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Poll Question: ..to you if you wake up and get out of bed in the middle of the night?
Poll Choice	Votes	Poll Statistics
Piss on yourself	2	[8.33%]
Trip over the cat/hedgehog/porcupine/sperm whale	1	[4.17%]
Eat a sandwich	3	[12.50%]
Fall down some stairs	0	[0.00%]
Try and juggle 13 eggs and a hamster	1	[4.17%]
Stand in front of an open freezer	1	[4.17%]
Sneeze	2	[8.33%]
Attempt to solve global crises	0	[0.00%]
Wrtie an essay on imperialism in the 12th or 15th century	2	[8.33%]
Start a religious cult	1	[4.17%]
Take pills	1	[4.17%]
Vomit	1	[4.17%]
Climb on your roof and start shouting reasons why 9 >37	1	[4.17%]
Cover your lower body in cranberry/orange/grapefruit juice	1	[4.17%]
Move to Albania	0	[0.00%]
Draw with crayon on anything made of suede or lace	1	[4.17%]
Go to a less hospitable sleeping area	0	[0.00%]
Get naked	1	[4.17%]
Hang your coat on the hatrack	1	[4.17%]
Pretend you are Stevie Wonder	0	[0.00%]
Walk in hendecagon patterns around your house	2	[8.33%]
Lick spoons and/or microwaves	0	[0.00%]
Fall into a bucket of knives and/or nuclear waste	1	[4.17%]
Lose 96 pounds	0	[0.00%]
Steal a famous work of art	1	[4.17%]
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Topic: Which of the following is most likely to happen...
Posted: July 29 2010 at 16:17

All equally viable in my eyes.

Please choose one of these and not wimp out with an "other" vote (especially being its not an option

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Edited by Man With Hat - July 29 2010 at 16:18

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Posted: July 29 2010 at 16:20

Wrtie an essay on imperialism in the 12th or 15th century, you know, for good times.

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Posted: July 29 2010 at 16:27

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Posted: July 29 2010 at 16:30

A toss between "Sneeze" and "Start a religious cult". Voted for the first one.

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Posted: July 29 2010 at 16:33

I'd start a religious cult. Dreaming of being a rubber band (like I did) can be very inspiring. Ermm

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Posted: July 29 2010 at 16:35

I've got myself a gigantic collection of famous pieces of art over the past year or so.

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Posted: July 29 2010 at 16:37

The Sleepwalker wrote:

I've got myself a gigantic collection of famous pieces of art over the past year or so.

You mean the ones in my art thread?

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Posted: July 29 2010 at 16:39

Vompatti wrote:

The Sleepwalker wrote:

I've got myself a gigantic collection of famous pieces of art over the past year or so.

You mean the ones in my art thread?

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Posted: July 29 2010 at 16:43

Some interesting choices,but I'm most likely to piss on myself.......or someone else........but usually the bathroom floor.

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Posted: July 29 2010 at 16:46

Zebedee wrote:

Vompatti wrote:

The Sleepwalker wrote:

I've got myself a gigantic collection of famous pieces of art over the past year or so.

You mean the ones in my art thread?

See Vompatti, the lord of the woods laughs at your pathetic creations! Stern Smile

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Posted: July 29 2010 at 16:47

Eeeebonnneeee and Ivooorrreeeee live together in .......

(Not really, I must put that bucket of knives somewhere else! )

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Posted: July 29 2010 at 16:47

The Sleepwalker won't even know he got out of bed or what he did.

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Posted: July 29 2010 at 16:50

Snow Dog wrote:

The Sleepwalker won't even know he got out of bed or what he did.

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Posted: July 29 2010 at 16:51

The Sleepwalker wrote:

Zebedee wrote:

Vompatti wrote:

The Sleepwalker wrote:

I've got myself a gigantic collection of famous pieces of art over the past year or so.

You mean the ones in my art thread?

See Vompatti, the lord of the woods laughs at your pathetic creations! Stern Smile

No, he laughed because he thought I was very clever in pointing out how you couldn't possibly steal a real piece of art without getting caught. Stern Smile

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Posted: July 29 2010 at 16:53

Snow Dog wrote:

The Sleepwalker won't even know he got out of bed or what he did.

That's right, but every morning I awake and see another famous piece of art on my wall.

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Posted: July 29 2010 at 16:54

Vompatti wrote:

The Sleepwalker wrote:

Zebedee wrote:

Vompatti wrote:

The Sleepwalker wrote:

I've got myself a gigantic collection of famous pieces of art over the past year or so.

You mean the ones in my art thread?

See Vompatti, the lord of the woods laughs at your pathetic creations! Stern Smile

No, he laughed because he thought I was very clever in pointing out how you couldn't possibly steal a real piece of art without getting caught. Stern Smile

I think I am a stealthy ninja-like thief while sleepwalking.

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Posted: July 29 2010 at 16:54

The Sleepwalker wrote:

Snow Dog wrote:

The Sleepwalker won't even know he got out of bed or what he did.

That's right, but every morning I awake and see another famous piece of art on my wall.

So why didn't you vote "Vomit" then?

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Posted: July 29 2010 at 16:56

Vompatti wrote:

The Sleepwalker wrote:

Zebedee wrote:

Vompatti wrote:

The Sleepwalker wrote:

I've got myself a gigantic collection of famous pieces of art over the past year or so.

You mean the ones in my art thread?

See Vompatti, the lord of the woods laughs at your pathetic creations! Stern Smile

No, he laughed because he thought I was very clever in pointing out how you couldn't possibly steal a real piece of art without getting caught. Stern Smile

You're quite right indeed, yet I wonder dear wombat: why didn't you choose any urinating, defecating and/or vomiting this time?

Edited by Zebedee - July 29 2010 at 16:56

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Posted: July 29 2010 at 16:57

Vompatti wrote:

The Sleepwalker wrote:

Snow Dog wrote:

The Sleepwalker won't even know he got out of bed or what he did.

That's right, but every morning I awake and see another famous piece of art on my wall.

So why didn't you vote "Vomit" then?

I don't taste any vomit in the morning. Usually that taste doesn't leave very quickly.

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Posted: July 29 2010 at 17:00

Zebedee wrote:

Vompatti wrote:

The Sleepwalker wrote:

Zebedee wrote:

Vompatti wrote:

The Sleepwalker wrote:

I've got myself a gigantic collection of famous pieces of art over the past year or so.

You mean the ones in my art thread?

See Vompatti, the lord of the woods laughs at your pathetic creations! Stern Smile

No, he laughed because he thought I was very clever in pointing out how you couldn't possibly steal a real piece of art without getting caught. Stern Smile

You're quite right indeed, yet I wonder dear wombat: why didn't you choose any urinating, defecating and/or vomiting this time?

I rarely urinate on myself, defecating wasn't an option, and I've gotten sick of vomiting.

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