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Dan Bobrowski
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Topic: Thuh Musik Industry Sux! Posted: August 14 2005 at 19:20 |
The picture was posed ready to push that black and white charm Highlighted in gloss and calligraphy for that rock and roll impact You've got to wear your pout and your million dollar smile Or look like the blues and you have been hanging out for a while
I cried inside when I saw it all done for the cause of art And I've got to laugh when I see your sincerity
The simple things that seemed so good just don't taste the same The projection's in need of a focus, it's all out of frame
It's not that the price has been set too high It's never too high It's just that I'm not sure I want... To sell to those that want to buy Go through hell for those that want to buy Please don't take me the wrong way If I don't excel for those that want to buy
Who's to say our voice should not be heard Contrary to your opinion we will not go away If something like this meant so much to you Would you walk away and leave it Or die with the taste still in your mouth?
Mine is might I am that's right, a bastard with a point So you think your artistic insecurity can be shielded? Cellophane personalities keep you nice and fresh I sit with pen in hand wondering what to write Should I cut myself and paint in crimson Or use my plastic argument? You sample words and collect the royalties You're stereotyped with gold in hand I'm naked for the world to see
The thing I think that scares me the most Is that talent is seldom considered It's all in a name as the waiting game Grows tight around your throat I'm sick of being passed on this time I'm bored with all of your letters They just hang on the wall for all to see who the next fool is
Skeleton bound delusions, freaks inside your head Come to life as you realize insane is not so bad We must be daft to want more rope To feed the cause you criticize We took the time to turn your heads Now you will see what we're after lyrics by ray and brett
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noisegenerator
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Posted: August 14 2005 at 12:06 |
Interesting, there is so much stuff out there. I only knew Queen´s Death on Two Legs so far.
I do not know if Led Zeppelin did any kind of song like the above but they often mentioned (in interviews) that they weren´t interested in releasing any singles anymore due to pressure from the record company (before they founded their own label).
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frenchie
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Posted: August 09 2005 at 16:59 |
GoldenSpiral wrote:
tool's Hooker With a Penis, critical of those who accuse bands of "selling out"
I met a boy wearing Vans 501s and a Dope Beastie tee nipple rings and New tattoos that claimed that he Was OGT From '92 The first EP. And in between Sips of Coke He told me that He thought We were sellin' out Layin' down Suckin' up To the man.
Well now I've got some A dvice for you little buddy. Before you point the finger You should know that I'm the man
And if I'm the man
Then you're the man, and He's the man as well so you can Point that f**kin' finger up your ass.
All you know about me is what I've sold you,
Dumb f**k.
I sold out long before you ever even
heard my name.
I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip sh*t, and you bought one.
| amazing song. its rare that tool ever let loose like that. most of their lyrics and songs are much more thought provoking and serious. this is still a very clever theme!
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MikeEnRegalia
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Posted: August 08 2005 at 18:13 |
Tiresias wrote:
Welcome to the Machine by Pink Floyd
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Closely followed () by Have a Cigar.
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Tiresias
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Posted: August 08 2005 at 18:11 |
Welcome to the Machine by Pink Floyd
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Wh'ghal ng'fth mglw'y Ry'leh, Cthulhu fhtagn...
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Velvetclown
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Posted: August 08 2005 at 11:40 |
Tinsel Town Rebellion Frank Zappa
From Madam Wong's to Starwood
To the Whiskey on the Strip
You can hear the crashing, blasting strum
Of bands that come to be real hip
And get a record contract
From a talent scout some day
They'll sell their ass, their cocks and balls
They'll take the check 'n walk away
If they're lucky they'll get famous
For a week or two perhaps
They'll buy some ugly clothes to wear
And hope the business don't collapse
Before some stupid magazine
Decides they're really good
They're a Tinsel Town Rebellion Band
From downtown Hollywood
Tinsel Town Rebellion,
Tinsel Town Rebellion Band
It's a little bitty Tinsel Town Rebellion
A Tinsel Town Rebellion Band
They used to play all kinds of stuff
And some of it was nice
Some of it was musical
But then they took some guy's advice
To get a record deal, he said,
They would have to be more punk
Forget their chops and play real dumb
Or else they would be sunk
So off they go to S.I.R. to learn some stupid riffs
And practice all their poses
In between their powder sniffs
Chop a line now, snort it up now
And when they think they've got it
They launch a new career
Who gives a f**k if what they play
Is somewhat insincere
Did you know that in Tinsel Town the people down there
Think that substance is a bore
And if your New Wave group looks good
They'll hurry on back for more
Of leather groups and plastic groups
And groups that look real queer
The Tinsel Town aficionados
Come to see and not to hear
But then again this system works
As perfect as a dream
It works for all of those record company pricks
Who come to skim the cream
From the cesspools of excitement
Where Jim Morrison once stood
It's the Tinsel Town Rebellion
From downtown Hollywood
Is everybody happy?
