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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 30 2008 at 20:14
Haven't posted any of my poetry on here in ages, so 'ere goes!


Throat Haggle
For Ellie and her thoughts especially

Your neck sings sweeter than a factory alarm system
as I haul it out of the Thames on a wire and toss it to a dog
playing cricket with itself; yelps, knocks it for six
licks his balls and bounds along,
to the ticking of your song.

The jam inside is raspberry pink
it sinks when tasted,
smells like a man and can't be helped
no matter how I titter through it,
bellow through it,
make it gargle Anti- 'til it chokes.
It will always be your very much,
will always shake its penguin for sniggering,
Squeeze, rinse, kiss it gently on the belly and
march march march march march march march march march march march march
to an identical VIM.

O! to express my joy
when I feel your throat haggle under my chin,
making pure banality dance like a sack of
lentils,
bent in sicking retreat.
How many more rubber chickens must perish
before we realise why this actually matters?
100?
100?
200?
100?
Or even fewer than 100?
94, perhaps?
Regardless, it will still sound bad.
A grating, scratching oaf of a tune:
Three walruses banging on seperate drums.
Three voices tossing off through a nutcracker (admit it, you would!).
Three gulls cawing ceaselessly a sudden "be there/do that/won't you?" refrain.
Three ugly actions imposed upon a seperate sheet,
making unsense of the sensual,
sh*tting elements of grief for copper coins.
This is what I want from my Britain.
This is what I want from my hat.
This is what I want from my throat.
I want to be a gobstopper.

A throat might die,
a thought ejaculate,
a vol-au-vent tickle its sister.
Yet all, yet all, yet all, these won't if we can feed them sufficient stupidity.
Cack your cack and shove it in a sack,
stuff your knackers in your overalls and underall it
march march march march march march march march march march march march
to an identical VOM.

Your sanity is most unwelcome,
profanity a must.
Your
P O L I T I C K S
Your
I N T E R N E P T
is very much a mustn't.

Your neck sings sweeter than a shopping centre alarm system,
as I suck it out the packet and toss it to a frog.
He bursts 'HOORAY!' and leaps inside.
Don't say I didn't warn you.


Just Juice


publicly batter covenant in a friendly way with authorisation typical earthy weather/Not quite spat barney in a minute as far as we know/State of affairs so it is said I imagine concluding magnetic bargain toss around/Scarcely altercation stratum graciously difference of opinion/[nadir wrangle diligently overtly visibly makeshift repugnant fascinating coax stir up]

I love you.


Whether It Is Or It Isn't

Bail fin.
Ball fin.
Ball (pint of).
Ball (extract).
b*****d fin.
b*****d fin (extract).
Belgium lint-udder.
Belgium lint-udder (pint of).
Brunt.
Brunt fin.
Brunt fin (slanted).
Brunt fin (pint of).
Under-brunt fin.
Bugler (in a calendar).
Cardboard gusts.
Cardboard gusts fin.
Cardboard Horatio fin (extract).
Dog.
Dog fin.
Dog dog.
Dog dog dog.
Dog dog dog dog dog (in a calendar).
Doorbell grapeshot.
Doorbell gusts.
Under-doorbell gusts Horatio.
Doorbell xylographic (extract).
Doorbell xylographic fin.
Dust.
Empty cloth fin.
Empty dog fin.
Empty dog fin (reactionary).
Empty dog fin (pint of).
Empty dog fin (extract).
Empty dog fin (extract twice).
Under-empty man.
IT IS.
Empty man fin.
Existential front.
Gadfly.
Gadfly (pint of).
Gadfly (unwashed).
Git.
Git fin.
Git fin (slanted).
Goad emporium waspy emporium.
Goat emporium waspy emporium.
Goat emporium waspy lint-udder crust (in a calendar).
God.
IT IS.
God gnat.
IT ISN’T.
Guilded honk (pint of).
Guilded honk (unwashed twice).
Guilty god fly gadfly gnat fly.
Guilty weather reporter stuffing apricots down his (slanted).
Guilty weather reporter stuffing apricots fin.
Heady tub fin.
Heady tub.
Heady tub (pint of).
Heady tub (brooming clockwise).
Hemp hump Horatio.
Ho ho falter biscuit.
Hoary Paxman prodding congratulations.
Hoary Paxman prodding (in a calendar).
Igloo fin.
Igloo foot.
Igloo foot fin.
Igloo (brooming clockwise).
Ingot.
Ink rot.
Involuntary cupping.
Just juice.
Just Paxman.
Just Paxman fin (in a calendar).
Kilt.
Labia.
Labia fin.
Labia fin (reactionary).
Labia fin (extract in a calendar).
Lacking prawns.
Lacking prawn opinions.
Lacking prawn opinion polls.
Lacking qualified brunt.
Ladle triptych.
Ladle tubby foot fin.
Lamp.
Lanced cloth.
Lassie’s mottled face.
Lassie’s mottled face fin (extract).
Lassie’s mottled face fin (pint of).
Lassie’s mottled face fin (pint of twice).
Lassie’s vermillion doorbell gusts.
IT ISN’T.
Launching bread mistakes.
Leperous post-its.
Leperous fin (reactionary).
Levy buttock.
Levy hand.
Levy hand fin.
Levy wrist biscuit.
Lewd igloo foot fin supping fin.
Lewd igloo foot (in a calendar).
Lifeless rope forward slash.
Lick frond (pint of).
Limitless revolving.
Lip promotion.
Liquid sock.
Liquid subtext (slanted).
Lop promotion.
Lop fin biscuit.
Lop your majesty.
Novelisation (extract).
Organised gadfly disaster.
Poultry gadfly disaster.
Quip Paxman cupping fin.
Ruthless frond blot brunt.
Sociopathic remnant.
Socratic belgium arse.
Sopping tub.
Sopping tub fin.
Titular welfare state (in a calendar).
Tubular ripcord.
Tubular rut.
Tusky digestive gadfly disaster.
Uncle Ambrose.
Uncle Devin.
Uncle Paxman lodging apricots in his (slanted).
Vinegar holdall Horatio whoop.
Watery freeforall gadfly disaster.
Watery tweed man.
Wax goat.
Wax goat fin.
Womble hutch monstrosity.
Womble synagogue dough.
Womble tub fin.
Womble tub.
Womble tub (reactionary).
Womble tub (slanted).
Womble tub (pint of).
Womble tub (brooming clockwise).
Womble tub (extract).
Womble tub (extract thrice).
Womble tub (in a calendar).
Womble tub lint-udder Paxman biscuit dog dog dog fin gust fin clammy brunt fin (unwashed).
Xiphoid bail.
Xiphoid ball.
IT IS AND, THEN AGAIN, IT ISN’T.
Under-xiphoid.
Yapping (in a calendar).


