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    Posted: September 25 2004 at 21:01

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?!!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 25 2004 at 23:18

A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood!LOL

But he can't, so piss off!Angry

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 26 2004 at 00:56
Assuming a woodchucker chucks half a pint of wood each hour, two woodchuckers would chuck a pint every hour, a flock  of woodchukkers would chuck enough wood for a chuck of woodfarmers to go around with, the problem occurs however if the flock of woodchuckers outweigh the amount of wood available, then the woodchuckers would chuck themselves in the tail and they will be extinct, giving the woodchuckers new breeding space and abillities to chuck new wood.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 26 2004 at 13:02
Iīve got a woody every morning, does that force me to be a lumberjack ?????????

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 26 2004 at 13:05
I know that Threefates will blush, but I really donīt give a puck !!!!!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 27 2004 at 12:45
Originally posted by penguindf12 penguindf12 wrote:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?!!

 

The answer to the world, the universe and everything is:

 

42 

 

 

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 30 2004 at 09:09
Originally posted by Dick Heath Dick Heath wrote:

Originally posted by penguindf12 penguindf12 wrote:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?!!

 

The answer to the world, the universe and everything is:

 

42 

Now, please, tell us the right question for this answer

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 30 2004 at 13:19
I assume a woodchucker would rather chuck-up to a female woodchucker than to chuck wood, therefor the answer must be close to zero. although Im fond of the universal answer of 42 as provided by the old man (no offence Dick)
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 01 2004 at 10:27
How many woodchucks could a woodchipper chip, if a woodchipper could chip chucks?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 04 2004 at 03:33
Originally posted by Paco Fox Paco Fox wrote:

Originally posted by Dick Heath Dick Heath wrote:

Originally posted by penguindf12 penguindf12 wrote:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?!!

 

The answer to the world, the universe and everything is:

 

42 

Now, please, tell us the right question for this answer

That's easy;

6 x 7

I'm not sure of the formula or line of questioning that leads to those two numbers - but this does prove that the penultimate answer to life, the universe and everything has two parts...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 18 2005 at 01:48

However, 7(thats in font size 7 too) is always the answer. I think we have a contradition now.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 18 2005 at 03:58
There is more to this than just a joke. You may remember that in the 3rd part of the Hitchhiker series they draw scrabble stones from a sack to come up with the question and get "What do you get when you multiply six by nine". At first look you may say: "So what? 6x9 is 54 and not 42", but in  numeric system based on the number 13 the numeric value of "54" (in our decimal system, 5x10 +4) would be written "42" (4x13+2). So maybe the hidden meaning behind this question and anwer is that it would in some way be more "natural" to have a numeric system based on the number 13. It is interesting to know that quantum physicists work with all kinds of models requiring higher-dimensional spaces than our basic 4 dimensions (3 space + 1 time dimension). Some of them require 11, 13, 17 or even more dimensions. Quite an interesting thought, isn't it?


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 18 2005 at 07:21
Originally posted by Dick Heath Dick Heath wrote:

Originally posted by penguindf12 penguindf12 wrote:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?!!

 

The answer to the world, the universe and everything is:

 

42 

 

 

 

That sounds a bit like: how much would a hitchhiker hike, if a hitchhiker... well, never mind

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