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JJLehto 
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Yikes! Well, can't top that one.
Until I get to the point where my brain will be able to live by itself, without a body.
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tardis
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Posted: June 08 2007 at 22:53 |
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Noboooody noooooooose...the trouble IIIIIII've seeeen....
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JJLehto
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Posted: June 08 2007 at 22:55 |
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 Very witty.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 09 2007 at 02:57 |
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Is this what JJLehto's brain will sing when it's able to live without a body? No body, nose... |
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tardis
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Posted: June 09 2007 at 13:12 |
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 Very clever! This really is the Intelligent People's Thread! |
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 10 2007 at 17:29 |
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Well, I'm as clever as they come. I even have a very small peni...nsula.
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Vompatti
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Posted: June 18 2007 at 12:59 |
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Where have all the intelligent people gone?
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Angelo
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Posted: June 18 2007 at 14:05 |
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Don't know, but I came across a pile of brainless bodies when I was entering the archives. You might start looking for intelligent, bodyless brains instead of intelligent people...
By the time you find out where we are, you'll understand that my body was one of the pile. Edited by Angelo - June 18 2007 at 14:06 |
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ISKC Rock Radio
I stopped blogging and reviewing - so won't be handling requests. Promo's for ariplay can be sent to [email protected] |
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StyLaZyn
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Posted: June 18 2007 at 14:39 |
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Madonna's socks have holes. That is where her brains oozed out from. Tommy Lee found them and licked them up but they were too potent for him so he vomitted them back onto the ground where the partially digested brain matter oxidized and formed a substance similar to cottage cheese yet very rubbery. At that time, Keith Urban found the pile smeared it onto the back of his "gee-tar" and proceded to play the last chorus of "Smells Like Teen Spirit". This attracted several species of moth who congregated upon the closest fire hydant. Upon seeing this, Urban stopped and said, "I believe it's Puddin' Time".
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purplepiper
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Posted: June 21 2007 at 14:12 |
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hello intelligent fellows. Because of the utter brilliance I detect here, I wish to join.
my 5 best characteristics are
slight egocentricity (which is helpful in this world!)
an unshaken trust in the greatness of progressive rock
a wicked sense of humor (sometimes slightly politically incorrect...
)a hatred of all stupid people
oh yes, and my favourite color is blue, no! green...ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
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for those about to prog, we salute you.
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StyLaZyn
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Posted: June 21 2007 at 14:20 |
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A quintessential Monty Python moment!
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 05 2007 at 09:37 |
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I just found out that I've reached the point of maximum intelligence; If I receive any more knowledge, some of my earlier wisdom starts to flow out of my
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Firepuck
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Posted: July 05 2007 at 10:41 |
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^ Out of your nose?
Here, have a penis - er... I mean kleenex! (damn Cabernet)
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Kryten : "'Pub'? Ah yes, A meeting place where humans attempt to achieve advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks."
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 05 2007 at 10:47 |
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^ Thanks, but no thanks. I don't really like the taste of penises.
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StyLaZyn
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Posted: July 05 2007 at 10:49 |
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So, then, you've tasted them?
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 05 2007 at 10:51 |
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Oops, I think I meant kleenexes too.  |
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Firepuck
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Posted: July 06 2007 at 10:57 |
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StyLaZyn, you really must try one. It is kind of a right of passage to becoming an official member of the Intelligent People Club.
HRH Atomic Rooster has a reputable source of prime AAA buffalo penises that he has been kind enough to pass around.
The 'Prog chef's unite' thread has some good suggestions for cooking sausages which can easily be adapted to the cooking of the penis. Try boiling in beer and grilling, yum, yum!
Of course, it goes without saying that you must have with a nice bottle of Claret.
(and a spoonful of caviar helps the _____ go down, the _____ go down, the _____ go down, oh a spoonful of caviar...)
Cheers!
FP, Secretary / Minister of
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Kryten : "'Pub'? Ah yes, A meeting place where humans attempt to achieve advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks."
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1800iareyay
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Posted: July 06 2007 at 11:04 |
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I'd like to join
1. My one-star reviews are witty (see Big Generator, and my ELPs)
2. I check my spelling when I type on forums so people can understand me
3. I found a way to combine Creationism and Evolution in a manner that I'm sure would anger EVERYONE, not just one faction
4. I'm a male that can multitask
5. I wrote rants and satires for my school that were routinely banned for being "mean" (the actual term they used. What am I, four?)
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Vompatti
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Posted: July 25 2007 at 04:20 |
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Since no one seems to post here anymore I think I can take the liberty to make you a member. |
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Firepuck
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Posted: July 25 2007 at 14:38 |
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Is this a coup?
Has Lord Vompatti ousted HRH Atomic Rooster?
All hail Lord Vompatti!!!
Can I remain Secretary / Minister of
Your snivelling servant FP
(how goes our plans for global domination??? - I missed the last meeting, it was the Claret's fault)
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Kryten : "'Pub'? Ah yes, A meeting place where humans attempt to achieve advanced states of mental incompetence by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks."
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