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    Posted: January 23 2017 at 07:02
Hey there are people who cannot support him but simultaneously ones who do support him ... bad jokes are over now.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 22 2017 at 16:36
Originally posted by EddieRUKiddingVarese EddieRUKiddingVarese wrote:

We have a Plan in Oz if all goes bad and T-Rump takes on the Chinese...............

Firstly, we will lasso all the Minke Whales that the Japanese have been catching(for Scientific purposes) in our waters lately, hitch up Tasmania with a tow rope and head out further into the Indian Ocean- Start eating a lot more curry, become a call centre and hope no one notices us, then we can begin a "Your Windows has a Virus" Phone Scam led economic recovery. 

We got the Idea from watching old episodes of Get Smart- Do you think it will work............ 

Breaking News Oz has struck a deal with the Japs.

Japan decides to accept Australia's Offer to pursue the overexposed Yellow Stained Trump(et) Fish, instead of the Minke Whales in exchange for exclusive rights and Reality TV deals for footage explaining the unusual Yellow Staining of the feathers on its head and Madozala area...............
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 22 2017 at 15:29
Originally posted by Tillerman88 Tillerman88 wrote:

In the country of the orange juice people are going crazy yellow..... LOL
What is the White House going to be called from now on? Shocked

The White House with Yellow Stains that are very hard to remove..............Disapprove LOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 22 2017 at 15:21
In the country of the orange juice people are going crazy yellow..... LOL
What is the White House going to be called from now on? Shocked
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 21 2017 at 21:02

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 20 2017 at 18:35
^ 8 years hey, lets see how the first 8 days go first...................Confused
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 20 2017 at 18:33
Originally posted by Logan Logan wrote:

Sure, but you're going to need a lot of curry.

Incidentally, I have some new career advice for Trump. He should set off for ISIS territory and fight the Daesh Rambo style.

D. John T-Rumpo (from now on called Rumpo): AHHHHHHHHHH! F* 'em!
[Rumpo shoots at a nun with his grenade launcher]

Mike Pence: Why did you do that?

Rumpo: Thought that was al-Baghdadi in a burka.

Pence: It was a nun.

Rumpo: It looked like Baghdadi in a burka.

Pence: It was a nun.

Rumpo: Well, whatever. What the f**k are nuns doing here in Syria anyway?

Pence: Not Syria. We're in Syracuse, New York. Didn't you get the briefing?

Rumpo: I'm like a smart person, I don't need intelligence briefings every day.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 20 2017 at 17:10
Sure, but you're going to need a lot of curry.

Incidentally, I have some new career advice for Trump. He should set off for ISIS territory and fight the Daesh Rambo style.

D. John T-Rumpo (from now on called Rumpo): AHHHHHHHHHH! F* 'em!
[Rumpo shoots at a nun with his grenade launcher]

Mike Pence: Why did you do that?

Rumpo: Thought that was al-Baghdadi in a burka.

Pence: It was a nun.

Rumpo: It looked like Baghdadi in a burka.

Pence: It was a nun.

Rumpo: Well, whatever. What the f**k are nuns doing here in Syria anyway?

Pence: Not Syria. We're in Syracuse, New York. Didn't you get the briefing?

Rumpo: I'm like a smart person, I don't need intelligence briefings every day.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 20 2017 at 16:23
We have a Plan in Oz if all goes bad and T-Rump takes on the Chinese...............

Firstly, we will lasso all the Minke Whales that the Japanese have been catching(for Scientific purposes) in our waters lately, hitch up Tasmania with a tow rope and head out further into the Indian Ocean- Start eating a lot more curry, become a call centre and hope no one notices us, then we can begin a "Your Windows has a Virus" Phone Scam led economic recovery. 

We got the Idea from watching old episodes of Get Smart- Do you think it will work............ 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 20 2017 at 16:11
Speaking as an Australian citizen, by descent, I'm glad to hear that. There are lots of Trump supporters in parts of Canada.

One thing I almost sort of liked about him was that I didn't see him as too politically correct (on the contrary, highly unPC), when it came to certain issues that concerned me (I had a rather heated discussion on that before), but hell, when the best one could come up with in favour of Trump is his political incorrectness, and general disregard for diplomacy and his f* you, gonna build dat wall OG attitude, you know this is not a person worth supporting. Not having filters is not a really a good thing. I wouldn't trust such an ostentatious, narcissistic, dishonest, petty, vacuous, and anti-rational person to foreman the building of a wall to contain my Mexican jumping beans.

It's too much most anywhere, perhaps, to expect a political leader that actually tries to engage the public's reason and intellect cause people are dumb all over.

*OG = orginal gangster for those not hip (hop) savvy.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 20 2017 at 15:55
In Oz not many thankfully, even the right wing pollies are keeping their distance, its only the looney far right that have taken to him................

The media here are largely saying WTF is going on in the US! 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 20 2017 at 15:51
Okay, a global failure in education then.   I know he has quite a few supporters in Canada, and plenty of sympathizers, I would expect, in Australia.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 20 2017 at 15:45
Originally posted by Logan Logan wrote:

Hair today, gone tomorrow -- if only.

I think his ability to become President of the USA indicates, amongst other things, a failure in the American educational system.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 20 2017 at 15:41
Hair today, gone tomorrow -- if only.

I think his ability to become President of the USA indicates, amongst other things, a failure in the American educational system.

Edited by Logan - January 20 2017 at 15:43
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 20 2017 at 15:38
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

The President of the United States of America.
Looks like I was the first to correctly predict this. I can honestly say, never before have I felt this Proud to be an American! Clap

His Hair should do well LOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 20 2017 at 15:36
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

The President of the United States of America.
Looks like I was the first to correctly predict this. I can honestly say, never before have I felt this Proud to be an American! Clap
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 20 2017 at 15:28
By the way has he been impeached yet?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 20 2017 at 15:24
Don't worry it just an part time job...............Confused
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 20 2017 at 08:44
Thanks, The T-Rump!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 20 2017 at 08:15
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