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The Runaway View Drop Down

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Topic: Geek Talk and Delayed Comics
Posted: October 01 2009 at 17:57

I AM A VOMPATTI COPIER, ASK ME TO TELL YOU STORIES

Edited by Blowin Free - February 18 2010 at 11:21

Trendsetter win!

The search for nonexistent perfection.

Luca Pacchiarini View Drop Down

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Posted: October 01 2009 at 17:58

Tell the story of my life please :)

progkidjoel View Drop Down

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Posted: October 01 2009 at 18:01

LOL REMEMBER THAT TIME I SEDD I WAS GOINK TO BAI ARGUZ? WELLLLL I DID K?

JJLehto

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Posted: October 01 2009 at 18:04

Penis

The Pessimist View Drop Down

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Posted: October 01 2009 at 18:23

JJLehto wrote:

Penis

"Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value."

Arnold Schoenberg

The Runaway View Drop Down

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Posted: October 01 2009 at 18:24

Luca Pacchiarini wrote:

Tell the story of my life please :)

A story brought to you by:

Blowin Free!

One day, there was a delusional brazilian guy who was called Luca. Nobody knew the guy's name, until the age of 5, when he first spoke. Luca's first words were supposedly caught on video, but Luca's dad missed the video button and accidentally took a picture, which sort of looked like this:

When Luca turned 10, he experienced his first crush. It was on an extinct Brazilian dodo bird only found in the macajangas jungle of Brazil. Luca always said that when he would grow up, he would go to the macajangas and find more dodos, but he had yet to have gone out to the macajangas jungle of Brazil. The bird sort of looked like this:

Now Luca is 19 and lurks a forum of progressive rock fans called Progarchives, run by a certain deer called M@X and a weird wombat called Vompatti. I, Blowin Free, am also a member of said forum, and lurk it obsessively, but not like progkidjoel, who has around 6000 posts and looks like this:

The End

Please, one request at a time :D

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The Runaway View Drop Down

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Posted: October 01 2009 at 18:25

Now you know I mean biz :D

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Luca Pacchiarini View Drop Down

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Posted: October 01 2009 at 18:33

I predict this thread to have a bright future I dunno

A Person

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Posted: October 01 2009 at 19:00

Oh hey, yeah I agree, use the superlative form of that word k?

horsewithteeth11 View Drop Down

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Posted: October 01 2009 at 20:55

Sums up this thread amirite?

http://ragetoons.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/FUUUU.jpg

Edited by birdwithteeth11 - October 01 2009 at 20:56

Epignosis

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Posted: October 01 2009 at 21:22

Well damn, I want a story.

https://epignosis.bandcamp.com/album/a-month-of-sundays

Any Colour You Like View Drop Down

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Posted: October 01 2009 at 21:32

*goes and grabs a beer*

progkidjoel View Drop Down

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Posted: October 01 2009 at 21:38

*Sobs violently and reports Blowin' Free*

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Posted: October 01 2009 at 21:59

BLOWIN' FREE STORY 2: THE RECKONING
An epic tale of adventure and lead pipes, by Joel.

Once upon a time, there was this super-mean guy called Blowin' Free, who picked on Joel on a daily basis from the safety of his computer screen. Some people remarked that he looked like a murderer, but I'll let you be the judge of that.

One day, Blowin' Free decided to make a mean drawing of Joel, which looked like this:

Although this is false, and Joel really looks like this:

In revenge, Joel decided to visit Blowin' Free in his humble abode of supreme douchery. (see illustration)

Joel attacked Blowin' Free with a lead pipe, and Blowin' Free's face was beaten in to a pulp. Needless to say, he died instantly. The next morning.

This is a photo of Blowin' Free's funeral:

As you can see, the theme was "Funny Hats". Laughter and fine dining was enjoyed by all. Families could live happilly and safely, and the children could finally sleep once more.

The end.

Edited by progkidjoel - October 01 2009 at 22:00

The Runaway View Drop Down

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Posted: October 02 2009 at 05:59

A story brought to you by

Blowin Free!

After Blowin Free's funeral in 1952, Blowin Free was revived around the 90's, and started hugging people, and writing good songs :O. All the songs he wrote were protests against the angry dwarf, "Joel". Joel reportedly looked like Jon Anderson on drugs but reports have yet to have shown if it is indeed, the truth. One day, a very unclear picture of Joel leaked to the internet, which showed his face, so obviously, Joel had to go out to the public and show his face. This is what Joel looks like now:

Blowin Free decided he must hunt down Joel and spread peanut butter over him with a spoon. Blowin Free was also known for his talent for making wooden spoons, that can also be used as peanut butter spreaders, with the slight use of deadly weaponery. This is Blowin Free's knife, which he first planned on using, before moving to his fantastic spoon idea:

Now Blowin Free has found Joel and has managed to spread peanut butter over Joel, but they then found out they have a common love for peanut butter and became friends till this very day.

Trendsetter win!

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progkidjoel View Drop Down

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Posted: October 02 2009 at 07:23

Blowin Free Story 4 - Into The Dark, Eternal (and somewhat lame) Night...

As their new formed fwiendship continued to grow, BF and Joel decided to spend a night out on the town in Disney Land.

Whilst in the said Land of Disney, BF and Joel were confronted by a group of disgruntled, misunderstood teenagers.
Here's the photo:

Now, everyone knows the only thing more dangerous than slightly disgruntled teenagers is slightly disgruntled teenagers with socks full of AA batteries, such as these:

Anywho, once confronted by the said teens, Joel and BF burst into super-action mode to fight the teens, choosing cheap tactics such as Joel holding a teen in a master-lock whilst BF dealt him deadly blows into the chest with a cold teaspoon:

Photo caught on CCTV:

After their epicly cheap victory, the two homeys returned to the hood for a night of Sunny D and Lolcatz ^.^!

END K?

Luca Pacchiarini View Drop Down

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Posted: October 02 2009 at 07:50

With a melon?

Edited by Luca Pacchiarini - October 02 2009 at 07:51

The Runaway View Drop Down

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Posted: October 02 2009 at 07:57

Nice one Joel, wanna collab with me on this?

Can't do 5 right now, got a recording session, expect 5 tomorrow though...

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progkidjoel View Drop Down

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Posted: October 02 2009 at 07:59

Blowin Free wrote:

Nice one Joel, wanna collab with me on this?

Can't do 5 right now, got a recording session, expect 5 tomorrow though...

Hells yeah!

We can be like The Dubie Brothers!

The Runaway View Drop Down

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Posted: October 02 2009 at 11:03

A story brought to you by:

Blowin Free and Joel (make your own signautre picture)

Story 4, The poop of poopers:

Blowin and Joel were satisfied over their killing of the stupid teenagers, until Blowin accidentally stepped on dog poop. Blowin and Joel decided that dogs should be banished from this world and should never return, ever, for all eternity. Joel went in the Blow-a-lab and designed a super weapon that would kill all dogs for ever, for all eternity.

Blowin Free was walking with the A-Dog-A-Death when he encountered, guess what, a dog. He quickly pulled out the gun and fired three shots at the dog. The dog was eliminated and his ashes are currently buried in dog-heaven:

The same went for all dogs and they all lived happily ever after:

Trendsetter win!

The search for nonexistent perfection.