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Darwin obviously was not thinking of you when he developed the concept of evolution
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I once read that cursing is a sign of a weak mind trying to exert itself... but I don't buy that s**t.
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Points: 14258 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 15 2011 at 21:03
^^^ I just watched the theatrical trailer for TWBB and it makes more sense - i will have to see this soon. Amazing acting of DanielDayLewis

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Originally posted by desistindo desistindo wrote:

Originally posted by Falx Falx wrote:

The classic put-down from There Will Be Blood...

Plainview: Stop crying, you sniveling ass! Stop your nonsense. You're just the afterbirth, Eli.
Eli Sunday: No...
Plainview: You slithered out of your mother's filth.
Eli Sunday: No.
Plainview: They should have put you in a glass jar on a mantlepiece. Where were you when Paul was suckling at your mother's teat? Where were you? Who was nursing you, poor Eli- one of Bandy's sows? That land has been had. Nothing you can do about it. It's gone. It's had. You lose.
Eli Sunday: If you would just take this lease, Daniel...
Plainview: Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake! 


Man... This scene are intense. I dont even like to remmenber...
wow i just checked out the scene on YT - why did the insane man wack his brother with bowling pins? what happens after that? does he really drink his milkshake?
 
that was kinda weird - never heard of the film
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Points: 4321 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 22 2011 at 12:04
Originally posted by zappaholic zappaholic wrote:

There's always the Shakespearean insult websites - just google Shakespearean insults.




My english is rubish to understand those...
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Originally posted by Falx Falx wrote:

The classic put-down from There Will Be Blood...

Plainview: Stop crying, you sniveling ass! Stop your nonsense. You're just the afterbirth, Eli.
Eli Sunday: No...
Plainview: You slithered out of your mother's filth.
Eli Sunday: No.
Plainview: They should have put you in a glass jar on a mantlepiece. Where were you when Paul was suckling at your mother's teat? Where were you? Who was nursing you, poor Eli- one of Bandy's sows? That land has been had. Nothing you can do about it. It's gone. It's had. You lose.
Eli Sunday: If you would just take this lease, Daniel...
Plainview: Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake! 


Man... This scene are intense. I dont even like to remmenber...
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The classic put-down from There Will Be Blood...

Plainview: Stop crying, you sniveling ass! Stop your nonsense. You're just the afterbirth, Eli.
Eli Sunday: No...
Plainview: You slithered out of your mother's filth.
Eli Sunday: No.
Plainview: They should have put you in a glass jar on a mantlepiece. Where were you when Paul was suckling at your mother's teat? Where were you? Who was nursing you, poor Eli- one of Bandy's sows? That land has been had. Nothing you can do about it. It's gone. It's had. You lose.
Eli Sunday: If you would just take this lease, Daniel...
Plainview: Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake! 
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Points: 32530 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 21 2011 at 07:31
From one of my favorite movies:

"I am a good judge of character, and in my opinion, you are in deficit.  That is to say, I find nothing noteworthy about your physiognomy or your general appearance.  Good day to you sir."
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Points: 23104 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 21 2011 at 07:21
Mate!

Just realized this thread is about trashing people you don´t like. The title had me going there for a while... 

Alright: I´d love to chat with you, but I´m emotionally involved in a philosophical discussion with my parakeet. I´d invite you, but you keep talking with that parked Mazda.


Edited by Guldbamsen - August 21 2011 at 07:32
“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”

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Usually, I don't swear, but the turn of events would lead me to use the most horrible blasphemies.

You are not an idiot, but you haven't the most little glimpse of common cultural knowledge.

We could make you drink bull milk.
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Points: 101 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 20 2011 at 22:15
Originally posted by MFP MFP wrote:

Originally posted by Padraic Padraic wrote:

The jerk store called - they're all out of you!
 
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LOL

epic to say the least LOL
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Points: 8581 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 20 2011 at 15:55
The combination of alleles that encoded your being were certainly the product of 2 unique species.

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Points: 2822 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 20 2011 at 15:52
I was once called "a poor excuse for molecular configuration".
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Points: 29630 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 20 2011 at 14:31
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.(the faux French do it so well)


Edited by Slartibartfast - August 20 2011 at 14:32
Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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I'm not as stupid as you look...
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^Good ones.
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Points: 11420 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 20 2011 at 05:14
Glaswegian invective is not dissimilar to a verbal drive-by:

You might want to think about industrial strength shampoo, seeing as how far up your backside your head is

You give w.a.n.k.e.r.s. a bad name

You are living proof that even our omnipotent creator had a slops tray

You're so ugly you probably give your pillow face marks

(the list goes on)
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Points: 2866 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 20 2011 at 00:05
I did not know swearing was considered intellectual.
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Points: 7971 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 19 2011 at 20:32
Originally posted by CPicard CPicard wrote:

Studying your intellectual and cognitive abilities lead me to think that your parents are very close relatives to each other.

You will never have to worry about being brainwashed.

I love your voice and your laugh: it always reminds some holidays at the beach, when the seagulls fly near the garbage...


those are actually pretty good!
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