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Robert Fripp is an 'OVERATED' talentless kn0b with sh!t for brains. He has not had a single good idea in almost 40 years of making crap music!!! His music is an 'acquired' taste at best, but more often directionless, ear piercing drivel designed to grate and annoy rather than bring pleasure. Anyone who enjoys his music is simply 'wired up' inncorrectly, and is probably a big virgin too!

 That feels better....

Personally I think he's alright...but there you go...

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 12 2006 at 07:54

I am the MOST SKILLED, MOST TALENTED, MOST VERSATILE prog drummer in this forum!!!

Anyone who does not believe that obvious truth will be skinned alive, dipped in 90% isopropyl alcohol- rocksalt solution, and his skin will serve as my snare batter head!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

 

 

Geez, that really felt good....


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 12 2006 at 06:01
ABBA RULES OK and if you don't agree you can go slap a haddock
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 12 2006 at 05:13

If you don't like ELP, you are a rotter!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 12 2006 at 04:57
Dream Theater is not just 10 minute songs with 15 solo sections, and 1million notes per bar. If you want that, listen to Dragonforce.

No offense meant to one of my mates who will probably read this :D
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 12 2006 at 04:27

NEO PROG is the greatest thing invented since boiling water!!!!! And if you believe this , you might want to take a dip in that water

 

 

Wow, I got it out of my system!!!



Edited by Sean Trane
let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter
keep our sand-castle virtues
content to be a doer
as well as a thinker,
prefer lifting our pen
rather than un-sheath our sword
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 12 2006 at 03:32
You know what I'm going to say, don't you...?





You can probably guess the band I am about to refer to, can't you?




If you know the band, you definitely know the album of theirs to which I am about to make reference...




Ready?




I am sooooo looking forward to this....




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'The Sentinel' by Pallas is one of the greatest albums ever recorded and PWNS the entire creative output of every 1970's so-called prog band



... 'ang on...



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 12 2006 at 01:35
Originally posted by stonebeard stonebeard wrote:

Alex Trebek withous a moustache is no Alex Trebek at all!!!

^ NO!

^ YES!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2006 at 23:41

Alex Trebek withous a moustache is no Alex Trebek at all!!!

^ NO!

^ YES!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2006 at 23:09

I'm impressed you guys have managed to keep this thread open this long...

Since we're on the subject of look-alikes, I couldn't help but notice this little garden knick-knack

 

 

 

 

 

looks an awful lot like

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2006 at 22:35
SKELETOR
true as a lobster in a pteredaktyl's underpants.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2006 at 22:27
Originally posted by Peter Rideout Peter Rideout wrote:

Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

If you do not acknowledge this similarity, then you shall be shot in the head with an elephant gun filled with mixed punk cds.

and

ShockedThe nefarious Red X strikes again!

 

 

This guy, Cyggie?

I get no Red X.

Let's try this again:

and

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2006 at 22:26
Haha, I see it No, that's a different pic that has nothing to do with Howe. But I'll acknowlege the similarity for I'd rather get shot with diarrhea from a fire hose then punk cds!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2006 at 22:23
Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

If you do not acknowledge this similarity, then you shall be shot in the head with an elephant gun filled with mixed punk cds.

and

ShockedThe nefarious Red X strikes again!

 

 

This guy, Cyggie?



Edited by Peter Rideout - November 25 2006 at 03:11
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2006 at 22:14

If you do not acknowledge this similarity, then you shall be shot in the head with an elephant gun filled with mixed punk cds.

and

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2006 at 22:12
Originally posted by Trotsky Trotsky wrote:

TROTSKY IS A RABID, FOAMING, TEETH-GNASHING, PUPPY-KILLING COMMUNIST!

Hmm! I don't know about the real Trotsky, but if you're referring to the Forum Admin guy, you got 4 out of 5!




 


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2006 at 22:12

WHO CARES IF PINK FLOYD ARE AVERAGE MUCISIANS THEY ARE IN THE SAME LEAGUE AS RUSH AND GENESIS.  IF YOU DISAGREE THEN YOU NEED TO EXAMINE YOUR EARS

 



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true as a lobster in a pteredaktyl's underpants.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2006 at 22:10
^I assume it's the communist part that he got wrong?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2006 at 22:07
TROTSKY IS A RABID, FOAMING, TEETH-GNASHING, PUPPY-KILLING COMMUNIST!

Hmm! I don't know about the real Trotsky, but if you're referring to the Forum Admin guy, you got 4 out of 5!
"Death to Utopia! Death to faith! Death to love! Death to hope?" thunders the 20th century. "Surrender, you pathetic dreamer.”

"No" replies the unhumbled optimist "You are only the present."
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2006 at 22:06
Tool IS prog metal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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