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SaltyJon
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Joined: February 08 2008
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Points: 28772
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 13:39 |
Original text: "Every good cat develops flying destructive robots. " ...56 translations later we get: "Cats work hard to get rid of"
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Luna
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Joined: July 28 2010
Location: Funky Town
Status: Offline
Points: 12794
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 13:39 |
Now I'm scared: Original text: "Why does Matt love ponies so much?" ...56 translations later we get: "It is important"
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A Person
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Joined: November 10 2008
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Points: 65760
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 13:40 |
SolarLuna96 wrote:
Now I'm scared:
Original text: "Why does Matt love ponies so much?" ...56 translations later we get: "It is important"
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The internet gods have spoken. Ponies = srs bsns
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Joined: July 04 2005
Location: Malaria
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Points: 89372
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 13:41 |
"Henry Plainview is a very disturbing boy who likes pony porn" ...56 translations later we get: "And intended Akira East 莱恩普 tosiro."
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Luna
Forum Senior Member
Joined: July 28 2010
Location: Funky Town
Status: Offline
Points: 12794
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 13:42 |
Wait, what? Original text: "Ponies are not in any way serious business." ...56 translations later we get: "The statue of a cow is hard."
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Luna
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Joined: July 28 2010
Location: Funky Town
Status: Offline
Points: 12794
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 13:44 |
Here you go, Matt: Original text: "Henry hates ponies and always will." ...56 translations later we get: "Henry is not for me."
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SaltyJon
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Joined: February 08 2008
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Points: 28772
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 13:44 |
Another wait, what? moment: Original text: "Henry Cow is a band. " ...56 translations later we get: "Art and see problems."
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TheGazzardian
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Joined: August 11 2009
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 8774
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 13:44 |
I told the witch doctor I was in love with you" ...10 translations later we get: "Shaman love"
Edited by TheGazzardian - March 04 2011 at 13:45
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VanderGraafKommandöh
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Joined: July 04 2005
Location: Malaria
Status: Offline
Points: 89372
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 13:44 |
"Twelfth Ellen Page" ...56 translations later we get: "Allen."
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Vompatti
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Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
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Points: 67441
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 13:45 |
"Someone must have been telling lies about Joseph K., for without having done anything wrong he was arrested one fine morning." ...56 translations later we get: "Was arrested for breakfast as there was a problem."
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SaltyJon
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Joined: February 08 2008
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Points: 28772
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 13:46 |
Original text: "My hovercraft is full of eels!" ...56 translations later we get: "Aerogliseur fun!"
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Luna
Forum Senior Member
Joined: July 28 2010
Location: Funky Town
Status: Offline
Points: 12794
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 13:47 |
Original text: "What would you do if I dumped a bucket of water on y head right now?" ...56 translations later we get: "Right if necessary, do not go in the water cylinder?"
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VanderGraafKommandöh
Prog Reviewer
Joined: July 04 2005
Location: Malaria
Status: Offline
Points: 89372
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 13:48 |
"Why does John talk so much bullsh*t?" ...56 translations later we get: "That is what idiots"
I should have restricted to less translation, because:
"Why does John talk so much bullsh*t?" ...10 translations later we get: "Why John So stupid?"
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Vompatti
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Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67441
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 13:49 |
Original text: "Not everybody knows how I killed old Phillip Mathers, smashing his jaw in with my spade." ...56 translations later we get: "Fu Yuan 马瑟菲利 football injury to my mind, the Jaws of Death"
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Luna
Forum Senior Member
Joined: July 28 2010
Location: Funky Town
Status: Offline
Points: 12794
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 13:49 |
Original text: "How does it work?" ...56 translations later we get: "What is your problem."
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SaltyJon
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Joined: February 08 2008
Location: Location
Status: Offline
Points: 28772
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 13:50 |
Original text: "The
cockpit? What is it? It's the little room in the front of the plane
where the pilots sit, but that's not important right now. " ...56 translations later we get: "This is a small room to experiment, but something."
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Luna
Forum Senior Member
Joined: July 28 2010
Location: Funky Town
Status: Offline
Points: 12794
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 13:51 |
What our new SR title should be: Original text: "I Think Ellen Page is a Cylon" ...56 translations later we get: "I saironerenpeiji."
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Vompatti
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Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67441
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 13:55 |
Original text: "A seasoned witch could call you from the depths of your disgrace and rearrange your liver to the solid mental grace." ...56 translations later we get: "They are fun, but deep feelings of love and the heart, known as Structural changes in society."
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VanderGraafKommandöh
Prog Reviewer
Joined: July 04 2005
Location: Malaria
Status: Offline
Points: 89372
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 13:56 |
One thing it hates, much like a lot of people on P.A., is Jon Anderson's lyrics on TfTO: "PURANAS: The Ancient probes still further into the past beyond the
point of remembering. Here Steve's guitar is pivotal in sharpening
reflection on the beauties and treasures of lost civilisations,
Indian, Chinese, Central American, Atlantean." ...56 translations later we get: "Frana
New 兰蒂 Guitarist Steve 斯文 families 亚特 to ensure that you find all of
the United States, China, India and Central America."
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Luna
Forum Senior Member
Joined: July 28 2010
Location: Funky Town
Status: Offline
Points: 12794
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Posted: March 04 2011 at 13:56 |
Original text:"I've seen all good people turn their heads each day so satisfied I'm on my way." ...56 translations later we get: "Look at me all day is happy and healthy, thanks."
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