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Snow Dog 
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Posted: July 09 2005 at 07:47 |
Can you make a clever porn title out of an existing album, the same way the do with films?
e.g " Saving Ryan's Privates" or "Jurassic Pork"
Heres a few
The Yes, Yes, Yes Album
Tales From Pornographic Oceans
Relay Her
Going for Her Bum
and I have a Deep Purple one .....Band, Taste The Come!
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BaldFriede
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Posted: July 09 2005 at 08:47 |
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How about "Foxy Twat" instead of "Foxtrot"?
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 BaldJean and I; I am the one in blue.
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LDGuy
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Joined: May 31 2005
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Posted: July 09 2005 at 14:30 |
DT - Images and Turds (some sick playing on this album)
DT - Through her Flies
ELP - Pictures of an Exhibitionist
VDGG - Porn Marts
VDGG - Pleasure Dome (no change needed here)
I can't be bothered to think of any more...
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Cygnus X-2
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Posted: July 09 2005 at 16:37 |
- ELP- Whip Some Skull on Ya! (wasn't that the original title to BSS?)
- ELP- Pork Us
- Dream Theater- Falling out of Virginity
- Pink Floyd- Wish You Were Her
or the worst of the worst:
- Yes- The Big Defacator
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Tony R
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Posted: July 09 2005 at 19:03 |
 Cygnus X-2 wrote:
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Porkers more like!
Time to wheel it out again,just for Linda.....
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Cygnus X-2
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Posted: July 09 2005 at 23:18 |
Tony R wrote:
Cygnus X-2 wrote:
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Porkers more like!
Time to wheel it out again,just for Linda.....
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God they look awful in that photo.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 10 2005 at 02:51 |
Can't we just use the Arse thread for this one??
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Snow Dog
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Posted: July 10 2005 at 08:43 |
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^ NO!
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BaldJean
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Posted: July 10 2005 at 12:09 |
Some porn Jethro Tull albums:
"Menstruating in the Gallery"
"Heavily Hung Horses"
"Thick as a Dick"
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 A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta
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Cygnus X-2
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Posted: July 10 2005 at 12:50 |
VDGG: God likes it Rough 
Genesis: Nursery Crimes (That title was already a bit suggestive if you think about it)
And my personal favorite:
Pink Floyd- The Final Cu*t
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Snow Dog
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Posted: July 10 2005 at 13:29 |
Cygnus X-2 wrote:
And my personal favorite:
Pink Floyd- The Final Cu*t
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Good one!
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Snow Dog
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Posted: July 10 2005 at 13:31 |
BaldJean wrote:
Some porn Jethro Tull albums:
"Menstruating in the Gallery
"Heavily Hung Horses"
"Thick as a Dick"
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If thats porn you can leave me out!
The others though!
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Cygnus X-2
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Posted: July 10 2005 at 13:38 |
Snow Dog wrote:
BaldJean wrote:
Some porn Jethro Tull albums:
"Menstruating in the Gallery
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If thats porn you can leave me out!
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To some people it is, Snowie.
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Cygnus X-2
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Posted: July 10 2005 at 13:46 |
A few more:
Rush- Caress my Steel
Rush- Prest-Oh!
Rush- Liquid Trails
and the finale:
Rush- Hold the Boner 
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BaldJean
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Posted: July 10 2005 at 13:47 |
Cygnus X-2 wrote:
Snow Dog wrote:
BaldJean wrote:
Some porn Jethro Tull albums:
"Menstruating in the Gallery
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If thats porn you can leave me out!
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To some people it is, Snowie. |
The ancient Greek, who had a huge sexual vocabulary for all kinds of
perversions, had the term "phoinikizein", with which they named the act
of performing oral sex on a menstruating woman. It was contemptuous of
the Phoenicians though, because literally it means "The way the
Phoenicians do it". (I had to learn Greek for my study of history, and
these sexual terms were a source of constant fun among the students).
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A shot of me as High Priestess of Gaia during our fall festival. Ceterum censeo principiis obsta
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Syzygy
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Posted: July 10 2005 at 13:58 |
Threesome friends - Genital Giant
Market Square Whorehouse - Marillion
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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Cygnus X-2
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Posted: July 10 2005 at 14:01 |
^You've inspired me, Syzygy:
Marillion- Touch my Marbles
Marillion- Clutching at Balls
Marillion- Misplaced Manhood
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Snow Dog
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Posted: July 10 2005 at 14:29 |
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..........and "Sea Son's End"
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Paulieg
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Posted: July 10 2005 at 14:32 |
Triumvirat-Old Farts Can't Get Hard
Threshold-Critical Ass
Caravan-Girls That Go Bump In The Night
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Cygnus X-2
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Posted: July 10 2005 at 14:43 |
Kansas- Left Over Her
King Crimson- Larks' Tongue in Her Ass-pick
And my last one:
Yes- Magnifu*kation
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