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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 05 2009 at 11:51
HAHA!
 
I actually laughed out loud when I read the stroke part, hmph, heh, hah, lol.
 
JOEL, WHERE THE sh*t IS THE COMIC?!?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 05 2009 at 12:05
I wanted to contribute to this grand gallery...
 
 
SEXUALLY EXPLICIT (LOL!) STORY AVAILABLE ON REQUEST
 
  
But, I don't think anyone is likely to be offended, to be honest.


Edited by Luca Pacchiarini - October 05 2009 at 12:52
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 05 2009 at 12:39
Getting awfully risque in here


I hope the mighty banhammer doesn't fall on you guys

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 05 2009 at 12:42
Originally posted by Luca Pacchiarini Luca Pacchiarini wrote:

I wanted to contribute to this grand gallery...
 
As someone requested... Wink
 
EXPLICITLY GOOD! PM FOR COMIC
 
I hope nobody gets offended...as you already said, for those reasons...
 
 
One question; why does he have a crush on such an ugly fat piece of turd?


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 05 2009 at 14:12
Originally posted by floydispink floydispink wrote:

I'd like to see a story about my nose bleeding quite heavily. I want the story to end with me using a tissue to stop it.
Waiting for Joel's version.... I did mine Smile
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 05 2009 at 14:17
^ Thank you!Big smile

It's a very exciting story, and I would love to see it being turned into a 145 minute long movie in the future. I'm still waiting for Joel's version though.Approve
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 05 2009 at 14:47
I wasn't sure how to add anything to this conservation.So I'll do what I'm good at.


Originally posted by mrcozdude mrcozdude wrote:

Originally posted by The Pessimist The Pessimist wrote:

P to the E to the N to the I to the S

Originally posted by mrcozdude mrcozdude wrote:

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 05 2009 at 14:56
Originally posted by The Pessimist The Pessimist wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by progkidjoel progkidjoel wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

I wanna hear a story about a man who got strangled by his penis.


Dear Vompatti,

I appreciate your request, although I regrettably have to decline.

The very image of a penis strangling a man would offend many-a-reader on PA, and I find it incredibly immature and distasteful.

Dear Joel,

I find your attitude towards man-strangling penises shockingly hostile. I agree that such an image might offend someone, but that does not prevent it from being a grand piece of art as long as the way the subject is treated is not "immature and distasteful".

It seems to me that you're afraid to approach provocative issues in your art, and frankly I've began to wonder if you've got what it takes to become a crate artist. Stories about nosebleeds might make nice bedtime reading, but have you ever thought about creating something a bit more profound? A true artist does not shy away from penises, and neither should you.



Where in the world, and how, did you find that Vompatti

And personally, I don't think it's distasteful. Who would get offended? Majoritively PA is occupied by men, and they most likely have penises themselves. So unless they have a stroke every time they have a shower I don't see how it would offend.

It's a painting by the Finnish artist Kalervo Palsa. Plenty of more works here.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 17 2009 at 17:57
So where's the penis strangle one?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 17 2009 at 20:36
This thread rocks!  The stories are brilliant.
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 18 2009 at 02:35
Indeed, but after reading them I found out they are quite short.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 18 2009 at 07:28
Originally posted by mrcozdude mrcozdude wrote:

So where's the penis strangle one?

On page 60. It's called Vapautuminen.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 18 2009 at 08:59
Originally posted by Blowin Free Blowin Free wrote:

Indeed, but after reading them I found out they are quite short.
 
Then write us an epic, a story that takes 20 minutes to read.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 18 2009 at 12:58
Write us a post-apocalyptic romance about an intergalactic interior designer who falls in love with a sadistic pig farmer.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 18 2009 at 13:40
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Write us a post-apocalyptic romance about an intergalactic interior designer who falls in love with a sadistic pig farmer.
Originally posted by Blowin Free Blowin Free wrote:

Indeed, but after reading them I found out they are quite short.
Originally posted by Tin Of Hurri Curri Tin Of Hurri Curri wrote:


Then write us an epic, a story that takes 20 minutes to read.




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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 22 2009 at 01:08
So, Blowin Free, are you writing this story or have you betrayed us all?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 22 2009 at 13:16
I DO believe this is Joel's turn....
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 29 2009 at 02:41
I don't care about whose turn it is, I want my story NOW or my money back. Angry
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 29 2009 at 03:19
Originally posted by Blowin Free Blowin Free wrote:

I DO believe this is Joel's turn....


I DO believe this is Blowin Free's Storytime, not mine
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 29 2009 at 05:16
Originally posted by progkidjoel progkidjoel wrote:

Originally posted by Blowin Free Blowin Free wrote:

I DO believe this is Joel's turn....


I DO believe this is Blowin Free's Storytime, not mine

So why did you work for him in the first place? You think you can just quit and leave him on his own? You better give us a story RIGHT NOW or I'll make sure your career will never bloom again. Angry


Edited by Vompatti - October 29 2009 at 05:16
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