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softandwet 
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 Topic: Why does everyone hate The Battle Of Epping ForestPosted: April 20 2020 at 11:14 |
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I don't understand this hatred, for me it sounds like a tiny Supper's Ready, so what's the deal?
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Posted: April 20 2020 at 11:25 |
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Posted: April 20 2020 at 11:29 |
Not everybody does hate it. Many people like it, hence the very high reviews on average for the album as a whole. However, to compare it as a mini Supper’s Ready is taking the love a tad too far, methinks
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Posted: April 20 2020 at 11:31 |
where did you get the idea that everyone hates the song? Some people dislike it. In the interview for the reissue of SETB, even Rutherford and Banks complained about it. But in other interviews they were proud of their 80s work, so what do I know?!
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Posted: April 20 2020 at 14:37 |
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East-end (London) gangland just ain't a comfortable milieu for public schoolboys
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Posted: April 20 2020 at 15:07 |
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I don't know of any hate towards it, but maybe I have missed something. As for me personally, I do like it to some extent, but I think it is rather overblown. And then there are the theatrical voices in some parts of the song which I find quite irritating.
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AFlowerKingCrimson
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Posted: April 20 2020 at 15:10 |
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I don't hate it I just think it's kind of sloppy. :)
I actually don't mind listening to it and find it a fun listen when in the right mood but unfortunately it's the weakest link on the album.
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Posted: April 20 2020 at 15:25 |
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Good question, I mean, that’s literally progressive music right there.
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Posted: April 20 2020 at 16:24 |
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I don't hate it either. It's a fun track with good musicianship in typical Genesis style. If you don't like this track then I don't think classic 70's Genesis is for you, as this one is bang on.
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Posted: April 20 2020 at 16:41 |
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I don't hate it, but it isn't a favorite. Definitely weighed down the album for my on my first many listens. It just doesn't gel very well and it goes on not gelling for 11 minutes in the middle of the album. The lyrics are fun, but it really is one of those cases where Tony might have been right about Gabriel tossing way too many words over his beautiful instrumental.
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Posted: April 20 2020 at 16:46 |
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Yep, it's very verbose. I just pulled the lyrics from online and if you compare it to the other songs on the album it probably has at least tiwce as many lyrics. Lyrics
(Taken from a news story concerning two rival gangs fighting Over East-End Protection rights) Along the Forest Road, there's hundreds of cars - luxury cars. Each has got its load of convertible bars, cutlery cars - superscars! For today is the day when they sort it out, sort it out, 'cause they disagree on a gangland boundary. Yes, they disagree on a gangland boundary. There's Willy Wright and his boys - One helluva noise, that's Billy's boys! With fully-fashioned mugs, that's Little John's thugs, The Barking Slugs - supersmugs! For today is the day when they sort it out, sort it out, These Christian soldiers fight to protect the poor. East end heroes got to score in... The Battle of Epping Forest, It's the Battle of Epping Forest, Right outside your door. You ain't seen nothing like it. No, you ain't seen nothing like it, Not since the Civil War. Coming over the hill are the boys of Bill, And Johnny's lads stand very still. With the thumpire's shout, they all start to clout - there's no guns in this gentleman's bout. Georgie moves in on the outside left With a chain flying round his head; And Harold Demure, from Art Literature, Nips up the nearest tree. (Here come the cavalry!) Admidst the battle roar, Accountants keep the score: 10-4. They've never been alone, after getting a radiophone. The bluebells are ringing for Sweetmeal Sam, real ham, Handing out bread and jam just like any picnic. It's 5-4 on William Wright; he made his pile on Derby night. When Billy was a kid, walking the streets, The other kids hid - so they did! Now, after working hard in security trade, he's got it made. The shops that need aid are those that haven't paid. "I do my double-show quick!" said Mick the Prick, fresh out the nick. "I sell cheap holiday. The minute they leave, Then a visit I pay - and does it pay!" And his friend, Liquid Len by name, Of Wine, Women and Wandsworth fame, Said "I'm breaking the legs of the b*****d that got me framded!" They called me the Reverend when I entered the Church unstained; My employers have changed but the name has remained. It all began when I went on a tour, Hoping to find some furniture. I followed a sign - it said "Beautiful Chest". It led to a lady who showed me her best. She was taken by surprise when I quickly closed my eyes. So she rang the