Neil Peart Jokes

A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to say "I could do that in 15/8 time while turning the whole endevour into an Ayn Rand allusion"

 

 

 

Q: Why did Neil Peart cross the road?

A: To assert his freewill

 

 

Jon Anderson, Christian Vander, Frank Zappa and Neil Peart are in a hot-air balloon. Suddenly, and without explanation, the balloon starts to descend rapidly. It becomes apparent that they must drop some weight, and quickly, or the balloon will crash. They drop everything they can, to no avail. Heroically, Jon Anderson says "Wallowing in the mists of illusion, grasping yon for a glimpse of immortality, harrowing featherweight sparrow spirals glistening, and the river of Krishna smiles sadly" and hurls himself out of the balloon. For a time, this helps, and the balloon starts to gain altitude. But without warning, it once again begins plunging towards Earth. Bravely, Christian Vander says "Dreiak sun wurdah" and throws himself out of the balloon. Once again the balloon regains altitude-for a time. A while later, the same potentially deadly crisis occurs. But Frank Zappa is quick to act. Stating without equivocation "It's been good to know ya" he tosses Neil Peart out of the balloon.