And finally, a poem which isn't by me, but four rats I happen to be friends with.


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Mr Hugo Ball-Rat,
The Bar Bar Baron,
Dente Lion,
E. D. Rinkl.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 02 2008 at 12:06
Wow!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 03 2008 at 16:16
I Ate the EU

I ate the European Union:
all the countries in it,
all the lands
and all the people.
It was a strange mixture.
When I was finished
I picked my teeth with regulations,
wiped my mouth on directives
and left without paying the bill
for I had eaten all my euros.
So I ran to my independent home,
hid under my independent bed
and started to wait for an attack
by the crooked bananas.



The Benefits of Amusing Food (Arranged in Funny Shapes etc.)

If eating is necessary
and eating is fun
then fun is necessary
and fun is fun.
Fun invokes creativity
and creativity invokes fun
and fun is fun.
If everyone ate funny food
then everyone would have fun
and if everyone had fun
then everything would be fun
and that would be fun
and fun is fun.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 07 2008 at 06:57
The Rocket Launcher and Her Son

Farewell, my son,
for you've grown old.
It's time for you to break the mold;
to see the world with your own eyes,
to scorch the earth and glide the skies.
Farewell, my son,
it's time to go.
Feel no sorrow, feel no woe.

What's that I hear
above the skies?
Is that you who moans and cries?
What's the matter, my dear son?
Aren't you flying, having fun?
What's that I see?
A flash of light -
then darkness, the eternal night.

Where are you now?
Why can't I see?
Why can't I hear you calling me?
If only I could just once more
feel your warm metallic core.
I miss you, son,
oh please come home.
I'm so empty, so alone.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 07 2008 at 12:54
Someone ought to compile Vompatti's poetry and release it as a book. I'd buy it.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 07 2008 at 14:06
Originally posted by Philéas Philéas wrote:

Someone ought to compile Vompatti's poetry and release it as a book. I'd buy it.

And I'd gladly take money for it. Big%20smile The weird thing is, whenver I try to write poems in Finnish, nothing comes out.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 12 2008 at 17:26
I used to be pretty crappy poet, looking back at my old stuff, but I think i've gotten better. Here's one I recently wrote:
 
Teenage jesus creates an unholy racket
screaming blissfully profane
psychobabble from a shaking mind,
godly sensation,
mental masturbation
vandalising the streets with idealism,
the concrete now shadowy and sensual
Craving inner city tripping
to escape this suburban security
imaginary clausterphobia
desire to see the mind
mixing purity and derangment, beauty in chaos
art in raw vulgarity
Hallucinating the desire to understand
create an expressway to nirvana
simulate the violence of the senses
can we see our society in the scattered bumtrash?
bottles of gin, syringes, orange peels, condoms
Mixed with the spoiled dirt and grass of the park
we blast the rock'n'roll noise
through the streets and into our ears
to drown out sounds of screeching motorways
Our lives raised into senseless spectacles
becoming the art we desire to create
"We want heaven and we want it now!"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 19 2008 at 18:27
The Fable of the Man and the Worm

The other day I was walking along the forest road when suddenly my eyes met those of a little worm. "Halt!" yelled the worm, "for I have a song for you." She opened her little mouth and sang her song in a mighty soprano voice. It went like this:

I know not you stranger, but do not be scared,
we're both the same once completely bared.
You are a trav'ler, a trav'ler am I,
alike we do live, alike we shall die.

