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Topic: How do you like your pop-tart?
Posted: April 16 2012 at 13:35

I don't eat poptarts

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Posted: March 21 2012 at 11:27

Wash it down with a bacon milk shake from Jack-In-The- Box

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Posted: March 21 2012 at 10:32

Blacksword wrote:

manofmystery wrote:

deep fried

You Scottish?

McD's apple pies used to be deep fried and they are baked now in most outlets because it's healthier (apparently), but some still deep fry them if they don't have an oven on the premises.

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Posted: March 21 2012 at 10:29

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I quite like McDonalds...

sorry...

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Posted: March 21 2012 at 09:55

Dean wrote:

^ only if you microwave them - a standard Dualit toaster hasn't the umph to superheat the filling without carbonising the sugar frosting.

Now, McD's apple pies... that's a whole different matter - those things are made by the Alien Queen on a bad day...

The apple pie is about the best thing McDonalds do..

It's all relative of course. The entire menu is barely worthy of a stray dog, that hasn't eaten in days, is really depressed, and has really let itself go.

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Posted: March 21 2012 at 09:53

manofmystery wrote:

deep fried

You Scottish?

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Posted: March 20 2012 at 18:58

deep fried

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Posted: March 20 2012 at 17:37

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Posted: March 20 2012 at 17:08

Dean wrote:

^ only if you microwave them - a standard Dualit toaster hasn't the umph to superheat the filling without carbonising the sugar frosting.

Now, McD's apple pies... that's a whole different matter - those things are made by the Alien Queen on a bad day...

According to Jim Gaffigan, the filling of a Hot Pocket can only exist in two states: frozen, and boiling lava hot.

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Posted: March 20 2012 at 16:21

Dean wrote:

^ only if you microwave them - a standard Dualit toaster hasn't the umph to superheat the filling without carbonising the sugar frosting.

Now, McD's apple pies... that's a whole different matter - those things are made by the Alien Queen on a bad day...

Wow, I can't think of how many years it's been since I had one of those. However, if the alien queen is making those steak biscuits....

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Posted: March 20 2012 at 13:53

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Posted: March 20 2012 at 13:52

^ only if you microwave them - a standard Dualit toaster hasn't the umph to superheat the filling without carbonising the sugar frosting.

Now, McD's apple pies... that's a whole different matter - those things are made by the Alien Queen on a bad day...

What?

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Posted: March 20 2012 at 13:42

Don't they put some highly dangerous very sweet molten lava in those things. The same stuff that comes out of Aliens when they lose a limb (Or very close to).

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Posted: March 19 2012 at 19:33

Disguised as toaster strudel? Tongue

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Posted: March 19 2012 at 15:22

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Posted: March 19 2012 at 15:19

Slartibartfast wrote:

Yummo.

Folded spindled and mutilated is best I think. Tongue

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Posted: March 19 2012 at 14:13

NEITHER- microwaved for 12 seconds.

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Posted: March 19 2012 at 11:03

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Posted: March 18 2012 at 23:51

Wow, it's been a long time since I've had a toasted pop tart. Out of the package for me, toasting takes up valuable time I could be using to eat the pop tart.

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Posted: March 18 2012 at 21:32

A Person wrote:

It depends on how lazy I am at the time. LOL

Usually toasted though.

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Poll Question: Toasted or not?
Poll Choice	Votes	Poll Statistics
Toasted	10	[41.67%]
Straight out of the package	14	[58.33%]
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