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Vompatti 
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I agree.
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harmonium.ro
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Posted: January 16 2009 at 12:42 |
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Omlette du fromage
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someone_else
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Posted: January 16 2009 at 23:02 |
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The days of a month can be counted on one hand.
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 21 2009 at 12:23 |
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How many days and hands does it take to count all these days and works of hands?
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progaeopteryx
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Posted: January 21 2009 at 16:28 |
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I believe you divide by the number of fingers and take the square of hand hairs.
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Vompatti
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Posted: January 22 2009 at 10:51 |
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I cut my hair the day before yesterday. I was on several public places today. Nobody said anything about my hair. Is it safe to assume that it looks good from the back?
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 27 2009 at 19:29 |
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(bump)
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 27 2009 at 19:41 |
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I was wondering what happened to this place.
Mostly because I was looking for more caviar, cognac, and bull penis.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 27 2009 at 19:44 |
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I had forgotten all about the bull penes!
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Tsevir Leirbag
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Posted: July 27 2009 at 19:49 |
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1- I can make things me asked by that person can answer not, even ME not. (that a philosophy)
2- I can magic. I close me eyes and not the people there again. Disappeared. Poof!
3- I counting to three myself can.
4- If me not to understand what people me and around what said by them, that is mean they not as my intelligence.
5- I can write a normal sentence, sometimes (1/5... but that's not bad, isn't it?)
Me in? Edited by ProGR72 - July 27 2009 at 19:50 |
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Les mains, les pieds balancés
Sur tant de mers, tant de planchers, Un marin mort, Il dormira - Paul Éluard |
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Vompatti
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Yes, you're in.  Here, have a bull penis!Edited by Vompatti - July 27 2009 at 19:54 |
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Tsevir Leirbag
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Then me definitely intelligency full of myself, then! Me definitely able adoring bull penis, amazing - whaaa.
Definitely...
Yeah, me not to need my body to even attract, me just needing me intelligency that full I am of.  Edited by ProGR72 - July 27 2009 at 19:58 |
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Les mains, les pieds balancés
Sur tant de mers, tant de planchers, Un marin mort, Il dormira - Paul Éluard |
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el dingo
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Posted: July 28 2009 at 03:50 |
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Ignoring Groucho Marx who said he'd never want to belong to a club that would admit him as a member: 1: i speak three foreign languages (all pathetically except French, which is nonetheless tres mal)
2: i run a keyboard class for underprivileged persons who cannot hit the capital i properly
3: I can drink copious amounts of beer without farting, falling over or thinking i am actually Rickie Tickie the Magic Pixie
4: I have won several trophies for Pool, Darts, Pub Quizzes, Football, Cricket and Tennis and still have the use of all my limbs
5: When it comes to rustling up omelettes, I am the cojones.
Although I am A) English B) Venerable and C) Do not possess perfect pitch, I nonetheless crave entry.
If still undecided I got a 2:2 BA in History without doing a lot of work and I was the first man in England to be fined for using a mobile phone while driving - if that isn't sheer intelligence I sure don't know what is.
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Posted: July 28 2009 at 03:56 |
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1. I'm not going to beat around the bush here, I'm exceptionally modest
2. My musical ability is second only to my ability to sleep 3. I won a history quiz a while back 4. I have studied Law, but was intelligible enough to realise that Law is for people who care 5. I'm from NZ Entrance exams always seem to get harder, this = no exception |
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 28 2009 at 04:15 |
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^ You're both in.
Help yourselves to the bull penises.
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Posted: July 28 2009 at 04:16 |
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Only a small one for me, please
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Woo, I'm gonna party like its 1996
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The Runaway
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1. I speak fluent Kobaian, and Hebrew!
2. I play guitar, bass, drums, flute, and keyboards.
3. I know every number up to 6.
4. I saw Led Zeppelin live.
5. I have a (n amazing (not)) skill for painting.
6. I never ate a bull pene!
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 28 2009 at 07:00 |
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^ That's six, you know. But I suppose you're in.
Have a bull penis!
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Posted: July 28 2009 at 07:08 |
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Mashlom cha?
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