Now that you've laid your feet on this trail,
so very old yet so very frail,
watch where you step, don't trample your friend,
for she is the one you'll yearn in the end.

When it's your time to rot and decay
turn into ground and wither away,
I am the one who comes to release
your soul from your corpse, deliver your peace.

Now that you're here, why don't you lay down,
embrace the earth and lay down your crown.
Soon it's your time and while waiting the bell
beneath your body I'd most gladly dwell.

With a seductive look on her face the worm pulled me down to the ground, so close I could hear the footsteps of nearby men resonating from its surface. I tried shouting for help, but regardless of several anxious attempts I couldn't get my mouth open. Noticing my desperation the worm tried to calm me down with another song:

So it is, you've met your fate
and laying on my gravel plate
you twitch and pant in hopelessness
as if you were now something less
than what you were while standing up
closer to the Heavens' top.

But think about it, can't you see,
what's ground to you is roof to me
and when you've laid down on the ground
it's not just dirt that you have found
but Heavens of the world below,
its luminous yet earthly glow.

I was both comforted and baffled by this strange song. Was I, a powerless human being who had just become mute and tied to the ground by the worm's mysterious spell, laying on the top of an earthly Heaven? Miraculous sensations were running through my practically immobile body, and my mind became filled with such revelations that I could hardly keep myself together. Suddenly my mouth opened and words started flowing out of it:

The world is a garden enclosed by words
and Heaven its outmost fence,
but the world of men and the world of worms
are seen through a different lens.

When I look down at the dirt and the sand
what I see is the bottom of the world,
but when you, the worm, rise to this land
it's as if into Heavens you were hurled.

If the earth I see is the Heaven of worms,
it's truly an honour for me
to come to you now from the Heavens above,
lay down and be devoured by thee.

I was laying on the ground, peacefully, when I felt a peculiar lightness and unexpectedly regained my ability to move. I stood up, and the worm began to speak:

Now that you know your place and mine
- and it's not yet time for me to dine -
you may leave, but keep in mind
the little worm you left behind,
the humble creature in her depth,
the trusty servant in your death.
Keep in mind what we have spoken,
go in peace, the path is open.

We said our farewells and I went on my way. As I tread along the quiet forest road I gazed at the ground and I gazed at the sky, the two Heavens now revealed to my eye.
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A True Story That Happened to Me, Vompatti, When I Woke Up Today, February 20th, 2008

Drilled awake
from the outside
like a person
I was proud.
The morning was noise
like a vision
or an entrance
drilled awake.
Into the cavern
I stepped breathing
for the first time
like a person.
I saw space
breathing
through the skin
of its guests.
For the first time
I was a person
in the space
drilled awake.
The people there
were proud guests
breathing space
in the morning.
Their skin was awake
like an entrance
or a vision
into the cavern.
Through the skin
I stepped awake
for the first time
like a proud guest.
I saw the people
drilled awake
from the outside
in the morning.
I saw the people
in the space
breathing
for the first time.
I saw the people
like a vision
or an entrance
through the skin.
Drilled awake
in a vision
I was breathing
from the outside.
Drilled awake
into the cavern
I saw the people
through the skin.
Drilled awake
in the morning
for the first time
I was a person.



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You've lived on my tongue long enough, words,
step down and fly, fly into her ear,
crawl into her head, into her brain,
break down and recombine, divide and unite,
swim into her mouth, onto her tongue,
live on her tongue long enough, words,
then step down and fly, fly back home.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 20 2008 at 17:13

I too would buy a book Vompatti's poetry!


So, why not, I'll put something of mine here...

 

 
Calendar

 
How I fear these structured machines,
Hanging, dripping down the wall,
Rows: only seven squares of chances,
Dates of independence, celebration,
Moons on their axis of rotation,
And linear strokes to tell me when to sleep.
Although we all dream of jumping the lines,
Playing hopscotch with the time,
Let us name that priceless space;
Like children, with cute rhyming titles,

All will end in ‘day’.
But as there is always a tomorrow, there is always a favourite, late, 5th in the week:
The socialist, lie-back-and-drink kind of man
Who outshines the cycle's redundancy…again.
Did he pass by so soon?

