never been to Stevenage or Ely.  But a lot of Cambridgeshire and Essex is getting built over.  Stansted is expanding and apparently they're demolishing whole villages!  That is dispicable!

Berkshire................ sheeesh! no offense guys but we have a phrase in our house........."berskshire girl!" and it is NOT a compliment!!!

we drive past Stevenage on my way "home" to Norfolk when I go visit.......... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yum!
But has anyone seen what they've done to Ely recently? I swear that place is ten times larger than it was 15 years ago!

its ok if you are mobile, all these places are near gorgeous countryside........... but if you don't have transport you are stuffed. We are getting TOO crowded , way way too crowded..........try driving anywhere on a bank holiday weekend......TOO MANY FREAKIN PEOPLE............


and calm...........................
breathe in.............and out...............

P-C x

^doesnt mean we cant sort something out.