Silly Story VI: The Death of Literature
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Topic: Silly Story VI: The Death of Literature
Posted By: Anthony H.
Subject: Silly Story VI: The Death of Literature
Date Posted: January 02 2011 at 12:50
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The last one is pretty much dead now, so I'm stating a new one: One day, in -------------  |
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: January 02 2011 at 12:53
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someone's left nostril ------------- 
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Posted By: The Truth
Date Posted: January 02 2011 at 12:56
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: January 02 2011 at 12:57
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beardless gnome warrior -------------
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Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: January 02 2011 at 14:00
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sworn to protect
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Posted By: The Sleepwalker
Date Posted: January 02 2011 at 14:08
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the masked trout -------------
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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: January 02 2011 at 14:09
| from the death |
Posted By: The Truth
Date Posted: January 02 2011 at 14:10
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of himself and/or ------------- http://blindpoetrecords.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow">
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Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: January 02 2011 at 14:12
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the atomic guppies.
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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: January 02 2011 at 14:14
| From the dawn |
Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: January 02 2011 at 14:19
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of time, dinosaurs
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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: January 02 2011 at 14:22
| played death metal |
Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: January 02 2011 at 14:23
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with avant-garde tendencies
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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: January 02 2011 at 14:25
| that would drive |
Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: January 02 2011 at 14:27
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out the vile
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Posted By: SaltyJon
Date Posted: January 02 2011 at 15:02
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pages of filth
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Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: January 02 2011 at 15:14
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from dino-school textbooks.
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Posted By: Viajero Astral
Date Posted: January 02 2011 at 18:35
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I went to Georgia
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Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: January 02 2011 at 18:51
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. Why, you ask?
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Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: January 02 2011 at 20:04
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Because traveling by -------------  
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Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: January 02 2011 at 20:38
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seven-wheeled bicycle is
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Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: January 02 2011 at 20:48
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overkill and unnecessary. -------------
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Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: January 02 2011 at 20:54
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Instead, I took
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Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: January 02 2011 at 21:40
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the avant-coach bus -------------
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Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: January 02 2011 at 21:52
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to the planet
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Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: January 02 2011 at 23:50
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Nebulo 9, where -------------
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Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 00:35
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Posted By: Viajero Astral
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 00:47
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like apples and stuff -------------
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Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 01:46
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 02:20
| then abruptly stopped. |
Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 05:28
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Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 06:57
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Sexual intercourse with
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Posted By: Chicapah
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 09:04
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flowering houseplants doesn't ------------- "Literature is well enough, as a time-passer, and for the improvement and general elevation and purification of mankind, but it has no practical value" - Mark Twain |
Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 09:54
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Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 14:22
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man! Instead, it
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Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 15:00
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causes some unknown ------------- 
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Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 15:03
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spermological mutation where -------------
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 15:26
| sperms have buds |
Posted By: Viajero Astral
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 15:40
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and stuff. Back
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Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 17:14
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to philosophy: Socrates
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Posted By: CPicard
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 17:20
| wasn't a cat |
Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 17:27
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... or was he? ------------- |
Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 17:39
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The real question -------------
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Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 19:26
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is: Did his
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Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 20:20
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cat's cat ever -------------
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 20:22
| cat scat? And |
Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 20:26
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what's with this -------------
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 20:30
| newfangled shimmyshum thingamabob? |
Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 20:34
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In the 1840s,
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 21:17
| Canadian Moose populations |
Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 21:19
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rapidly declined, due -------------
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 21:26
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to William Shatner's |
Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 22:58
| lack of hair |
Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 23:02
| -raising literary skills |
Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 23:06
| which he shows |
Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 23:07
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in his treatise
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 23:08
| on his nose ; |
Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 23:09
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using deft symbolism,
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 23:12
| Shatner disproves theories |
Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 23:13
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regarding spontaneous amalgamations
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 23:14
| long held by |
Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 23:15
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the clergy as
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 23:17
| inviolate, in violet, |
Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 23:19
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weasels. Criminal justice ------------- |
Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 23:23
| of Chuck Norris. |
Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 23:25
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Anarchy ensues when
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: January 03 2011 at 23:27
| not in use. |
Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: January 04 2011 at 02:06
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: January 04 2011 at 03:35
| Wherefore art thou? |
Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: January 04 2011 at 06:58
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The public-school system
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Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: January 04 2011 at 07:49
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Posted By: Chicapah
Date Posted: January 04 2011 at 09:07
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hip-hop hippos ------------- "Literature is well enough, as a time-passer, and for the improvement and general elevation and purification of mankind, but it has no practical value" - Mark Twain |
Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: January 04 2011 at 09:30
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: January 04 2011 at 13:18
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and classes about
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Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: January 04 2011 at 13:58
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tribal music from
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Posted By: someone_else
Date Posted: January 04 2011 at 14:56
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Oglala's and Hunkpapa's -------------
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Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: January 04 2011 at 15:19
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birthplace. VCRs are
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Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: January 04 2011 at 17:03
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excellent substitutes for -------------
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Posted By: crimhead
Date Posted: January 04 2011 at 17:47
| sunscreen in the tropics. |
Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: January 04 2011 at 20:08
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Science tells us
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: January 04 2011 at 20:20
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little about zero-point gravimetrics |
Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: January 04 2011 at 20:37
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and pseudo-gravitational optical
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: January 04 2011 at 20:38
| troweling. Cyclonic invervaccion |
Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: January 04 2011 at 20:41
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, a phenomenon found
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: January 04 2011 at 20:45
| near mascon anomalies |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: January 04 2011 at 20:46
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on 4chan. If
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: January 04 2011 at 20:49
| isostatic equilibrium alters |
Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: January 04 2011 at 20:50
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one's genitals, then
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Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: January 04 2011 at 20:50
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the characteristics of -------------
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: January 04 2011 at 20:51
| Himalayan buoyancy will |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: January 04 2011 at 20:53
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become pregnant. Zalgo
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Posted By: Anthony H.
Date Posted: January 04 2011 at 20:54
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was depressed because
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: January 04 2011 at 21:07
| -- well, just because. |
Posted By: horsewithteeth11
Date Posted: January 04 2011 at 21:13
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Drinking tea from
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Posted By: ExittheLemming
Date Posted: January 04 2011 at 21:43
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a flying saucer
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Posted By: Atavachron
Date Posted: January 04 2011 at 21:47
| ('Tea for Foo') |
Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: January 05 2011 at 00:36
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is known to -------------
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Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: January 05 2011 at 01:55
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Posted By: NecronCommander
Date Posted: January 05 2011 at 02:06
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as the "Rotund -------------
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Posted By: irrelevant
Date Posted: January 05 2011 at 02:41
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Mouth of Inferiority" ------------- https://gabebuller.bandcamp.com/" rel="nofollow - New album! http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385" rel="nofollow - http://www.progarchives.com/artist.asp?id=7385 |