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    Posted: November 06 2024 at 08:48
In this moment I am an evolutionary byproduct of a dung thermometer.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 27 2024 at 14:13
In this moment I am a cellular complex that forgot to eat the closure-finite binoculars.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 11 2024 at 08:54
In this moment I am a clamp factory where we make turnpike rest areas.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 07 2024 at 09:42
In this moment I am covered in obligate alkaliphiles and smell like stone-ground mustard.
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In this moment I am descending into a basin of Whistler prints.
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In this moment I can appreciate a vehicle that uses pears for wheels.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 11 2024 at 05:38
In this moment I am filling my pockets with ketchup packets in the hope that I will be a prime minister and a floor drain at the same time.
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In this moment I am certain I struck out without even stepping to the plate.
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In this moment I am wondering which of these dog toys I'm going to put in my mouth.
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In this moment I am both a cytoplasm and a ground substance.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 13 2024 at 05:51
In this moment I am reliving a moment where I was filmed going into a parking spot and backing out of it and wishing I had Q-tips in my nose for the entire ordeal.

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In this moment I am the etymology you crave for but cannot have.
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In this moment I am tray clash valve and you're a vacuum color megabyte.
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In this moment I am based on a door and am the keeper of the washes for game excesses. 
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In this moment someone from my past is reading all this crap I post and thinking WTF.
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In this moment I am the first orchestra that uses her farts packaged in green tome cups.
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In this moment I am offering drive-through service.
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In this moment I am Shohei Ohtani's next order for shampoo.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 23 2024 at 13:48
In this moment I am a choice of salad dressing followed by three yeahs.
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