bell, and quick as hell Bob the Nob came out on his job To see what the trouble was. "Louise, is the Reverend hard to please?" "You're telling me!" "Perhaps, sir, if it's not too late. We could interest you in our Staffordshire plate?" "Oh no, not me, I'm a man of repute." But the Devil caught hold of my soul and a voice called out "Shoot!" To save my steeple, I visited people; For this I'd gone when I met Little John. His name came, I understood, When the judge said "You're a robbing hood." He told me of his strange foundation, Conceived on sight of the Woodstock nation; He'd had to hide his reputation. When poor, 'twas salvation from door to door. But now, with a pin-up guru every week, It's Love, Peace & Truth Incorporated for all who seek. He employed me as a karmacanic, with overall charms. His hands were then fit to receive, receive alms. That's why we're in The Battle of Epping Forest, It's the Battle of Epping Forest, Right outside your door. We guard your souls for peanuts, And we guard your shops and houses For just a little more. In with a left hook is the Bethnal Green Butcher, But he's countered on the right by Mick's chain-gang fight, And Liquid Len, with his smashed bottle men, Is lobbing Bob the Nob across the gob. With his kissar in a mess, Bob seems under stress, But Jones the Jug hits Len right in the mug; And Harold Demure, who's still not quite sure, Fires acorns from out of his sling. (Here come the cavalry!) Up, up above the crowd, Inside their Silver Cloud, done proud, The bold and brazen brass, seen darkly through the glass. The butler's got jam on his Rolls; Roy doles out the lot, With tea from a silver pot just like any picnic. Along the Forest Road, it's the end of the day And the Clouds roll away. Each has got its load - they'll come out for the count At the break-in of day. When the limos return for their final review, it's all through' - all they can see is the morning goo. "There's no-one left alive - must be draw." So the Blackcap Barons toss a coin to settle the score. |
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Posted: April 20 2020 at 16:53 |
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It's a slog and a half, but I'm not the biggest fan of Genesis anyway...
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Posted: April 20 2020 at 17:24 |
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I don’t get how this is our second highest rated album when people are always complaining about either epping forest, more fool me and after the ordeal. I don’t think after the ordeal is amazing but I have no issue with those other two.
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Posted: April 20 2020 at 17:32 |
I think it's all about the sound of the album. It's gorgeously produced, just the right balance and blend of all the different instruments. Add in at least 3 stone cold Genesis classics and some pretty good sequencing and overall themes and you have yourself a prog classic. Besides, Yes' Fragile manages to win people over on the strength of 3 or 4 songs all the time (not that the other material is bad at all, but come on).
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Posted: April 20 2020 at 22:01 |
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I remember reading that the band had conceived and written it as an instrumental and were displeased when they found out Gabriel had gone in late night and laid this torrent of words on top of it without consulting with them about it.
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Posted: April 20 2020 at 23:05 |
I've read similar accounts. According to Tony, Gabriel would do that quite a lot. That's why the end of Apocalypse in 9/8 isn't instrumental. In Gabriel's defense, he's usually doing the song a favor.
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Posted: April 20 2020 at 23:43 |
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It’s a little funny. I’ve seen so many folks claim this album as an absolute masterpiece...yet many of them skip this track. Sorta like all the people who go up and down about the King Crimson debut yet haven’t heard Moonchild since 73 during a mushroom trip
 Personally? I dig the tune..although Peter probably should’ve mentioned something to the lads before he infused the Vaudeville touch. |
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Posted: April 21 2020 at 00:10 |
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Don't feel badly, I quite enjoy "Time Table" on Foxtrot, which earns me great malice amongst Genesis fans!
"Epping Forest" is decent, but not a masterpiece. Tony Banks does some great synth leads on that one.
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Posted: April 21 2020 at 00:34 |
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I don't like it apart from the brilliant first 2 minutes. It comes crashing out of the gates with serious intent and then falls at the firth or fifth hurdle (see what I did there lol). It's a weirdly muddled album for the second top album but even I have to admit it was my favourite album about 30 years ago. Now I feel it's missing too much. Even Cinema show is just a little bit too 'quiet' for my taste. The only untouchable tracks on this album are Dancing With The Moonlit Knight and Firth of Fifth but they are glorious and if you see in terms of being their most eccentric album then it's not so bad
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Posted: April 21 2020 at 00:40 |
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It's one of my favorite Genesis Gabriel tracks, and I've always loved it! I love that proggies have a gripe with it even more LOL.
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