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The T 
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 Topic: PA needs a spiritual leader....
Posted: April 13 2007 at 23:55 |
Yes, but we need to serve Prog and also our souls.... Believe me, I can lead a revolution where every prog-man is also a happy-man... 
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Atavachron
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Posted: April 13 2007 at 22:21 |
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^ yeah, we all serve at the pleasure of the Prog
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bhikkhu
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Posted: April 13 2007 at 22:18 |
 stonebeard wrote:
I vote HT. |
Thanks for the vote of confidence Stonie. However, I do not seek a seat of power. My duty is to be of service.
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The T
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Posted: April 13 2007 at 16:25 |
Christine wrote:
The T wrote:
Ok, let's see: we have reviews moderators, we have forum adiministrators, we have an adim team for all matters, we have reviewers, we have collaborators, we have teams for every sub-genre... I'm sure we have a cook somewhere in Dublin and a janitor somewhere in Birmingham... But where's the spiritual leader? Where's the moral authority who could oversee and lead the fellow Archivers through the path of peace and wisdom? Where's the one that can give counsel and words of advise?
After long, careful deliberations, I've decided to sacrifice myself at the stake and offer my services as SPIRITUAL COLLABORATOR for the ProgArchives cause... Don't be afraid, my work will be free, quiet, silent, nobody will ever find out what the other is saying; what you tell me in confidence I won't tell nobody, even if a Judge tries to use it in court (well, it would be the prosecutor actually).... So, what do you say?
It's time! Time for lighT! Time for joy! Time fdor the new SPIRITUAL COLLABORATOR AND MODERATOR!!!
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Thank you, oh gracious T! How can a humble proghead be of service to you?.....just kidding.......how does anybody respond to this thread? |
Oh, you just say yes, and force the powers-that-be to appoint me ProgArchives Spiritual Moderator and High PriesT. Once that happens, you will all notice the difference, as a new world of enlightment and peace and wisdom falls upon you....
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Christine
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Joined: February 27 2007
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Posted: April 13 2007 at 15:42 |
The T wrote:
Ok, let's see: we have reviews moderators, we have forum adiministrators, we have an adim team for all matters, we have reviewers, we have collaborators, we have teams for every sub-genre... I'm sure we have a cook somewhere in Dublin and a janitor somewhere in Birmingham... But where's the spiritual leader? Where's the moral authority who could oversee and lead the fellow Archivers through the path of peace and wisdom? Where's the one that can give counsel and words of advise?
After long, careful deliberations, I've decided to sacrifice myself at the stake and offer my services as SPIRITUAL COLLABORATOR for the ProgArchives cause... Don't be afraid, my work will be free, quiet, silent, nobody will ever find out what the other is saying; what you tell me in confidence I won't tell nobody, even if a Judge tries to use it in court (well, it would be the prosecutor actually).... So, what do you say?
It's time! Time for lighT! Time for joy! Time fdor the new SPIRITUAL COLLABORATOR AND MODERATOR!!!
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Thank you, oh gracious T! How can a humble proghead be of service to you?.....just kidding.......how does anybody respond to this thread?
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catsfootironclaw
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cuncuna
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Posted: April 13 2007 at 14:09 |
The T wrote:
That's wrong.... The ANTICHRIST would've chosen a better drink to get the party going... Instead of wine, he would've turn the water into some whisky, vodka, or even better, some aguardiente or some guarapo so that people could actually SIN, you know. The same with the fishes...What's that with turning 5 fishes into thousands? The Anti-Christ would've tunred those 5 fishes into.......more alcohol!!!!
I insist: how come all this newcomers are getting the support I am not?  |
Being the anti-christ, you would expect everything backwards, T. For example, water would walk over him, instead of bringing someone back from the dead, he would turn a healthy human being into a zombie, also, with the fishes, he would turn thousands of tasty fishes into nothing but a single tuna can, etc.