Oh, never mind!
No problem
Edited by Velvetclown
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GoldenSpiral
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Posted: August 08 2005 at 11:23 |
tool's Hooker With a Penis, critical of those who accuse bands of "selling out"
I met a boy wearing Vans 501s and a Dope Beastie tee nipple rings and New tattoos that claimed that he Was OGT From '92 The first EP. And in between Sips of Coke He told me that He thought We were sellin' out Layin' down Suckin' up To the man.
Well now I've got some A dvice for you little buddy. Before you point the finger You should know that I'm the man
And if I'm the man
Then you're the man, and He's the man as well so you can Point that f**kin' finger up your ass.
All you know about me is what I've sold you,
Dumb f**k.
I sold out long before you ever even
heard my name.
I sold my soul to make a record,
Dip sh*t, and you bought one.
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Blacksword
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Posted: August 08 2005 at 11:14 |
Not prog, but I love these Lyrics from Morrissey, about both a fans adoration for a rock star, and also the record companies greedy tactics to cash in on the stars death...
Paint a Vulgar Picture - The Smiths
At the record company meeting On their hands - a dead star And oh, the plans they weave And oh, the sickening greed
At the record company party On their hands - a dead star The sycophantic sl*gs all say : "I knew him first, and I knew him well"
Re-issue ! Re-package ! Re-package ! Re-evaluate the songs Double-pack with a photograph Extra Track (and a tacky badge)
A-list, playlist "Please them , please them !" "Please them !" (sadly, THIS was your life)
But you could have said no If you'd wanted to You could have said no If you'd wanted to
BPI, MTV, BBC "Please them ! Please them !" (sadly this was your life)
But you could have said no If you'd wanted to You could have walked away ...Couldn't you ?
I touched you at the soundcheck You had no real way of knowing In my heart I begged "Take me with you ... I don't care where you're going..."
But to you I was faceless I was fawning, I was boring Just a child from those ugly new houses Who could never begin to know
Who could never really know Oh ...
Best of ! Most of ! Satiate the need Slip them into different sleeves ! Buy both, and feel deceived
Climber - new entry, re-entry World tour ! ("media whore") "Please the Press in Belgium !" (THIS was your life...)
And when it fails to recoup ? Well, maybe : You just haven't earned it yet, baby
I walked a pace behind you at the soundcheck You're just the same as I am What makes most people feel happy Leads us headlong into harm
So, in my bedroom in those 'ugly new houses' I danced my legs down to the knees But me and my 'true love' Will never meet again ...
At the record company meeting On their hands - at last ! - a dead star ! But they can never taint you in my eyes No, they can never touch you now
No, they cannot hurt you, my darling They cannot touch you now But me and my 'true love' Will never meet again
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Ultimately bored by endless ecstasy!
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BaldJean
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Posted: August 07 2005 at 20:10 |
Guru Guru's track "Was für 'ne Welt!" ("What a world!") from their album "Hey Du!" is self-ironic about them being in the studo with a displeased producer, but the lyrics are in German.
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A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta
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maani
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Posted: August 07 2005 at 19:48 |
How about a band thumbing its nose at the people who listen to them? To whit:
The Worst Band in the World (10CC)
It's one thing to know it, but another to admit We're the worst band in the world, but we don't give a...
If Garbo played guitar with Valentino on the drums Then we'd be nothing more than a bunch of darma bums, so Tune up...........tune up.......
Well we've never done a day's work in our life, and our records sell in zillions It irrigates my heart with greed...to know that you adore me Up yours...up mine...but up everybody's? That takes time! But we're working on it!..........working on it
We've never seen the van (leave it to the roadies) Never met the roadies (leave 'em in the van) All because of circumstances way beyond control We became the darlings of this thing called rock and roll
Oh, here I am a record on a juke box - a little piece of plastic with a hole Oh, play me....Buy me and you play me and my plastic turns to gold
Here we are together on your hi-fi - a little piece of plastic with a hole Fade me....fade me....fade me....fade me....
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DallasBryan
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Posted: August 07 2005 at 19:31 |
John Fogerty - Vanz cant dance
[Chorus:]
Vanz can't dance, but he'll steal your money,
Watch him or he'll rob you blind. (X 4)
[Chorus]
Out in the street a crowd is gatherin',
Pushed down by the heat of the building, they're
wantin' to dance.
Makin' their way up the street, a boy with a pig and a
radio;
Little Billy can work on the crowd, put 'em into a
trance,
For the little pig Vanz.
