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Points: 21795 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 04 2010 at 10:23
Roadie has some poetry Big smile
 
Excuse me sir, huddled in the corner,
Can you hold on to this hole of black?
It shouldn't give you all that much trouble,
Besides I'll be right back,
 
Excuse me maam, witht the lettuce in her teeth,
Can you watch over my overflowing pack?
The stuff inside just appears to be toxic,
Besides I'll be right back,
 
Excuse me sonny, but five years old,
Would you like to see inside my sack?
There's nothing inside you won't see on TV,
But no your youth won't be back.
 
Huh? Huh??? Tongue
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 04 2010 at 10:27
^ Brilliant! (And quite avant too.) Clap
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I like it as well.  That could be the theme of a song.
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Points: 65760 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 04 2010 at 10:42
Clap That is quite good Truth.
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Points: 16122 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 04 2010 at 10:44
Originally posted by A Person A Person wrote:

Clap That is quite good Truth.

...aaaand what beautiful poetry does our other roadie have to contribute? Tongue
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Points: 65760 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 04 2010 at 10:49
Originally posted by NecronCommander NecronCommander wrote:

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Clap That is quite good Truth.

...aaaand what beautiful poetry does our other roadie have to contribute? Tongue

Bulbous also tapered.
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Gettin' there.
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 04 2010 at 10:56
Originally posted by A Person A Person wrote:

Originally posted by NecronCommander NecronCommander wrote:

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Clap That is quite good Truth.

...aaaand what beautiful poetry does our other roadie have to contribute? Tongue

Bulbous also tapered.

Yeah, but you've gotta wait until I say "Also, a tin teardrop".
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Points: 16122 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 04 2010 at 10:57
All this should be spoken softly over the sound of, like, paper crumpling, or dogs barking, or other random noises to make it really avant-garde.
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Points: 65760 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 04 2010 at 11:01
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

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Originally posted by NecronCommander NecronCommander wrote:

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Clap That is quite good Truth.

...aaaand what beautiful poetry does our other roadie have to contribute? Tongue

Bulbous also tapered.

Yeah, but you've gotta wait until I say "Also, a tin teardrop".

Fast n bulbous!
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Originally posted by NecronCommander NecronCommander wrote:

All this should be spoken softly over the sound of, like, paper crumpling, or dogs barking, or other random noises to make it really avant-garde.
It doesn't need any random noises to be avant-garde.
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 04 2010 at 11:02
Originally posted by A Person A Person wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by A Person A Person wrote:

Originally posted by NecronCommander NecronCommander wrote:

Originally posted by A Person A Person wrote:

Clap That is quite good Truth.

...aaaand what beautiful poetry does our other roadie have to contribute? Tongue

Bulbous also tapered.

Yeah, but you've gotta wait until I say "Also, a tin teardrop".

Fast n bulbous!

That's right, The Mascara Snake, fast and bulbous. Also a tin teardrop.
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Points: 16122 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 04 2010 at 11:02
Sorry.  Didn't get the Captain Beefheart reference.
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Points: 65760 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 04 2010 at 11:03
I am pretty sure it's almost meme status in JFF. LOL
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Points: 65760 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 04 2010 at 11:04
Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by A Person A Person wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by A Person A Person wrote:

Originally posted by NecronCommander NecronCommander wrote:

Originally posted by A Person A Person wrote:

Clap That is quite good Truth.

...aaaand what beautiful poetry does our other roadie have to contribute? Tongue

Bulbous also tapered.

Yeah, but you've gotta wait until I say "Also, a tin teardrop".

Fast n bulbous!

That's right, The Mascara Snake, fast and bulbous. Also a tin teardrop.

Bulbous also tapered.
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 04 2010 at 11:05
Originally posted by A Person A Person wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by A Person A Person wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by A Person A Person wrote:

Originally posted by NecronCommander NecronCommander wrote:

Originally posted by A Person A Person wrote:

Clap That is quite good Truth.

...aaaand what beautiful poetry does our other roadie have to contribute? Tongue

Bulbous also tapered.

Yeah, but you've gotta wait until I say "Also, a tin teardrop".

Fast n bulbous!

That's right, The Mascara Snake, fast and bulbous. Also a tin teardrop.

Bulbous also tapered.

That's right. Approve
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Points: 5148 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 04 2010 at 11:06
Originally posted by A Person A Person wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by A Person A Person wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Originally posted by A Person A Person wrote:

Originally posted by NecronCommander NecronCommander wrote:

Originally posted by A Person A Person wrote:

Clap That is quite good Truth.

...aaaand what beautiful poetry does our other roadie have to contribute? Tongue

Bulbous also tapered.

Yeah, but you've gotta wait until I say "Also, a tin teardrop".

Fast n bulbous!

That's right, The Mascara Snake, fast and bulbous. Also a tin teardrop.

Bulbous also tapered.
That's right.

*Breaks into "Pena"*


Edited by UndercoverBoy - August 04 2010 at 11:08
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Points: 6442 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 04 2010 at 13:01
I hurt my fretting hand a bit at work today so no further recording before tomorrow. I really fear my track won't be weird enough, we'll see.
It's on PA!
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Points: 34550 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 04 2010 at 14:34
Bump for great justice.
Tried my hand at some guitar but I am just not good LOL at least not on the fly, and I dont have much time at the moment. Also I didnt know how to make it avant metal and I was starting to just rip off Agalloch. I'll stick to drums for now.

OK RTCers I'll be gone for 2 or 3 days. When I come back I want some good metal to drum too Rawks

Peace
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Points: 67407 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 04 2010 at 14:36
I made this noise thing, possibly to be used as a background for something, a drum or a bass solo, perhaps.
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