Think about it for a while... the anti-T would be a badly drawn "L"... or one of those plastic brooms...
Edited by cuncuna - April 13 2007 at 14:15
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ˇBeware of the Bee!
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The T
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Posted: April 13 2007 at 13:32 |
That's wrong.... The ANTICHRIST would've chosen a better drink to get the party going... Instead of wine, he would've turn the water into some whisky, vodka, or even better, some aguardiente or some guarapo so that people could actually SIN, you know. The same with the fishes...What's that with turning 5 fishes into thousands? The Anti-Christ would've tunred those 5 fishes into.......more alcohol!!!!
I insist: how come all this newcomers are getting the support I am not?
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cuncuna
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Posted: April 13 2007 at 09:41 |
Proletariat wrote:
elect me... ANTICHRIST
please |
No, because as Antichrist, you will turn wine back into water and that will pretty much ruin the party.
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ˇBeware of the Bee!
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andu
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Posted: April 13 2007 at 02:43 |
Yeah, but fits so well as a LAPLACE word of wisdom 
Edited by andu - April 13 2007 at 02:44
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kazansky
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Posted: April 13 2007 at 02:39 |
andu wrote:
I vote laplace for spiritual leader. I wonder how would that turn out.
He told you to be free and you obeyed. |
but isn't it rileydog22's sig ?
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The devil we blame our atrocities on is really just each one of us.
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andu
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Posted: April 13 2007 at 02:37 |
I vote laplace for spiritual leader. I wonder how would that turn out.
He told you to be free and you obeyed. |
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kazansky
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Posted: April 13 2007 at 00:35 |
 maybe it's his alter ego
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The devil we blame our atrocities on is really just each one of us.
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The Miracle
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Posted: April 13 2007 at 00:34 |
Jim Garten wrote:
How about a nice photo of Mr Anderson...
I'm sure he'd much rather be portrayed thus. |
Separated at birth? 
Anton LaVey, founder of Church Of Satan.
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GoldenSpiral
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Posted: April 13 2007 at 00:31 |
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Maani is my spiritual leader.
Never before have I met such an inspired minister of Christianity.
and prog rock for that matter.
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stonebeard
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Posted: April 12 2007 at 23:04 |
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I vote HT.
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Proletariat
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Posted: April 12 2007 at 23:02 |
elect me... ANTICHRIST
please
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who hiccuped endlessly trying to giggle but wound up with a sob
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The T
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Posted: April 12 2007 at 23:01 |
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rileydog22
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Posted: April 12 2007 at 21:05 |
laplace wrote:
rileydog22 wrote:
Progarchives has become too nihilist. The spiritually enlightened ones should build a giant spaceship and fly to a faraway planet, to develop a highly advanced, spiritually guided civilization. When some Earth travelers find us, we may share our wisdom with Earthlings, but only to find ourselves oppressed. Blah blah blah, lots of marching, blah blah blah, eventually our wisdom will prevail over Earth too.
Or something like that.
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hhai! ima suri dondai!
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Good to see somebody caught on to that.
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Viajero Astral
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Posted: April 12 2007 at 20:46 |
cuncuna wrote:
ˇConspiracy!. Anyway... I've been offering spiritual advice for months now in the "Ask cuncuna" thread, so vote Cuncuna. And as a first gift, I would give you a "random action" button, wich could destroy Australia, place Peter Hammill in your living room, burn yu to death or destroy all the cheese in your refrigerator... |
YEAH!! CUNCUNA FOR SPIRITUAL PROG LEADER 
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paolo.beenees
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Posted: April 11 2007 at 11:00 |
T is a dental consonant, normally pronounced with a considerable pressure on the incisive teeth back surface. The continuous and consistent stress provoked by the exagerated pronunciation of T makes those teeth dislocate in an unnatural position.
Shortly: we don't want neither a rabbit-like spiritual leader, nor one with an orthodontic appliance.
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