[Chorus]
You're watchin' 'em dance, not a care in the world;
So Billy and Vanz get busy, they're makin' their move;
The little pig knows what to do, he's silent and quick,
just like Oliver Twist;
Before it's over, your pocket is clean,
A four-legged thief paid a visit on you.
[Chorus x3]
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DallasBryan
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Posted: August 07 2005 at 19:27 |
Lyrics for King Of Hollywood by Eagles
Well he sits up there on his leatherette
And looks through pictures of the ones
that he hasn't had yet
When he thinks he wants a closer look
He gets out his little black telephone book
(He's calling)
(He's calling)
(He's calling)
(He's calling)
Come sit down here beside me honey
Let's have a little heart to heart
Now look at me and tell me darlin'
How badly do you want this part?
Are you willing to sacrifice
And are you willing to be real nice
All that talent and my good taste
I'd hate to see it go to waste
We gon' get you an apartment, honey
We gon' get you a car
Yeah, we gon' take care of you, darlin'
We gon' make you a movie star
For years I've seen 'em come and go
He says, "I've had 'em all, ya know"
I handled everything in my own way
I made 'em what they are today
After 'while, nothing was pretty
After 'while, everything got lost
Still, his jacuzzi runneth over
Still, he just couldn't get off
He's just another power junky
Just another silk-scarf monkey
You'd know it if you saw his stuff
The man just isn't big enough
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frenchie
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Posted: August 07 2005 at 18:19 |
escape from reality
"industry"
ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls step up and see the latest "best band in the world" this week we want you to release a hit single in the chart i promise you all lots of sluts to satisfy your hearts bigger house, swimming pool, expensive sports car if you want to work with me, i will make you all stars you, the singer, lets have you ditch that girl for a sham wife and let the whole world marvel at every second of your life
my new product i cant wait i cant wait to sell you...
hello boys, can i have a few words? i think that your new album is the best thing i've ever heard it must be great to recieve all this fame i'm sorry, to confess, i dont even know your names but that doesn't mean i dont love you anyway tell us all your secrets but don't tell us who you are i bet you love trashing hotel rooms and smashing your guitars your music and your pop just means everything to me do you think it would be okay if i could kiss your ass on live tv?
my new product i cant wait i cant wait to sell you...
join us... join us...
what do you mean no?
no??? NO!!! are you taking the f**king piss?!? how dare you turn down a great offer like this!!! i gave you everything, offered you the world now you get nothing, no money, cars or girls you could have been huge, but you wont sell out now i'm really going to show you what hell is all about...
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Certif1ed
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Posted: August 07 2005 at 16:50 |
Spirit of Radio
Begin the day With a friendly voice A companion, unobtrusive Plays that song that’s so elusive And the magic music makes your morning mood
Off on your way Hit the open road There is magic at your fingers For the spirit ever lingers Undemanding contact In your happy solitude
Invisible airwaves Crackle with life Bright antennae bristle With the energy Emotional feedback On a timeless wavelength Bearing a gift beyond price --- Almost free...
All this machinery Making modern music Can still be open-hearted Not so coldly charted It’s really just a question Of your honesty
One likes to believe In the freedom of music But glittering prizes And endless compromises Shatter the illusion Of integrity
For the words of the profits Are written on the studio wall, Concert hall --- Echoes with the sounds... Of salesmen.
My italics highlight the recent Sony payola exposure that few people seem to have even batted an eyelid about.
What can you do against the media moguls that all act illegally, and treat their customers as the criminals when you're addicted to their opium?
Edited by Certif1ed
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maani
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Posted: August 07 2005 at 13:03 |
Herewith, the aforementioned "Liarbird":
I Bought Myself A Liarbird (XTC)
I bought myself a liarbird - he came with free drinks just to blur The lies falling out like rain on an average English summer's afternoon
I bought myself a new notebook - sharpened my guitar and went to look If this biz was just as bongo as the liarbird made out
All he would say is "I can make you famous" - All he would say All he would say - "Just like a household name" is all he would say
Methinks world is for you, made of what you believe If it's false or it's true, you can read it in your Bible Or on the back of this record sleeve
I bought myself a liarbird - things got more and more absurd It changed to a cuckoo and expanded filling up with all I gave
I bought myself a big mistake - he grew too greedy, bough will break And then we will find that liarbirds are really flightless on their own
All he would say is "I can make you famous" - All he would say All he would say - "Just like a household name" is all he would say
Methinks world is for you, there's no handing it back If it's false or it's true, you can read it in your prayer book Or on the back of a Corn Flakes pack
I gave away a liarbird - a couple less drinks and now I've heard The truth shining out like sun on an average English winter's afternoon
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Scrambled_Eggs
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Posted: August 07 2005 at 12:15 |
Besides being an interesting Sci-Fi tale, the lyrics to the song "2112" also refers to the music industry and the fact that Rush was asked to make more radio-friendly music, after the poor showing of "Caress of Steel." Thank God they did just the opposite.