 

It was a gift from your right-brained friend:
The current: now the prequel.
He will graduate in the sequel,
With his defining diploma,
But all his books are misread, mis-lived.

 

I can pin-point here when you turned forty-two
(Another numerical nuisance,
Let’s just say it was your pink birthday)
Chart upon chart the doctor revised
Holding hands with the clock ‘til you die.
In the other hand, clenched: a sheet that can tell
The amount of cells;
Shrinking, shriveling…
Alas, a conclusion: you’re growing no more.
So it’s time you became a farmer,
Harvesting your age,
Cropping the crops so that they fit on the page.
A tricky business to sell live books, it is.
The tuck shop has it much easier selling bait
Because no one is willing to fish for space.
Those landlords have the life,
Or do they have the math?
They’re counting their chickens, fingers, feelings…
Thinking little symbols are felt, grasped, hatched.
Was it not the number folk who told me?
Their own bodies are water-based.
This is why I swim in a mixture of paint.
Side-stroke through the month of blue…
Yes, I will design your calendars,
But the useless numbers will be up to you.
Signed Monday, February 12th, 2008,
Day, month, year, time, date.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 21 2008 at 16:15
The Love Song of a Repenting and Thus Somewhat Pathetic Zombie

Today I had seven brains
for breakfast
and twenty more for dinner.
I chew fast.

No matter how much I eat
I'm hungry.
This addiction to food
makes my angry.

Chewing brains helps me calm down
for a while.
Afterwards I beat my head
to a tile.

I wish I could get rid of
this habbit.
I'm addicted, and more than
just a bit.

Writing crappy poetry
doesn't help.
Thinking about other things
doesn't help.

Bring me brains, I want them now!
Now! Now! Now!
With warm flesh, juicy eyeballs!
Now! Now! Now!

I'm sorry for everything
that I am.
I've tried to change my diet
to dry ham.

I wish I met someone who
could help me,
be there for me, hold my hand
and help me.

I wish I could get someone
to like me.
But no one likes barbarians
like me.

But who cares, bring me some brains,
deliver!
We only live once, exist
forever.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 23 2008 at 08:28
An Irrational Wish to Become an Amnesiac Serial Killer Leading to an Expected Lack of Revelation

Fingers on the bathroom floor
attached to a body
not mine -
I never wake up like this.
Walking in the fog
I always expect
the same.
Only when I forget what was
can I almost see exceptions
but they are no exceptions
once they have happened.
An unidentified shape,
an area not yet an object -
hopeless.
A point of view without assumptions,
a pair of eyes without goggles,
a subject without self -
I never wake up like this.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 04 2008 at 21:40
Hey guys, just stopping by here to mention how much I like this thread.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 11 2008 at 12:28
Horizontal Dances?

Lively dances
danced on the front lawn
illuminate us
but if I saw the sun in movement
alone from above
I'd be bored.
Can YOU see the dance?
You CAN?
For someone who watches movies horizontally
you've got a pretty straight mind!
Those who never get up
dance their lives on the lawn
to ones like you.
I'm not sure if it's supposed to feel right
but I look up to you when I feel down,
when you've left.
Horizontal dances turn up vertical,
so don't turn them down.
The right impression will be left
when you're down.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 11 2008 at 12:30
My friend refers to sex as "the horizontal dance". 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 11 2008 at 12:36
Originally posted by Shakespeare Shakespeare wrote:

My friend refers to sex as "the horizontal dance". 

So do I. Or do I?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 11 2008 at 12:48
Minimalism in literature?

The aura
The aura
The aura was there
was there
was there
The aura
The aura
The aura was there
was there
was
The aura
The aura
was
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 13 2008 at 17:53
Umm, a silly quiestion, but is this serious or for laughs? If the former, I might contribute.Smile
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 16 2008 at 14:53
^ Of course this is dead serious. So go ahead and pour your vision upon us, we may not laugh. Stern%20Smile



Fragments of a Dream Regarding an Old Man's Ear

(i) At the Gates

Ripe flesh breeds ancient liquids.
Murky substances swag outwards.
Shivering I enter.

(ii) In the Hallway

Yellow walls float closer and through.
The world is yellow and green.
I can't see its borders.
I miss my smotherability.
The waves are nothing but air.
They push me outwards.
I paddle.
I still have my hands.

(iii) In the King's Chamber

The source of everything is here.
Here all entities are born.
The king bangs his gong and releases them into the wild.
The waves are nothing but air.
They pierce my thoughts and body.
They push me outwards.
I try to paddle.
My mouth is full of wax.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 09 2008 at 17:59
Digging Out Some Pieces of Food ad Infinitum

What remains between the teeth,
what the tongue cannot reach,
must be fought with nails.
With trembling hands
and fracturing mind
I reach for the target.
No success.
I've such short nails
and the night is very cold.
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