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Man With Hat 
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 Posted: May 15 2020 at 21:36 |
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Tonight's primetime lineup: 8PM: Was Richard Nixon Impregnated By The Chinese? 9PM: You Spin Me Right Around, Baby: The History Of The Lazy Susan 10PM: Comatose Daises (Season 5, Episode 11 - The Day Hillary Wore Cotton) 10:30PM: Comatose Daises (Season 2, Episode 4 - Murder On The Boulevard) 11PM: Music Of The Streets (Featuring Sucking Off Tommy, Satin Satan, Ripper Jones & The Holy Oops Of Hollywood, & sh*t)
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 15 2020 at 21:53 |
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I scored several goals but all of them were disallowed.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 16 2020 at 02:58 |
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I've been scarred by the lack of emotion in her vulva.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 16 2020 at 03:50 |
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This orange flavored communism isn't as satisfying as the real sugar version.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: May 16 2020 at 08:24 |
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Easy? It was like playing strip poker with Tarzan
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TCat
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Posted: May 16 2020 at 10:20 |
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TCat
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Posted: May 16 2020 at 10:21 |
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TCat
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Posted: May 16 2020 at 10:24 |
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Fortune and fame isn't all it's cracked up to be, but, strangely enough, the famous are willing to sacrifice themselves for all of us.
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TCat
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Posted: May 16 2020 at 10:28 |
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Bored? Join us in the common area for "Movie Night". Tonight's feature: "Toilet Training for Your Incontinent Uncle"
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 16 2020 at 13:09 |
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Let's get you into this garden of starving pumas.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 16 2020 at 13:36 |
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The smell of white power emanating from the trailer park was nauseating.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 17 2020 at 02:45 |
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All art exists only in your mind.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 17 2020 at 03:30 |
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A floating waste, the drugged expressions, totality.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Atavachron
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Posted: May 17 2020 at 17:13 |
 Points for the first appearance of the word 'dick' around this place since the summer of 2014 . |
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Atavachron
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Posted: May 17 2020 at 17:15 |
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And I missed Comatose Daises. Sh*t.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 17 2020 at 20:17 |
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I've taken the hope we needed and sold it for blender parts.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 17 2020 at 20:34 |
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This is this the chandelier we've been trying to sully.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 18 2020 at 02:52 |
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My body has contracted.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 18 2020 at 03:21 |
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Become flattened with time and regret.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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JD
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Posted: May 18 2020 at 10:11 |
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Yes...I picked my nose. But it rejected me at the alter.
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Thank you for supporting independently produced music
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