Edited by Scrambled_Eggs
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And I am not frightened of dying, any time will do, I
don't mind. Why should I be frightened of dying?
There's no reason for it, you've gotta go sometime.
I never said I was frightened of dying.
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TheProgtologist
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Posted: August 07 2005 at 08:00 |
Damn....I see Mike already got to Kevin Gilbert's The Shaming of the True.One of the biggest jabs at the music industry EVER.
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MikeEnRegalia
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Posted: August 06 2005 at 20:39 |
Here's another song from Gilbert's Shaming of the True:
. . . It’s got tattoos, it’s got a pierced hood it’s got generation X It’s got lesbians, and vitriol, and sadomasochistic latex sex It’s got Mighty Morphin’ power brokers, and Tanya Harding nude Macrobiotic lacto-vegen non-confrontational free range food It’s got the handshake, peace talk, non-aggression pact A multicultural interracial non-segregated historical fact . Say Amen. Hallelujah! Say Amen It’s a certifiable number one smash Hallelujah. Amen. Certifiable undeniable solid platinum number one smash. . It’s got more hooks than a tackle box , it’s got really loud guitars It’s got a blasting cap in the fertilizer, got the secret anguish of the network stars It’s anti-fur, it’s unplugged, it’s got an OK from the Pope Got art nails and a Wonderbra, and dread lock blunt rolled Buddha dope Got the head nod, the finger pistol, the nose up in your crack Montel, and Geraldo, and the women who hate the men that hate them back . Say Amen! Hallelujah! Say Amen It’s a certifiable number one smash Hallelujah! Amen! Certifiable undeniable solid platinum number one smash. . Video Pitch: . Now I gotta tell ya about the video idea…your really gonna love this! We start out in one of these rural churches in the middle of Alabama somewhere and they’re havin’ this gigantic rave up gospel church festival with fat women with their hands in the air yellin’ amen and hallelujah and our boy, our hero, he’s right in the middle of it and religious fervor is just exploding off of his body behind the alter of this church there’s this gigantic icon of a black Jesus Christ…who our boy later licks. Smash cut to him on a hillside dancing wildly, half naked, with his undulating midriff sweating profusely in front of hundreds and hundreds of burning crosses Smash cut back to the church only now it’s not a church right, it’s a courtroom and the priest has become a judge and the choir’s become the Jury and black Jesus is on trial for raping our boy So this really angry contingent of fat trucker lookin’ guys sweeps up black Jesus beats him senseless and throws him in prison where our boy takes pity on him, goes to him, weeps in front of the bars and then gives him a hand job through them. but it’s all shot by Herb Ritz so it’s really beautiful and you feel sorry for both of them All right, all right…so that we don’t offend everybody in the whole f**king world at this point these two gigantic beautiful red velvet curtains close from either side of the screen and then reopen and the whole cast of the video takes a bow like it was a play or somethin’ right!…get it? All right well, if you don’t get that you’ll get this…when those receipts start tearin’ in from all over the world you’re gonna kick the almighty god ass my friends because sixty billion flag waving fans in every stadium in the f**king planet are gonna be yellin’!… . Sequins, bell bottoms , peace and hope and love OJ and VR and Elvis Jackson with a Blue Suede Glove . Say Amen! Hallelujah! Amen Certifiable number one smash Hallelujah! Amen! Certifiable undeniable solid platinum number one smash.
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Posted: August 06 2005 at 20:32 |
Porcupine Tree: Sound of Musak
Hear the sound of music Drifting in the aisles Elevator prozac Stretching on for miles
The music of the future Will not entertain It's only meant to repress And neutralise your brain
Soul gets squeezed out Edges get blunt Demographic Gives what you want
Now the sound of music Comes in silver pills Engineered to suit you Building cheaper thrills
The music of rebellion Makes you wanna rage But it's made by millionaires Who are nearly twice your age
One of the wonders of the world is going down It's going down I know It's one of the blunders of the world that no-one cares No-one cares enough
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If you don't stand up
You don't stand a chance!
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Easy Livin
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Posted: August 06 2005 at 17:01 |
Neil Young's "This Note's for you" was primarily a swipe at Michael Jackson's tour being sponsored by Pepsi:
"This Note's For You"
Don't want no cash Don't need no money Ain't got no stash This note's for you.
Ain't singin' for Pepsi Ain't singin' for Coke I don't sing for nobody Makes me look like a joke This note's for you.
Ain't singin' for Miller Don't sing for Bud I won't sing for politicians Ain't singin' for Spuds This note's for you.
Don't need no cash Don't want no money Ain't got no stash This note's for you.
I've got the real thing I got the real thing, baby I got the real thing Yeah, alright.
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