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Icarium 
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 Posted: April 20 2017 at 06:43 |
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This is a good series with an amazing cast
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 20 2017 at 07:31 |
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Three men of low moral fiber walk into a scrollbar.
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Posted: April 20 2017 at 08:51 |
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The bartender asks the first man, "
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when i was a kid a doller was worth ten dollers - now a doller couldnt even buy you fifty cents
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twseel
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Posted: April 20 2017 at 09:14 |
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"Would you like this scroll? It was produced by slaves."
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HemispheresOfXanadu
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Posted: April 20 2017 at 10:06 |
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A true humanitarian, the first man exclaims "No, that's immoral!"
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Magnum Vaeltaja
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Posted: April 20 2017 at 10:25 |
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The three men leer at the bartender, before the second man chimes in, "Okay, Mr. Bartender. Try me now."
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when i was a kid a doller was worth ten dollers - now a doller couldnt even buy you fifty cents
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 20 2017 at 12:41 |
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^ that joke is a little too 1980s for my tastes
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Posted: April 20 2017 at 13:50 |
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The bartender says "Well do you wanna buy a scroll or not? I've got other customers!"
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Icarium
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Posted: April 20 2017 at 14:06 |
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Are you allowed to be in bars?
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Posted: April 20 2017 at 14:58 |
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not explicitly
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Icarium
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Posted: April 20 2017 at 15:15 |
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Ok, have you hanged around in Antwerpen at any time?
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*Something humorously ironic about the first man being a slave to society, the second man a business owner who buys from sweatshops overseas and the third man
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Posted: April 20 2017 at 15:47 |
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The Third Man is a 1949 British film noir directed by Carol Reed and written by Graham Greene.
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Posted: April 20 2017 at 18:03 |
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Posted: April 20 2017 at 18:16 |
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Belgium has alot of what other countries don't want in it
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I like Belgian beers.
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I like Belgian chocolate.
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I like Belgian Belgians
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Maybe the punchline loses a little in the translation.
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when i was a kid a doller was worth ten dollers - now a doller couldnt even buy you fifty cents
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I like that Belgium has the lowest proportion of McDonald's per inhabitant in the developed world.
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