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Jim Garten
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Posted: April 21 2004 at 03:21 |
"in the silence of my shame, the mute that sang the siren song, has gone solo in the game, but the game is over"
Such melancholy lines from Mr Dick circa 1983 - the soundtrack to my ultimately futile life.
Whilst mulling over the bleakness of existence, and acknowledging the utter futility of the pursuit of happiness in any of its fey disguises, one cannot but ponder on those words of wisdom, written so many years ago by the late, lamented, Frank Zappa:
"I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up yer poop chute (core in the hole!!)"
Sage words, Mr Zappa...... Sage words
or, given the context, should that be sage & onion?
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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dude
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Posted: April 21 2004 at 04:16 |
I WEEP FOR SAD TOMMOROWS
AS I REPLAY "PEACE SELLS..BUT WHOS BUYING?" BY MEGADETH AND PUT ANOTHER COAT OF BLACK PAINT ON MY BEDROOM WALL I AM WATCHING TWO ANTS FIGHTING OVER A SPECK OF FOOD........ET TU MOTHER NATURE?.........SIGH!.........I THINK I HAVE ANOTHER GOTH PARTY TO GO TO
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Hammar
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Posted: April 21 2004 at 07:32 |
Glass-Prison wrote:
Frank Zappa had a tumulous and painful time near his death. His agony culminated in a fatal end, with his body succumbing to prostate cancer. I can still remember his last song, "Why does it hurt when I pee?" |
Peter Rideout: As the Central Scrutinizer you should make sure to complement the information above! You all should know that Lucille was the source of infection! I recommend: stick to the Kitchen Machine...
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Jim Garten
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Posted: April 21 2004 at 07:47 |
Hammar wrote:
you should make sure to complement the information above! |
Hammar - surely you mean "compliment"; remember, this is a thread for those of us who eschew humour & poor spelling ( Dude is excused spelling for being Australian). As such, we would respectfully ask that you use a form of spell-check before submitting entries to this most revered of threads.
Thank you.
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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dude
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Posted: April 21 2004 at 07:50 |
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Velvetclown
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Posted: April 21 2004 at 07:56 |
RED EMOTION ALERT !!!!!!!!
Attack from Down Under !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edited by Velvetclown
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Jim Garten
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Posted: April 21 2004 at 07:59 |
STOP LAUGHING AT THE BACK THERE, DUDE
How many times do I have to repeat, this is a SERIOUS thread; we are trying to establish a thoughtful, insightful, and above all, intelligent line of debate here. Indeed, you will note that I did not rise to the potential double entendre of the above entry "attack from down under".
Peter - as Headmaster, I must call on you to discipline these rogue elements.
Edited by Jim Garten
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Velvetclown
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Posted: April 21 2004 at 08:04 |
Yes hurt me, hurt me....pleeeease !!!!!!!!!
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dude
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Posted: April 21 2004 at 08:05 |
I SEEK YOUR FORGIVNESS GLOOM LADEN JIM AS I CONTEMPLATE THE SOULESS UNIVERSE WTH ITS MILLIONS OF COLD INDIFERENTE SUNS AS THEY LOOK DOWN AT THIS COSMIC FOLLY CALLED MAN.
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dude
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Posted: April 21 2004 at 08:31 |
AS A SERIUS PROG LISTENER I HAVE BEEN CONTEMPLATING THE SONG RAEDY EDDY BY ELP.THIS SONG IS ABOUT EDDYS CONCLUSION THAT LIFE IS ESSENTIALLY POINTLESS AND WITH THAT RAELIZATION HIS SOUL IS MADE FREE.THE TERM" READY TO ROCK AND ROLL" IS OBVIOUSLY A EUPHEMISM FOR THE TURBULENCE INHERENT IN THE HUMAN CONDITION AND THE ASSOCIATED FOIBLES OF HUMAN NATURE AND WITH THIS RAELIZATON EDDY IS RAEDY TO TAKE THE EXISTENTIALIST ROLE(MUCH LIKE CLINT EASTWOOD IN "DIRTY HARRY")THAT AN UNCARING "FATE"(PARADOXICALY) HAS PROFERED HIM.ELP HAS OBVIOUSLY USED HUMOR TO HIGHLIGHT EDDYS SMALL POSITION IN THE HIERACHY OF THE CONCIUS WORLD OND YET ALSO TO HIGHLIGHT HIS SMALL TRIUMPH.EMERSON LAKE AND PALMER ARE TO BE COMMENDED FOR THIS THOUGHTFUL AND POWERFUL SONG ON THE ENIGMA OF EXISTANCE
I AWAIT THE COMMENTS OF OTHER SERIUS PROG LISTENERS
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Hammar
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Posted: April 21 2004 at 08:34 |
Jim Garten wrote:
Hammar wrote:
you should make sure to complement the information above! |
Hammar - surely you mean "compliment"; remember, this is a thread for those of us who eschew humour & poor spelling (Dude is excused spelling for being Australian). As such, we would respectfully ask that you use a form of spell-check before submitting entries to this most revered of threads.
Thank you. |
I have been offended before the court! As the information was basically wrong I don't want anyone to compliment it! You can sentence me to death for my vocabulary, but Mr. Garten, as Sy Borg, you should check your FZ knowledge first.
Complement meaning add to the information. She messed my mind up, Lucille, but I still love her.
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Jim Garten
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Posted: April 21 2004 at 08:47 |
Hammar - my head is bowed, and my apology sincere; may I humbly beg your forgiveness
BUGGER!
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Hammar
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Posted: April 21 2004 at 09:48 |
Jim Garten wrote:
Hammar - my head is bowed, and my apology sincere; may I humbly beg your forgiveness
BUGGER! |
Hurray, I'm all clear!! Oh, sorry, no emotions...Your apologies accepted, sincere Garten!
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: April 21 2004 at 10:43 |
Childish cads. You should be flogged forthwith for your attempts at verbal jousting. Enough, I said, Enough. Bow thy heads and offer up thy hands for Sister Wackenhut's ruler. Sniveling is not allowed, Garten. Kneel.
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Jim Garten
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Posted: April 21 2004 at 11:41 |
Sister Wackenhut - to be thrashed about the hands is not punishment enough for my sins; I humbly present my posterior for your justified flagellation.
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: April 21 2004 at 13:44 |
I feel your posterior has had punishment enough, Mr. Garten. A few cracks on the knuckles will control the cracks issuing forth from your grim maw. Perchance the willyslapping has created a simmering beastie within. Tut, tut. Enough, already.
Back to business, ah yes, the stark bleak reality. One must ask;
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Are there no answers to these profund conundrums? What curious muse is at work here? Why does sense not prevail? Why does Jim Garten offer his behind for punishment? (Perplexed emoticon)
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RobJ
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Posted: April 21 2004 at 15:53 |
...meanwhile in a sunless place far from civilization's fetid stench a voice cries out into the great abyss that is his world... Who is Mariah Carey! 
..just trying to up my post numbers... sorry....
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Glass-Prison
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Posted: April 21 2004 at 17:58 |
I have always thought existentialists, like ELP's Eddie, are extremely depressing. It should be obvious that there is a meaning to human existence, and that meaning is human existence in itself. What puzzles me is Sartre, who claimed that humans were beings 'for themselves', ie. consciousness existing for their own purpose and end (as told in Being and Nothingness, his monumental work), yet in his other works, (especially 'No Exit') he portrays human existence as meaningless and absurd. Why would he write such a depressing story after stumbling upon the meaning of life in his other works? Perhaps he thought that humans were being 'for others', or consciousness solely for the benefit of others. It is no wonder he became depressed with such a destructive and altruistic mentality, a symptom I have seen in many marxists and christians, which deprives them of any sense of ego. It is for that reason that I am not an existentialist: I find they have failed to provide a meaning to human existence. Nonetheless, their philosophy is quite entertaining.
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Velvetclown
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Posted: April 22 2004 at 00:37 |
All this talk about Eddie who cares about him, now Benny had it tuff, he lived in a shoebox in the middle of the road, had to eat cold gravel for breakfast, while Eddie had a choice between ham or cheese. Benny had been lucky to have to make such a choice. Ok Benny did in all fairness have one good meal in his life, a cold meat pie, but he had to use it to defend himself from Peter Rideouts usual Neal Morse impersonation, trying to make a good Christian out of Benny.Peter turned Benny into a born again christian complete with 2 bellybuttons and everything. Now try and tell this to the young people of today and they won´t believe you.
No clown here either ------------>
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Jim Garten
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Posted: April 22 2004 at 02:54 |
danbo wrote:
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
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Any why (in England) is there only one Monopolies Commission?
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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